Static Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Imagine this. You are attracted to women, like you are now (emotionally and sexually), but they do not exist. They existed a long time ago, and no one knows what they looked like (They have a pretty good idea from the fossils, however), but they do not exist anymore. That means, not only do you know there will never be any possibility of you having sex with one, but there's not even a possibility of you ever seeing one in real life. Everyone else, however, except for a very few, are not attracted to women, they are attracted to something else entirely. So in other words, you will never find any porn anywhere on the internet, only non-sexual pictures of women. Everyone you have told about your attraction to women think it's disgusting. To relieve yourself, you get off on the non-sexual pictures of women, knowing it will never get any better. That's what life is like to me. I am a degree 6 Zoosexual, sexually and emotionally attracted to Tyrannosaurs and nothing else. Women don't even do it for me. I am cursed to live my life in the misery that my most powerful emotional fantasies will never be even close to coming true. Life is like hell to me. I will never know true love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Lulz topic is zetta win Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bury the year Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 47) You will never have sex. @Clariex: Lulz topic is zetta win You are disrespectin' Minamimoto's legacy! BLASPHEMER! HERETIC! BURN THE WITCH, BURN HER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 47) You will never have sex. @Clariex: Lulz topic is zetta win You are disrespectin' Minamimoto's legacy! BLASPHEMER! HERETIC! BURN THE WITCH' date=' BURN HER![/quote'] I've already broken Rule 47 twice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bury the year Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 47) You will never have sex. @Clariex: Lulz topic is zetta win You are disrespectin' Minamimoto's legacy! BLASPHEMER! HERETIC! BURN THE WITCH' date=' BURN HER![/quote'] I've already broken Rule 47 twice It's 57. lrn2quoterulesplz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindingTheEverlight Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 If this is true, I feel bad for you. My uncle is a zoosexual, he is attracted to panda bears and dislike women. I'm not making fun of you, instead I feel for you. Also, why would you look up porn of a Tyrannosaurs... they're already naked... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skyfi Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Lolz ^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benraino Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Static, I less than 3 you, in a non sexual way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Static Posted October 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Benranio gets it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benraino Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Static for President 2016? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Static Posted October 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 2028, I need to be at least 35 to run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoshIcy Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Better hide my animals then :shock: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Static Posted October 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 You own Tyranosaurs? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoshIcy Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 You own Tyranosaurs? Only if that includes toys and models? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna Lovegood Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 I own 17 T-Rexs. You want one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Welche Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 This is sad, but I love Ninja Cows, I feel your pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Star Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Anyone that actually takes this topic seriously needs to get outside more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco Straybyrn Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Oh man, that was so delicious. I think I still have some tomato sauce on my chin, lemme eat that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna Lovegood Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Oh man' date=' that was so delicious. I think I still have some tomato sauce on my chin, lemme eat that.[/quote'] WTF? no really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Star Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Oh man' date=' that was so delicious. I think I still have some tomato sauce on my chin, lemme eat that.[/quote'] WTF? no really. Yeah, I don't really get that either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco Straybyrn Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Oh man' date=' that was so delicious. I think I still have some tomato sauce on my chin, lemme eat that.[/quote'] WTF? no really. Yeah, I don't really get that either. Then you're a blind fool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna Lovegood Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 Oh man' date=' that was so delicious. I think I still have some tomato sauce on my chin, lemme eat that.[/quote'] WTF? no really. Yeah, I don't really get that either. Then you're a blind fool. Did you just eat a T-Rex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benraino Posted October 9, 2008 Report Share Posted October 9, 2008 I would vote for you Eli, especially if I can get delicious pasta from it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draco Straybyrn Posted October 10, 2008 Report Share Posted October 10, 2008 I would vote for you Eli' date=' especially if I can get delicious pasta from it.[/quote'] THE PASTA IS MINE, BACK OFF. I need to get some more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benraino Posted October 10, 2008 Report Share Posted October 10, 2008 No way, I want some too, om nom nom nom. But Static, I got some "magazines" you might like ;). Also, inb4 mods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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