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And so this sorry affair is finished...

Eh.

Tectonix was looking like the winner last night, but Demented pulled out a last minute card that I enjoyed immensely, so unfortunately for Tectonix, victory goes the Demented.

 

 

Haha...something for my amusement.

Mudkipz cardsplz.

 

It's a winner take all 6-rep free-for-all beat-down brawl of epic-ness.

 

Limit 2 cards.

 

Serious or funny, both are fine.

 

cost of joining is 5 points

 

End date: 9/10

 

So get on it.

 

Demented: Registered

King: Registered

tectonix55: Registered

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This will get your opponent to tell the truth. XD

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[spoiler=Effect(Instructions XD) - U Liek MuDkIpZz??!!]Ask your opponent the question. If your opponent says yes, throw him/her a cookie for telling the truth. If your opponent says no, say "Yeah suuure" or "Riiiiight". Tell your opponent "U kno u liek teh mudkipz". If your opponent still denies that he/she likes them, slap him/her in the face. If he/she gets mad, suprised, sad, upset, hurt, devious, or anything around that, Spartan kick him/her to the ground and do the following based on your opponent's gender:

-Male: Duct tape your opponent to a splintery wooden wall/fence. Dropkick your opponent in the nuts. If your opponent makes a sound after being kicked in the nuts, give your opponent an atomic wedgie and tell him to ACCEPT THE TRUTH!!!!!!!!

-Female: Give her a full nelson. Say to your opponent "You're a girl, you must liek mudkipz". Slam her into a wall until she admits the truth.

 

 

[spoiler=Effect(Instructions XD) - TeH MuDkIpZ HoRdE]This card can only be activated after the effect of "U Liek MuDIpZz??!!" resolves and your opponent fools you. Summon a number of Mudkipz equal to the number of people on Earth x the highest number you can think of. Your opponent must accept TEH LUV OF TEH MUDKIPZZ or else he/she is screwed. If your opponent says he/she is not afraid of mudkipz, Each part of the field, in front of a mudkip, will be a gatling gun, and Bulletproof outfit that can withstand any Bullet. After the previous effect resolves, activate one of the following effects:

-Opponent is scared: Keep scaring him/her until he/she wets him/herself. Laugh maniacally afterward. If your opponent runs away, he/she loses the match.

-Opponent isn't scared: All mudkipz shoot the gatling guns and blast your opponent to bits. After your opponent is through, shake your head and say "If you'd just say yes, this wouldn't have happened". You win the match.

 

 

 

 

Pic for "U Liek MuDkIpZ??!!" came from here: http://animewriter.files.wordpress.com/2007/06/angry-kagami.jpg

Pic for "TeH MuDkIpZ HoRdE" came from here: http://dawn42.deviantart.com/art/THE-DARK-MUDKIP-WARLORD-81690280

 

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Effect: Ask your opponent if they "liek mudkipz". Then, activate 1 of the following effects, based on their response: -"Yes": Hug them, because they know that Mudkipz are made of win. Then, give them a root beer float. -"No", with tones of disbelief: Walk away from the duel, because you know that anyone who doesn't like Mudkipz eats kittens. -"No", and slaps you: Kick 'em in the crotch. Regardless of their gender; you're too pissed off to care. -"No", with tones of apathy: Tell them that they suck. They're just being a hater. -"Why would I care?": Slap them for being too indecisive. People like them end up flipping burgers at Micky D's. -"F**k off": Use your imagination. You could think up of something much crueler then I could.

 

Art link: http://combuskensflame.deviantart.com/art/dA-herd-u-liek-mi-81596059

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