Fh-Fh Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Simple. Post your favorite recipie. Don't post things like "Lemonade!" or "PB&J". Heres my killer applesauce recipe. Killer Applesauce: 2 Large Applesor3 Small Apples1/2 A Lemon1/8 Tsp Nutmeg2/3 Cup Sugar1/2 Cup Water Step 1: Peel Apples. Cut in half, scoop out cores. Throw skins away. Cut for desired texture as shown: Step 2: Juice Lemon. Put apples, juice and all other ingredients in medium pot a mix with wooden spoon. Step 3: Light burner to medium-high. When water boils turn to low-medium. Stir for 5-10 seconds every 1-2 minutes until apples are soft and mushy. Step 4: Turn off heat. Mash applesauce with potato masher or pastry blender until right consistency. Chill and enjoy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodrun Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 What a wierd thread.. Can I post my special brownie reciepe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yasu Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Copypasta FTW Fish Tacos Recipe Ingredients * 1 lb of very fresh fish fillets - (Good fish for tacos are firm fish like swordfish or shark) * Salt and pepper * Olive oil * 1 doz corn tortillas (3 tortillas per person) (ONLY 3!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!) * Vegetable oil or butter (optional, depending on how you heat your tortillas) * Salsa * 1 ripe Avocado * Cabbage (or iceberg lettuce) * Cider vinegar * Salt Method 1 Prepare the salsa. Either use store bought or make your own. 2 Prepare the cabbage and avocado. Thinly slice cabbage. Put in a small serving bowl. Sprinkle with cider vinegar (about a Tbsp) and salt (about a tsp). Mix in the vinegar and salt. Peel avocado and remove seed. Chop and reserve for later. 3 Heat the tortillas. Unless you have made fresh tortillas from scratch, you will need to soften them somehow. One way to easily soften and heat a tortilla to simply heat it in the microwave for 20-25 seconds on high heat, on top of a napkin or paper towel to absorb the moisture that is released. We often will heat two tortillas at once in the microwave, heating them for a total of 40 seconds. Another way is to heat a well seasoned (black) large cast iron skillet to medium heat. Add a teaspoon of oil to the pan or spread a half a teaspoon of butter on one side of one tortilla. Place tortilla in the pan (butter side down if you are using butter). As the tortilla sizzles, flip the tortilla with a spatula so that the other side gets some of the oil or butter from the pan. Continue to flip every 10-30 seconds until the tortillas begins to develop air pockets, about a minute. If the pan begins to smoke, lower the temperature. You can skip the butter or oil if you wish and just heat the tortillas up on the skillet without them. We have found that the flavor of packaged tortillas benefits from heating them with a bit of oil. Remove the tortilla from the pan and place it folded on a plate. If the pan is large enough you can prepare two or more tortillas at once. Continue until all the tortillas (estimate 3 per person) are cooked. Set aside. 4 Cook the fish. Soak the fish fillets in cold water for at least one minute. Pat dry with a paper towel. Heat a large stick-free skillet to medium high heat. Add a couple of teaspoons of olive oil to the skillet. Place fish on skillet. Cooking time depends on the thickness of the fillets. A thin fillet may take only one minute on each side to cook. A thicker fillet may take a couple of minutes. Fish should be still barely translucent when cooked. Break off a piece and test if you are not sure. Do not overcook the fish. Remove from pan when done to a separate plate. Sprinkle with salt and pepper. 5 Assembly. I think tacos are best when you assemble them yourself. Place the plate of tortillas, the plate of fish, the salsa, the cabbage, and the avocados on the table and let everyone assemble their own. Serves four.And no!!! If you want my Coca-ColaSpecial Recipe, YOU NEED TO PAY $_$xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fh-Fh Posted September 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 What a wierd thread.. Can I post my special brownie reciepe? If its the food browine that you eat, then yes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HORUS Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 ^ Wait, pot brownies aren't for eating??? Are you sure??? Crap. Eine halbe tasse Staubzucker Ein viertel teelöffel Salz Eine messerspitze türkisches Haschisch Ein halbes Pfund Butter Ein Teelöffel Vanillenzucker Ein halbes Pfund mehl Einhundertfünfzig Gramm gemahlene Nüsse Ein wenig extra Staubzucker Und keine Eier In eine Schüssel geben Butter einrühren Gemahlene Nüsse zugeben und Den Teig verkneten Augenballgroße stücke vom Teig formen Im Staubzucker wälzen und Sagt die Zauberwörter Simsalbimbamba saladu saladim Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backenUnd Keine Eier ANYONE WHO UNDERSTANDS THIS REFERENCE WINS LIFE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ecoboy1324 Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 ' pid='1100408' dateline='1221105047']^ Wait' date=' pot brownies aren't for eating??? Are you sure??? Crap. Eine halbe tasse Staubzucker Ein viertel teelöffel Salz Eine messerspitze türkisches Haschisch Ein halbes Pfund Butter Ein Teelöffel Vanillenzucker Ein halbes Pfund mehl Einhundertfünfzig Gramm gemahlene Nüsse Ein wenig extra Staubzucker Und keine Eier In eine Schüssel geben Butter einrühren Gemahlene Nüsse zugeben und Den Teig verkneten Augenballgroße stücke vom Teig formen Im Staubzucker wälzen und Sagt die Zauberwörter Simsalbimbamba saladu saladim Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backenUnd Keine Eier ANYONE WHO UNDERSTANDS THIS REFERENCE WINS LIFE.