Lucas Maximus Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 "Oh my God" Discuss, and feel free to post your favourite phases. =]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesusofChaos™ Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 "I thought King Kong was a country" - Dumbass girl on my bus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Maximus Posted September 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 "I thought King Kong was a country" - Dumbass girl on my bus :P. "When I grow up' date=' I wanna be spiderman!" - [i']some dumbass in my maths class[/i]. The funny thing is, he was being serious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesusofChaos™ Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 "I thought King Kong was a country" - Dumbass girl on my bus :P. "When I grow up' date=' I wanna be spiderman!" - [i']dumbass boy on my bus[/i]. The funny thing is, he was being serious. I was sitting like 5 meters away from her and went "Your such a ****ing dumbass" she just looked at me and was like "Well it is isnt it? Its near China" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Maximus Posted September 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 "I thought King Kong was a country" - Dumbass girl on my bus :P. "When I grow up' date=' I wanna be spiderman!" - [i']dumbass boy on my bus[/i]. The funny thing is, he was being serious. I was sitting like 5 meters away from her and went "Your such a ****ing dumbass" she just looked at me and was like "Well it is isnt it? Its near China" Pfft. People these days... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesusofChaos™ Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 "I thought King Kong was a country" - Dumbass girl on my bus :P. "When I grow up' date=' I wanna be spiderman!" - [i']dumbass boy on my bus[/i]. The funny thing is, he was being serious. I was sitting like 5 meters away from her and went "Your such a ****ing dumbass" she just looked at me and was like "Well it is isnt it? Its near China" Pfft. People these days... People who say these sort of things should be instantly killed to stop them reproducing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benraino Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 "I'm mad because California is ranked 47th in the smartest states. I know not everyone is smart but 47th out of 52 is ridiculous."Some person my cousin knew from California. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbra Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 Well, there's the classic "I thought Europe was a country" scene. But also:"Can it turn you into Superman?" A guy in my class, during a discussion of plutonium. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterOfMagicians Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 Well, its easy to confuse the 50 states of the united states with a standard deck of playing cards...Californians...maybe its just best if they fell off into the ocean like scientists are hopi...I mean predicting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesusofChaos™ Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 ' pid='1128526' dateline='1221676986']"Can it turn you into Superman?" A guy in my class' date=' during a discussion of plutonium.[/quote'] Not if you put it anywhere near your crotch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benraino Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 Well' date=' its easy to confuse the 50 states of the united states with a standard deck of playing cards...Californians...maybe its just best if they fell off into the ocean like scientists are hopi...I mean predicting.[/quote'] That used to happen with me. Then I turned 4. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrise Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 1: "How do you make cards look real?"A person, no really, a person actually said that on a thread. Forgot which one though. 2: "EEEKKK!!! EL CHUPACABRA!!!!!"Some wussy boy said that, and he was an 8th grader too, but, he was talking about the Taco Bell dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrometheusMFD Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 "Dude... bro... dude, I mean man, you've got to, like, just chill, and stuff. Cause dude, you just are, like, way too stressed. So, dude-bro*, can I, like, see the answer to, like, numero uno?"-Moron in my Literature Class. HALF AN HOUR OF THIS! Also, since we didn't get caught, and he was cheating on a test with the most sarcastic person in the class (me), I gave him the wrong answer to every question. He dropped the class. What he was doing there in the first place is beyond me. *He actually said that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 sheet Happens. I live by that, anyway JoC shot the damn b----. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lucas Maximus Posted September 17, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 ' pid='1128526' dateline='1221676986']"Can it turn you into Superman?" A guy in my class' date=' during a discussion of plutonium.[/quote'] Not if you put it anywhere near your crotch I lol'd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~The Red Crusader~ Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 "No! You damn killed me! No I'm still alive! 5 Health! NOOOOO!!! How did you do it?" ^_^Killed my m8 on DotA... He started runnin with Trax, 5 health left and I shuriken tossed him as Gondar xD He was MAAAAAD after this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Blaze Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 "Ill Be Back" --- Arnold Shwartzehegger (Spelled Right?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeDeFiA Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 "Goodbye YCM.. forever" - Tiger XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fh-Fh Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 Our sceptic tank backed up and sheet started coming out of the bathtub drain. I went in the bathroom and my dad came in and said, "HOLY sheet!"and I said, "Ya got that right." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted September 17, 2008 Report Share Posted September 17, 2008 Life sucks. So do vaccums. What about Vaccums? XDI have plenty more...[spoiler=My Phrases]That's a long story.You got a problem? PM me at YCM XDWhen Mario gives you Yoshi, you better take care of him!YOSHI!!!!!!!!Oooh whoops, I died.BULLS on THE PARADE!!!Lazers?YOSHER LAZER!!! BLARGGHHHHJimmy, what's the answer to number 2?That Pepsi is good.Can I have the crust?Do we HAVE to run?Silly Bowser, Tiers R 4 Queers(sorry bout the word, it's just funny :P)TV tastes FUNNEH!Not you too! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abstract [Atrocity] Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 Nobody's a virgin, 'cuz life f***s us all. ~ Joey Wallace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeroshot Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 Wise people speak when they have something two say. Stupid people speak when they have to say something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 i once overheard some dumbass in my class and he was like "Anybody got a light?" he meant to turn on the lights and stuff...but he got in trouble just for asking that question...xDD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 'Oh damn, you play Call of Duty on Wii? You suck Tom!' ~Alex....lol XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zack Blaze Posted September 18, 2008 Report Share Posted September 18, 2008 Do you want fries with that? --- Cashier at McDonalds Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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