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This is a Segment of Randomness.

Well, its for the mature people only,

May contain things teh younins shouldnt see, lol

 

Anyways, read the randomness and enjoy =)

 

[spoiler=Random Convo]

[spoiler=Are you prepared?]

[spoiler=You sure]

[spoiler=Okay then, here it is.]

[22:13] ?accelerated???pressure?: Do you want the avatar or not. /LOL

[22:13] ?accelerated???pressure?: not?*

[22:13] Anthony: the ladder

[22:13] ?accelerated???pressure?: o.O

[22:13] Anthony: Look Kun

[22:13] Anthony: Sticks and stones may break my bones

[22:13] Anthony: but words will always hurt me

[22:13] ?accelerated???pressure?: Lulz.

[22:14] Anthony: That is why the whole Holocaost was made up

[22:14] Anthony: iots a myth

[22:14] Anthony: because abraham lincoln owned slaves

[22:14] ?accelerated???pressure?: SWEET

[22:14] ?accelerated???pressure?: I KNEW IT

[22:14] ?accelerated???pressure?: SO PEOPLE DID HIT HITLER

[22:14] ?accelerated???pressure?: I HEARD THAT HITLER WAS A BREED OF HITTERS AND BUTLERS

[22:15] ?accelerated???pressure?: AND WE ALL KNOW THAT BUTTS HATE JUICE

[22:15] ?accelerated???pressure?: SO THATS WHY HIS HALFBLOODED SELF HATED JEWS

[22:15] Anthony: HECK YES< FINALLY SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS

[22:15] ?accelerated???pressure?: ESPECIALLY BLACK JUICE

[22:16] Anthony: The green juice hurt him because it was made of blueberries and sweat

[22:16] ?accelerated???pressure?: LULZ

[22:16] Anthony: and everyone knows men like him can't stand sweat

[22:16] Anthony: cuz its like acid

[22:16] ?accelerated???pressure?: LULZ

[22:16] Anthony: Also, martin Luther King Jr was White

[22:16] ?accelerated???pressure?: GREEN SWEATY JUICE

[22:16] ?accelerated???pressure?: LULZ

[22:17] Anthony: he was the ringleader of the KKK

[22:17] ?accelerated???pressure?: I KNEW IT

[22:17] ?accelerated???pressure?: I SAW HIM HAVE SEX WITH SOME BLACK JUICE

[22:17] ?accelerated???pressure?: IT WAS ALL OVER THA NET

[22:17] ?accelerated???pressure?: HE WAS NO REVERNE

[22:17] ?accelerated???pressure?: LULZ

[22:17] Anthony: The guy that was arrested for killing so called "MLK" was actually the real guy that gave black juice rights

[22:18] ?accelerated???pressure?: I KNEW IT

[22:18] Anthony: The Men in Yellow changed the history books so we wouldn't find out, and now they're looking for me

[22:18] Anthony: for revealing their secrets

[22:18] ?accelerated???pressure?: LULZ

[22:18] Anthony: and now that you know, you should run to

[22:18] ?accelerated???pressure?: I HEARD THAT ICY IS HALF MAN IN BLUE

[22:19] Anthony: JOIN LEH RESISTANCE!!!

[22:19] ?accelerated???pressure?: WHICH ARE MARRIED TO MAN IN JUICE

[22:19] ?accelerated???pressure?: WHICH ARE MARRIED TO MAN IN YELLOW

[22:19] Anthony: *GASP*

[22:19] Anthony: It all makes sense now

[22:19] Anthony: The Yellow Juice

[22:19] Anthony: The Black Juice

[22:19] ?accelerated???pressure?: RUNNNNNNNN

[22:19] Anthony: The Peanut Butter

[22:19] Anthony: all of it

[22:19] ?accelerated???pressure?: YES

[22:19] ?accelerated???pressure?: PEANUT BUTTERS ARE PEDO RAPERS

[22:20] ?accelerated???pressure?: PEE PENIS BUTT RAPERS

[22:20] ?accelerated???pressure?: SEE

[22:20] Anthony: *GASP*

[22:20] ?accelerated???pressure?: YES

[22:20] ?accelerated???pressure?: THEY ARE PEDO RAPERS

[22:20] Anthony: Oh no!!!

[22:20] Anthony: a COUP D'etat!!!!

[22:20] ?accelerated???pressure?: LULZ

[22:21] Anthony: Pedo Bears are trying to take over the governments of the world

[22:21] Anthony: !!!

