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Start with the statement that a = b, and neither a or b equals 0.

 

a = b

 

Multiply each side by a.

 

a² = ab

 

Subtract b².

 

a² - b² = ab - b²

 

Factor out both sides.

 

(a + b)(a - b) = b(a - b)

 

Divide by (a - b).

 

a + b = b

 

Since a = b, then:

 

b + b = b

 

Combine like terms.

 

2b = b

 

Divide by b.

 

2 = 1

 


 

I win.

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A few of my favorites:

 

If a sword is promised to cut through anything, but cannot be broken, what happens if it trys to cut through itself?

 

 

Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe. ceehiro

 

Luat eienr Stduie der Cambrdige Unievrstiät speilt es kenie Rlloe in welcehr Reiehnfogle die Buhcstbaen in eniem Wrot vorkmomen, die eingzie whctige Sahce ist, dsas der ertse und der lettze Buhcstbaen stmimt. Der Rset knan in eienm völilegen Duchrienanedr sein und knan trtozedm prboelmols gelseen wreden. Das ist, weil das menchsilche Ague nicht jeedn Buhcstbaen liset.

 

Ertsuanlcih, nihct?

 

ah ha! If you got taht lsat one, you aegre wtih it.

 

I also enjoy simple paradoxes like:

 

This sentence is false.

If a tree falls in a forest when no ones around to here it, does it make a sound?

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If the temperature this morning is 0 degrees and the Weather Channel says' date=' "it will be twice as cold tomorrow", what will the temperature be?

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You convert the temperature to Kelvin. Then you calculate.

What if he means Kelvin?

 

Oh, right. Everyone will be dead. =D

 

Start with the statement that a = b' date=' and neither a or b equals 0.

 

a = b

 

Multiply each side by a.

 

a² = ab

 

Subtract b².

 

a² - b² = ab - b²

 

Factor out both sides.

 

(a + b)(a - b) = b(a - b)

 

Divide by (a - b).

 

a + b = b

 

Since a = b, then:

 

b + b = b

 

Combine like terms.

 

2b = b

 

Divide by b.

 

2 = 1

 

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I win.

 

Yes, you do.

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Start with the statement that a = b' date=' and neither a or b equals 0.

 

a = b

 

Multiply each side by a.

 

a² = ab

 

Subtract b².

 

a² - b² = ab - b²

 

Factor out both sides.

 

(a + b)(a - b) = b(a - b)

 

Divide by (a - b).

 

a + b = b

 

Since a = b, then:

 

b + b = b

 

Combine like terms.

 

2b = b

 

Divide by b.

 

2 = 1

 

[hr']

 

I win.

 

HE DIVIDED BY ZERO. EVERYONE RUN FOR COVER!

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If you got into a taxi and the driver started driving backwards would the taxi driver end up owing you money? Pikachu.

 

No, because, even though you are driving backwards, the taxi driver is doing both of these things:

 

A- Using up gas.

B- Going a distance.

 

Even if you are going backwards, you would OWE the driver. One paradox shot down.

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Start with the statement that a = b' date=' and neither a or b equals 0.

 

a = b

 

Multiply each side by a.

 

a² = ab

 

Subtract b².

 

a² - b² = ab - b²

 

Factor out both sides.

 

(a + b)(a - b) = b(a - b)

 

Divide by (a - b).

 

a + b = b

 

Since a = b, then:

 

b + b = b

 

Combine like terms.

 

2b = b

 

Divide by b.

 

2 = 1

 

[hr']

 

I win.

 

HE DIVIDED BY ZERO. EVERYONE RUN FOR COVER!

 

You found my flaw. Since a - b = 0, dividing by 0 results in explosions of random magnitudes.

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What is the sound of one hand clapping in a forest where a tree fell when nobody was around to hear it?

 

Pwned.

 

Sound is created when molecules hit one another, so the sound when a tree falls is always created, even if we can't hear it. The sound also leaves waves and radiation, even if it is a small amount. We can find them. Also, I can clap with one hand (I wish I could show you, but I can't). You have to keep your wrist back and not let it move. Let your fingers relax, then move your hand forward and back quickly.

 

Sorry, but these aren't paradoxes and they have been solved.

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