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Simple. Post your favorite recipie. Don't post things like "Lemonade!" or "PB&J". Heres my killer applesauce recipe.

 

Killer Applesauce:

 

2 Large Apples

or

3 Small Apples

1/2 A Lemon

1/8 Tsp Nutmeg

2/3 Cup Sugar

1/2 Cup Water

 

Step 1:

 

Peel Apples. Cut in half, scoop out cores. Throw skins away. Cut for desired texture as shown:

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Step 2:

 

Juice Lemon. Put apples, juice and all other ingredients in medium pot a mix with wooden spoon.

 

Step 3:

 

Light burner to medium-high. When water boils turn to low-medium. Stir for 5-10 seconds every 1-2 minutes until apples are soft and mushy.

 

Step 4:

 

Turn off heat. Mash applesauce with potato masher or pastry blender until right consistency. Chill and enjoy.

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Copypasta FTW

Fish Tacos Recipe

 

Ingredients

 

* 1 lb of very fresh fish fillets - (Good fish for tacos are firm fish like swordfish or shark)

* Salt and pepper

* Olive oil

 

* 1 doz corn tortillas (3 tortillas per person) (ONLY 3!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!)

* Vegetable oil or butter (optional, depending on how you heat your tortillas)

 

* Salsa

* 1 ripe Avocado

 

* Cabbage (or iceberg lettuce)

* Cider vinegar

* Salt

 

Method

 

1 Prepare the salsa. Either use store bought or make your own.

 

2 Prepare the cabbage and avocado. Thinly slice cabbage. Put in a small serving bowl. Sprinkle with cider vinegar (about a Tbsp) and salt (about a tsp). Mix in the vinegar and salt. Peel avocado and remove seed. Chop and reserve for later.

 

3 Heat the tortillas. Unless you have made fresh tortillas from scratch, you will need to soften them somehow. One way to easily soften and heat a tortilla to simply heat it in the microwave for 20-25 seconds on high heat, on top of a napkin or paper towel to absorb the moisture that is released. We often will heat two tortillas at once in the microwave, heating them for a total of 40 seconds.

 

Another way is to heat a well seasoned (black) large cast iron skillet to medium heat. Add a teaspoon of oil to the pan or spread a half a teaspoon of butter on one side of one tortilla. Place tortilla in the pan (butter side down if you are using butter). As the tortilla sizzles, flip the tortilla with a spatula so that the other side gets some of the oil or butter from the pan. Continue to flip every 10-30 seconds until the tortillas begins to develop air pockets, about a minute. If the pan begins to smoke, lower the temperature. You can skip the butter or oil if you wish and just heat the tortillas up on the skillet without them. We have found that the flavor of packaged tortillas benefits from heating them with a bit of oil.

 

Remove the tortilla from the pan and place it folded on a plate. If the pan is large enough you can prepare two or more tortillas at once. Continue until all the tortillas (estimate 3 per person) are cooked. Set aside.

 

4 Cook the fish. Soak the fish fillets in cold water for at least one minute. Pat dry with a paper towel. Heat a large stick-free skillet to medium high heat. Add a couple of teaspoons of olive oil to the skillet. Place fish on skillet. Cooking time depends on the thickness of the fillets. A thin fillet may take only one minute on each side to cook. A thicker fillet may take a couple of minutes. Fish should be still barely translucent when cooked. Break off a piece and test if you are not sure. Do not overcook the fish. Remove from pan when done to a separate plate. Sprinkle with salt and pepper.

 

5 Assembly. I think tacos are best when you assemble them yourself. Place the plate of tortillas, the plate of fish, the salsa, the cabbage, and the avocados on the table and let everyone assemble their own.

 

Serves four.


And no!!!

If you want my Coca-Cola

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^ Wait, pot brownies aren't for eating??? Are you sure??? Crap.

 

 

Eine halbe tasse Staubzucker

Ein viertel teelöffel Salz

Eine messerspitze türkisches Haschisch

Ein halbes Pfund Butter

Ein Teelöffel Vanillenzucker

Ein halbes Pfund mehl

Einhundertfünfzig Gramm gemahlene Nüsse

Ein wenig extra Staubzucker

Und keine Eier

In eine Schüssel geben

Butter einrühren

 

Gemahlene Nüsse zugeben und

Den Teig verkneten

Augenballgroße stücke vom Teig formen

Im Staubzucker wälzen und

Sagt die Zauberwörter

Simsalbimbamba saladu saladim

Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und

Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen

Und Keine Eier

 

 

 

ANYONE WHO UNDERSTANDS THIS REFERENCE WINS LIFE.

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^ Wait' date=' pot brownies aren't for eating??? Are you sure??? Crap.

 

 

Eine halbe tasse Staubzucker

Ein viertel teelöffel Salz

Eine messerspitze türkisches Haschisch

Ein halbes Pfund Butter

Ein Teelöffel Vanillenzucker

Ein halbes Pfund mehl

Einhundertfünfzig Gramm gemahlene Nüsse

Ein wenig extra Staubzucker

Und keine Eier

In eine Schüssel geben

Butter einrühren

 

Gemahlene Nüsse zugeben und

Den Teig verkneten

Augenballgroße stücke vom Teig formen

Im Staubzucker wälzen und

Sagt die Zauberwörter

Simsalbimbamba saladu saladim

Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und

Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen

Und Keine Eier

 

 

 

ANYONE WHO UNDERSTANDS THIS REFERENCE WINS LIFE.