[22:21] ?accelerated???pressure?: THEY CANT

[22:21] ?accelerated???pressure?: CUZ THE PEDO PANDAS ARE TOO SEXY

[22:21] Anthony: WE MUST STOP THeM!

[22:21] ?accelerated???pressure?: WE CANT

[22:21] ?accelerated???pressure?: CUZ WE'RE ALL PEDOS

[22:21] Anthony: AT least we know their weakness!!!

[22:22] Anthony: PICKLES!!!!!

[22:22] ?accelerated???pressure?: YOU KNOW IM RIGHT WE ALL WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH GIRLS WHEN WE'RE 15

[22:22] ?accelerated???pressure?: LULZ

[22:22] Anthony: Pedo Pandas = Sexy

[22:22] Anthony: Pedo Bears = D=

[22:22] ?accelerated???pressure?: YES

[22:22] Anthony: Arm yourself with PICKLES, HURRY!!!!!

[22:22] ?accelerated???pressure?: PEDO PENGUINS = DIE MUTER FCKS

[22:23] ?accelerated???pressure?: CUZ WE ALL KNOW THAT PEDO PENGUINS HAVE BIGGER PENISES THAN US

 

[22:23] Anthony: Pedo Aliens = THEY TUK UR JOB!!!!

[22:23] ?accelerated???pressure?: :-O

[22:24] ?accelerated???pressure?: GATHER A ARMY OF PEDO DOLPHINS!!! THEY ARE OUR OWN CHANCE TO GET OUR JERBS

[22:24] Anthony: ALERT THE VELOCIRAPTERS

[22:24] Anthony: TRHEY MUST ESCAPE!!!!

[22:24] ?accelerated???pressure?: NO

[22:25] ?accelerated???pressure?: CALL FIRST CLASS NINJA FAILZ FROM NARUTO SHITPOOPDICK!!!

[22:25] ?accelerated???pressure?: WE CAN GET SUX GAY TO PERFORM A GROUP OF RAPPING DOLLS FOR THE PEDO ALIENS

[22:25] Anthony: *GASP*

[22:26] Anthony: DJ OSIRIS!

[22:26] ?accelerated???pressure?: WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU WANT TO SEE IT

[22:26] Anthony: You seem to know a lot of this Coup

[22:26] Anthony: I will make you GENERAL of the RESISTANCE!!!

[22:27] ?accelerated???pressure?: YES I HAD SEX WITH ANIME CHARACTERS IN MY DREAM

[22:27] ?accelerated???pressure?: THEY MAKE ME SMART

[22:27] ?accelerated???pressure?: THEY GIVE ME KNOWLEDGE

[22:27] Anthony: ZOMG

[22:27] Anthony: Your a profit

[22:27] ?accelerated???pressure?: LULZ

[22:27] Anthony: a special human that can sleep with anime characters

[22:27] ?accelerated???pressure?: IM JUST GODLY

[22:27] Anthony: and get insight

[22:27] Anthony: I bow to you holy one

[22:28] ?accelerated???pressure?: MUHAHAHAHA

[22:28] Anthony: Now tell me, what should I pick as lottery numbers?

[22:28] ?accelerated???pressure?: 72

[22:28] ?accelerated???pressure?: 72

[22:28] ?accelerated???pressure?: 72

[22:28] ?accelerated???pressure?: 72

[22:28] ?accelerated???pressure?: :'

[22:28] ?accelerated???pressure?: :]

[22:28] Anthony: OMG the prophecy!

[22:28] ?accelerated???pressure?: IM JUST SEXAH

[22:28] Anthony: It says 72 is the chosen number of the aztec temple

[22:29] ?accelerated???pressure?: /yes

[22:29] Anthony: it unlocks the holy shrine of the egyptians

[22:29] ?accelerated???pressure?: I KNEW IT

[22:29] Anthony: and tells the real plans of the coup

[22:29] ?accelerated???pressure?: YOU WILL MEET MICHEAL JACKSON THERE

[22:29] ?accelerated???pressure?: YOU WILL WATCH HIM HAVE BUTT SEX WITH JONAS BROTHERS AND FRLF

[22:29] Anthony: I knew his actions with the little boys were just his plan to get himself known

[22:30] Anthony: so that one day i can seek him out

[22:30] ?accelerated???pressure?: NEXT JINZO WILL COME FROM THE ICYBLUE

[22:30] Anthony: NOOO

[22:30] Anthony: NOT THE JINZO!!!!

