Rogue Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 A man walked into a bar and took a seat at the bar stool, Pulled out a little paper bag and placed it on the bench...The bartender walked up to him and asked him what he would like to drink? The man replied, with a upset face "Just a lager mate!" the bartender said, "jeez buddy wats the matter?" the man did not reply, but pulled out a little piano, small stool and 10inch man from the paper bag. The bartender looked with suprise as the little man started playing the piano, "Where the heck did ya get that!!" he exclaimed. "Well i'll tell ya if you keep it a secret", he said as he grabbed a geine's bottle from the bag, "here", the man said and handed the bottle to the bartender, "give it a rub". The bartender rubbed the bottle, and *POOF* out came a geine."I SHALL GRANT YOU ONE WISH" the genie said in a low grumbling voice So the bartender Thought......and came up with an idea."I wish for a million Bucks!", said the bartender.And an enourmous crack in the wall appeared and IN WALKED A MILLION DUCKS one by one? The Bartender looked Badazeled and said "Mate i asked for a million Bucks not a Million Ducks!!" And the man Replied "WHAT YOU REALLY THINK I'D ASK FOR A TEN INCH PIANIST" O.K Im sorry it wasnt that funny ((a Pianist is a piano player) for those who didnt know) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
「tea.leaf」 Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 Wow. Crude pun. This is the lamest ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rogue Posted August 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 I NOHow sad?I No,But how sad am i 4 trying :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Judαs Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 It's a lame and cheap joke =/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Purple Dinosaur Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 Wow, It was kinda funny, but still lame. If I would wish of a Ten inch Pianist, what would the Genie give me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catman25 Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 What if the guy wished for a million Ducks? Then would he get one million Bucks? Not logical but still..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 How about this one... A man walks into a bar and sits down. The bar tender asks him what he wants and he replies with "I'll just have a beer." The bar tender sets a beer on the counter and turns around. He hears a crash and turns back around to find that the beer has been knocked over. He asks the man if he would like another beer, and the man says "Yes, please." The bar tender puts another beer on the counter and turns back around. He hears another crash and turns back around to find that the second beer has been knocked over. He tells the man that he will give him one more beer. So he sets a beer on the counter, but this time he doesn't turn around. He looks at the man and sees a little person run out of the guy's shirt. It then kicks the beer over and runs back up his arm into his shirt. The bar tender, shocked, exclaims "What the hell was that???" The man says, "Well, the other day I was in a desert. I found this lamp lying on the ground, and rubbed it. A genie shot out of the lamp and told me he would grant me one wish, and I told him I wanted a 10 inch pecker." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 Both of your jokes sucked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 Both of your jokes suckedur mom sucks. There, I said it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 Yes she does I hate her more than anything else on Earth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbra Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 I lol'd. Like, five years ago, when I heard it first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benraino Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 I used to think jokes like that were funny, then I turned 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marisa Kirisame-ze Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 It's a lame and cheap joke =/ Well he did say I'm not forcing you to read this. lolz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGiver Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 srry no but not funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted August 29, 2008 Report Share Posted August 29, 2008 What Leaf said... Wow. Crude pun. This is the lamest ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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