[/quote'] A half cup of dust sugar A quarter teelöffel salt A pinch of Turkish hashish A half Pound of butter A Teelöffel vanilla sugar A half Pound flour One hundred fifty gram gemahlene Nüsse A little specially a dust sugar And no eggs Give to a dish Butter stir Gemahlene Nüsse admit and The paste knead Eye-ball-large pieces of the paste form In the dust sugar roll and Says the magic words Simsalbimbamba saladu saladim On a greased baking sheet metal put and With two hundred degrees for fifteen minutes and no eggs bake i think this is the english translation but i may have made a mistake as im new to german Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abstract [Atrocity] Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 ' pid='1100408' dateline='1221105047']^ Wait' date=' pot brownies aren't for eating??? Are you sure??? Crap. Eine halbe tasse Staubzucker Ein viertel teelöffel Salz Eine messerspitze türkisches Haschisch Ein halbes Pfund Butter Ein Teelöffel Vanillenzucker Ein halbes Pfund mehl Einhundertfünfzig Gramm gemahlene Nüsse Ein wenig extra Staubzucker Und keine Eier In eine Schüssel geben Butter einrühren Gemahlene Nüsse zugeben und Den Teig verkneten Augenballgroße stücke vom Teig formen Im Staubzucker wälzen und Sagt die Zauberwörter Simsalbimbamba saladu saladim Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backenUnd Keine Eier ANYONE WHO UNDERSTANDS THIS REFERENCE WINS LIFE.[/quote'] Die Eier Von Satan No, I didn't use google/yahoo/any other search engineHORUS'AVATAR4LIFE Nice one, you beat me to it. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HORUS Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Haha. Yeah. TOOL: Die Eier von Satan. For those who don't speak German: The Eggs of Satan. The joke is that there are no eggs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 ...loli haz one*checks chocolate book*how is chocolate pizza? XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian-Exodia Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 Here's a recipeTails doll pie2 eggs3 pieces of the tails doll[not the head,we put that on top] 3 tbsp. vanillapie crustChocolate,and lot of it!Now mix everything except the pie crust & the head,& now put the crust on & put it in the ovenNow invite Sonic,Shadow,& Silver overPut the head on,& cover it,& watch them eat it,now uncover it!See the look on there faces once the see the tails doll head & they run away Ha Ha! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 BAKED LASAGNA 2 lb. sausage (cooked & drained)2 (15 1/2 oz.) cans tomato sauce2 tsp. crushed oregano1 clove garlic2 tsp. basil1/2 tsp. pepper2 eggs2 c. regular cottage cheese3/4 c. Parmesan cheese1 lb. mozzarella (sliced thin), it can be grated12 lasagna noodles Mix the first 6 ingredients together in a large pan and simmer slowly for 15 minutes. While cooking sauce - bring a large saucepan full of water to a full boil. Place 12 lasagna noodles in boiling water; cook until tender. Drain and separate by running cold water over. Put the next 3 ingredients in blender and blend until smooth. Grease a 9 x 13 inch pan. Put enough sauce in the bottom to just cover. Make a layer of noodles, then cottage cheese mixture, then a layer of sliced thin mozzarella, then meat sauce mixture. Repeat until all ingredients are used, end with meat sauce mixture on top. Bake at 375 degrees for 35-45 minutes. Let set 15 minutes before cutting. Serves 8. I also add hot dogs for greater justice ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian-Exodia Posted September 11, 2008 Report Share Posted September 11, 2008 What about mine? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fh-Fh Posted September 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 BUMP.!.!.!. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuldur Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 this is not my recipe but it's kinda cool Sea Salt Ice Cream http://www.recipezaar.com/177919 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jericho Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 Darkstar Cheese Sauce Ingredients: 3-4 slices of American cheezeHalf a handful of shredded chedder cheeseMilk Equipment:1 bowl1 paper plate1 fork1 microwave1 or more paper towels Process: Start by putting the bowl on the paper plate. Next, take your slices of cheese and tear them into 3rds, placing them around the bowl in a triangle, leaving a "vent" in the middle. Next, pour milk in the bowl just up to the top of the cheeze. Cover with a paper towel. Put this in the microwave for 1:30 on medium power. Next, take the whole thing out of the microwave (be careful. it's HOT). There may or may not be floating cheeze "skins". Stir the molten cheeze quickly with the fork. When you are satisfied with your stiring, sprinkle the chedder cheeze in the bowl. Recover this with the same paper towel. Heat this in the microwave on medium power for :30. When you take this out of the microwave, stir until it thickens into a sauce. You can now dip whatever you want (preferably tortilla chips, or some other kind of chip [i like to use Pringles]) into your cheeze sauce. You can also vary the amount of milk to change the thickness of your sauce. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bury the year Posted September 12, 2008 Report Share Posted September 12, 2008 I'll post my killer ramen noodle salad when I can find the recipe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Metal Posted September 13, 2008 Report Share Posted September 13, 2008 Cream Of Human. You need.... - 1 Fresh Baby (any Color will do)- 3 Gallons of Applesauce- 4 Quarts of Whiskey- 3 Rotting Arms - 17 Bat Wings- 1 Heart of a Dog- 2 Eyes of a Blind Woman- 3 TBSP of Grounded Marrow- 4 Whole Cloves Of Garlic Steps: - Chop up Solid ingredients and mix them in a bowl.- Turn oven up to the highest setting.- Pour all ingredients in a large pot.- Put in oven.- Cook for 50 minutes then stir well.- Cook for another 35 minutes.- Enjoy ....sounds good eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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