[22:30] ?accelerated???pressure?: AND MATT WILL COME WEARING DIAPERS

[22:30] Anthony: He's too powerful;!!!!

[22:30] ?accelerated???pressure?: HE WILL PRESENT YOU AND JINZO WITH LIFE TIMEZ WORTH OF DIAPERS

[22:31] Anthony: (OOC: OMG, i'm watching a show called Dexter. A little girl almost got taken by a Pedo Bear =O)

[22:32] ?accelerated???pressure?: THEY WILL ALL HAVE PEE NUT BUTT RAPER INSIGNIA

[22:32] Anthony: (OOC: He asked her where the cheerios were)

[22:32] Anthony: OH MY GOD!

[22:32] Anthony: CHEERIOS

[22:32] Anthony: THATS THE KEY!!!!

[22:32] ?accelerated???pressure?: NO WAI

[22:32] ?accelerated???pressure?: THATS ANOTHER CONSPERACE

[22:32] Anthony: YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS?

[22:32] ?accelerated???pressure?: CONSPIRACY*

[22:32] Anthony: IT WAS GEORGE BUSH O_O

[22:33] ?accelerated???pressure?: NO WAI

[22:33] ?accelerated???pressure?: IT WAS NOT GEORGE BUSH

[22:33] ?accelerated???pressure?: HE HAS TOO MUCH BUSH

[22:33] ?accelerated???pressure?: IT WAS

[22:33] ?accelerated???pressure?: ...

[22:33] ?accelerated???pressure?: ..

[22:33] ?accelerated???pressure?: ..

[22:33] ?accelerated???pressure?: ..

[22:33] ?accelerated???pressure?: GEORGE WASHINGTON

[22:33] Anthony: O_O NO WAI O_O

[22:33] ?accelerated???pressure?: YES

[22:33] ?accelerated???pressure?: WAI

[22:33] Anthony: He had this planned from the beggining

[22:33] ?accelerated???pressure?: HE HAS COME BACK TO LIFE TO RAPE JINZO IN DIAPERS

[22:33] Anthony: Cheerios = George Washington

[22:34] Anthony: The Evidence is just too undeniable O_O

[22:34] ?accelerated???pressure?: EXACTLY

[22:34] ?accelerated???pressure?: NOW

[22:34] ?accelerated???pressure?: OMG

[22:34] ?accelerated???pressure?: OMG

[22:34] ?accelerated???pressure?: OMG

 

[22:35] ?accelerated???pressure?: GEORGE WASHING MACHINE TONZ

[22:35] ?accelerated???pressure?: OMG OMG

[22:35] ?accelerated???pressure?: OMG

 

[22:35] ?accelerated???pressure?: HE IS A DESCENDANT OF THE WASHING MACHINE FAMILY

[22:35] Anthony: O_O

[22:36] ?accelerated???pressure?: CRIOKEYS! GEORGE WASHING IS A RARE WASHINGTOIAN WIG BASTARD CHILD. NOW LIKES CATCH HIM BY STICKING THIS STICK RIGHT THROUGH HIS ASS. HE'LL SCREAM AND I'LL CATCH HIM BY HIS STICK. CRIOKEYS! WE WILL BE RICH

[22:37] Anthony: OH MY GOD! THE FACTS ARE CLEAR, HOW DIDNT I SEE THIS BEFORE?!?!?! THE MEXICAN, THE NAIL CLIPPER, THE COLOR TURQUOISE, THE LINCOLN MONUMENT, MOUNT BUSHMORE...

[22:37] Anthony: THE TRUTH IS...

[22:37] Anthony: TELETUBBIES O_O

[22:37] ?accelerated???pressure?: NO

[22:37] ?accelerated???pressure?: THATS TOO OBVIOUS

[22:37] ?accelerated???pressure?: IT MUST HAVE BEEN..

[22:37] Anthony: NOT BARNY?

[22:37] ?accelerated???pressure?: TICKLE ME ELMO

[22:38] Anthony: NOOOO

[22:38] ?accelerated???pressure?: YES

[22:38] ?accelerated???pressure?: HE IS RED

[22:38] ?accelerated???pressure?: HE IS A DESCENDANT FROM THE RED FURRY FAMILY

[22:38] Anthony: YOUR RIGHT, NO ONE WOULD SUSPECT HIM O_O

[22:38] ?accelerated???pressure?: SO ICYBLUE IS RELATED TO HIM!!!

[22:38] ?accelerated???pressure?: AND HE IS THE BIGGEST CONPIRACY HERE!!!

