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THE CLEAN SONG


altemon

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Disclaimer: I didn't write this song, I just copied it from memory. Some guy on Newgrounds wrote it but I can't remember who it was. :mrgreen:

 

There once was a farmer who lived on a rock

He sat there all day just shaking his

Fist at the boys playing down by the crick (creek?)

Their feet in the water, their hand on their

Marbles and playthings; at quarter past four

Along came a girl, she looked like a

Rather nice girl; she sat down on the grass

She lifted her skirt and showed them her

Scar that she had recieved from a duck

She told them she just learnt a new way to

Bring up her children so they would not spit

While the boys in the barnyard were shovelling

Refuge and rubbish from yesterday's hunt

While the girl in the meadow was rubbing her

Eyes at the guy who lived on the dock

He looked like a man with a rather large

House in the country with books on a shelf

If you think this is dirty you can go **** yourself!

 

Made of win. Discuss.

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This fails' date=' because:

1. This is stupid

2. Reason 1.

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I've got 2 AGREERS!

 

Yes, but not fully. I only agree with the "Stupid" part. I personally hate dirt and and anything dirty. That's how you catch diseases.

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