Supernewb Posted September 24, 2008 Report Share Posted September 24, 2008 Okay! I wanna see what you guys know about comedy! I'm gonna post some quotes from certain comedians and see if you can recognize them. There are no prizes, I just wanna see if you guys know what this funny stuff is! 1. Bill Gates. 85 BILLION dollars. There's a guy who could lose 80 BILLION dollars, and still have 5 Friccken BILLION dollars. 2. I dated one asian, she was very asian, she was a panda. 3. If there is a god, he made me three things. Suicidal, a Procrastinator, and ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER. I stand around every day thinking, "Life sulks, why do I even try... I might as well kill myself... but, I don't have any rope. I guess I'll get some later. Hey, look, that guy has a blue bike!" 4. Mad cow disease. I like the fact that we're blaming it on the cows. 5. My mama always told me, "A melon is bigger than a lampshade, but you can't use a doorknob as a toaster." 6.Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. See how fast you can answer! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
「tea.leaf」 Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 Whoever it is sucks at comedy. And you, sir, suck for having poor taste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoshIcy Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 3 and 4 is the best. And no I do not know any of these comedians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 If these are the best jokes around I say 'cake'those aren't the funniest... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
「tea.leaf」 Posted September 26, 2008 Report Share Posted September 26, 2008 Just realized the sixth one is from Carlin. Wow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernewb Posted September 27, 2008 Author Report Share Posted September 27, 2008 Let me get one thing across. I in no way said that these were the funniest, or the best. These are from some comedians that I like listening too. In case your wondering, here are the answers:1. Louis C.K.2. Jim Gaffigan3. Big Daddy Taz4. Jerry Seinfeld5. Adam Sandler6. George Carlin Some of you may not think any of these are funny in any way, I don't know because I don't know your sense of humor. But, if you don't think these are funny and you listen to Dane Cook, you have serious problems. Dane Cook stole jokes from Louis C.K, so if you think Dane is funny, you should take a look at more Louis C.K. jokes cause you'll find some similarities. Jim Gaffigan is one hilarious guy, I just didn't want to take up much space with his better jokes, because they are long. Big Daddy Tazz is not very well known, but if you see his special on Comedy Central than you'll see that he is one funny guy. Jerry Seinfeld is JERRY SEINFELD. Need I say more? Than Adam Sandler started out in stand up comedy, and it helped his carreer and now how many comedies has he been in? He hasn't done stand up in a while, so it is kind of old. Last but not least, George Carlin. Yeah. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tefached Posted September 27, 2008 Report Share Posted September 27, 2008 i know a couple of them because i watch comedy central to much.can't remember their names though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bury the year Posted September 28, 2008 Report Share Posted September 28, 2008 One out of every four people have a mental disorder of some kind. Think of your three best friends. If they're fine, you're screwed. I can't remember who said this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 28, 2008 Report Share Posted September 28, 2008 The sixth one was the only one that I found at all funny. >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
「tea.leaf」 Posted September 28, 2008 Report Share Posted September 28, 2008 The sixth one was the only one that I found at all funny. >_> *high fives* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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