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A half cup of dust sugar

A quarter teelöffel salt

A pinch of Turkish hashish

A half Pound of butter

A Teelöffel vanilla sugar

A half Pound flour

One hundred fifty gram gemahlene Nüsse

A little specially a dust sugar And no eggs Give to a dish Butter stir Gemahlene Nüsse admit and The paste knead Eye-ball-large pieces of the paste form In the dust sugar roll and Says the magic words Simsalbimbamba saladu saladim On a greased baking sheet metal put and With two hundred degrees for fifteen minutes and no eggs bake

i think this is the english translation but i may have made a mistake as im new to german

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' pid='1100408' dateline='1221105047']

^ Wait' date=' pot brownies aren't for eating??? Are you sure??? Crap.

 

 

Eine halbe tasse Staubzucker

Ein viertel teelöffel Salz

Eine messerspitze türkisches Haschisch

Ein halbes Pfund Butter

Ein Teelöffel Vanillenzucker

Ein halbes Pfund mehl

Einhundertfünfzig Gramm gemahlene Nüsse

Ein wenig extra Staubzucker

Und keine Eier

In eine Schüssel geben

Butter einrühren

 

Gemahlene Nüsse zugeben und

Den Teig verkneten

Augenballgroße stücke vom Teig formen

Im Staubzucker wälzen und

Sagt die Zauberwörter

Simsalbimbamba saladu saladim

Auf ein gefettetes Backblech legen und

Bei zweihundert Grad für fünfzehn Minuten backen

Und Keine Eier

 

 

 

ANYONE WHO UNDERSTANDS THIS REFERENCE WINS LIFE.

[/quote']

 

Die Eier Von Satan

 

No, I didn't use google/yahoo/any other search engine

HORUS'AVATAR4LIFE

 

Nice one, you beat me to it. :D

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Here's a recipe

Tails doll pie

2 eggs

3 pieces of the tails doll[not the head,we put that on top]

3 tbsp. vanilla

pie crust

Chocolate,and lot of it!

Now mix everything except the pie crust & the head,& now put the crust on & put it in the oven

Now invite Sonic,Shadow,& Silver over

Put the head on,& cover it,& watch them eat it,now uncover it!See the look on there faces once the see the tails doll head & they run away Ha Ha!

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BAKED LASAGNA

 

2 lb. sausage (cooked & drained)

2 (15 1/2 oz.) cans tomato sauce

2 tsp. crushed oregano

1 clove garlic

2 tsp. basil

1/2 tsp. pepper

2 eggs

2 c. regular cottage cheese

3/4 c. Parmesan cheese

1 lb. mozzarella (sliced thin), it can be grated

12 lasagna noodles

 

Mix the first 6 ingredients together in a large pan and simmer slowly for 15 minutes. While cooking sauce - bring a large saucepan full of water to a full boil. Place 12 lasagna noodles in boiling water; cook until tender. Drain and separate by running cold water over. Put the next 3 ingredients in blender and blend until smooth.

 

Grease a 9 x 13 inch pan. Put enough sauce in the bottom to just cover. Make a layer of noodles, then cottage cheese mixture, then a layer of sliced thin mozzarella, then meat sauce mixture. Repeat until all ingredients are used, end with meat sauce mixture on top. Bake at 375 degrees for 35-45 minutes. Let set 15 minutes before cutting. Serves 8.

 

I also add hot dogs for greater justice ;D

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Darkstar Cheese Sauce

 

Ingredients:

3-4 slices of American cheeze

Half a handful of shredded chedder cheese

Milk

 

Equipment:

1 bowl

1 paper plate

1 fork

1 microwave

1 or more paper towels

 

Process:

 

Start by putting the bowl on the paper plate. Next, take your slices of cheese and tear them into 3rds, placing them around the bowl in a triangle, leaving a "vent" in the middle. Next, pour milk in the bowl just up to the top of the cheeze. Cover with a paper towel. Put this in the microwave for 1:30 on medium power.

 

Next, take the whole thing out of the microwave (be careful. it's HOT). There may or may not be floating cheeze "skins". Stir the molten cheeze quickly with the fork. When you are satisfied with your stiring, sprinkle the chedder cheeze in the bowl. Recover this with the same paper towel. Heat this in the microwave on medium power for :30.

 

When you take this out of the microwave, stir until it thickens into a sauce. You can now dip whatever you want (preferably tortilla chips, or some other kind of chip [i like to use Pringles]) into your cheeze sauce.

 

You can also vary the amount of milk to change the thickness of your sauce.

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Cream Of Human.

 

You need....

 

- 1 Fresh Baby (any Color will do)

- 3 Gallons of Applesauce

- 4 Quarts of Whiskey

- 3 Rotting Arms

- 17 Bat Wings

- 1 Heart of a Dog

- 2 Eyes of a Blind Woman

- 3 TBSP of Grounded Marrow

- 4 Whole Cloves Of Garlic

 

Steps:

- Chop up Solid ingredients and mix them in a bowl.

- Turn oven up to the highest setting.

- Pour all ingredients in a large pot.

- Put in oven.

- Cook for 50 minutes then stir well.

- Cook for another 35 minutes.

- Enjoy

 

 

....sounds good eh?

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