[22:38] Anthony: BECAUSE RED AND BLUE IS LIKE SO CLOSE !!!

[22:38] ?accelerated???pressure?: EXACTLY

[22:38] ?accelerated???pressure?: OMG

[22:38] ?accelerated???pressure?: OMG

 

[22:38] Anthony: OMG

OMG

[22:39] ?accelerated???pressure?: WAIT NO

[22:39] ?accelerated???pressure?: RED TICKLE ME ELMO IS TOO OBVIOUS

[22:39] ?accelerated???pressure?: IT WAS..

[22:39] ?accelerated???pressure?: ..

[22:39] ?accelerated???pressure?: KILL ME EMOLMO

[22:39] Anthony: EMOLMO?

[22:39] Anthony: WAIT!!!

[22:39] ?accelerated???pressure?:

[22:40] Anthony: I THINK THE GOVERNMENT OPENED THE PORTAL TO IMAGINATIONLAND

[22:40] ?accelerated???pressure?: KILL ME EMO!!!

[22:40] Anthony: NOW CARTOONS ARE TYING TO TAKE OVER!!!!

[22:40] ?accelerated???pressure?: OMG

[22:40] ?accelerated???pressure?: DUDE

[22:40] ?accelerated???pressure?: WE CAN HAZ SECKZ WITH ANIME NOW!!!

[22:41] ?accelerated???pressure?: THE 50 YEAR OLD EUROPEANZ WITH 2INCH PENISES WILL BE SO HAPPY!@!!

[22:41] ?accelerated???pressure?: OH NOEZ KILL ME EMO WINZ!

[22:41] Anthony: Then everyone will become profits, because when you have secks with anime, you get high

[22:41] ?accelerated???pressure?: HIGH

[22:41] ?accelerated???pressure?: HIGH?!

[22:41] ?accelerated???pressure?: HIGH?!

[22:41] ?accelerated???pressure?: YOU MEAN LOW

[22:41] ?accelerated???pressure?: SO LOW THAT YOU CAN SEE RAPE ME EMO

[22:42] ?accelerated???pressure?: AND BURNING DIAPERZ

[22:42] ?accelerated???pressure?: ZOMG

[22:42] ?accelerated???pressure?: ZOMG

[22:42] ?accelerated???pressure?: AND AND

[22:42] ?accelerated???pressure?: BOUNCING FROGS

[22:42] ?accelerated???pressure?: !!!

[22:42] Anthony: BOUNCING, BURNING DIAPERS!!!

[22:42] Anthony: You know what that means?!?!?!

[22:42] ?accelerated???pressure?: DUDE

[22:42] ?accelerated???pressure?: THAT'LL STINK

[22:42] Anthony: MATT AND SILENCER O_O

[22:42] ?accelerated???pressure?: ZOMG

[22:43] ?accelerated???pressure?: MUTATED BOUNCY DIAPER PERVERTS

[22:43] ?accelerated???pressure?: ZOMG

[22:43] ?accelerated???pressure?: ZOMG

[22:43] ?accelerated???pressure?: JINZO WILL BE RAPED FOR ETERNITY

[22:43] Anthony: ALL OF THIS WOULD CAUSE A REBELLION!!!

[22:43] Anthony: Which means

[22:43] ?accelerated???pressure?: THATS SCARY

[22:43] Anthony: A WORLDWIDE REVOLUTION O_O

[22:43] ?accelerated???pressure?: HITLER WILL TURN TO THE DARK SIDE!

[22:43] ?accelerated???pressure?: =O

[22:43] Anthony: =O

[22:44] ?accelerated???pressure?: OH NOZE

[22:44] Anthony: WE CANT LOOSE HIM NOW

 

[22:44] ?accelerated???pressure?: OHHHHH NOSE

[22:44] ?accelerated???pressure?: HOW WILL BE DRINK ALL THE BLACK JUICE?!

[22:44] ?accelerated???pressure?: HE*

[22:44] Anthony: O_O

[22:44] Anthony: STRAWS!!!!

[22:44] Anthony: O_O

[22:44] ?accelerated???pressure?: O_O

[22:44] ?accelerated???pressure?: ZOMG

[22:44] ?accelerated???pressure?: ZOMG

[22:44] ?accelerated???pressure?: ZOMG

[22:44] ?accelerated???pressure?: TUBEZZ

[22:44] ?accelerated???pressure?: HOT DOGS WITH HOLES

[22:44] ?accelerated???pressure?: O_O

[22:44] Anthony: O_O

[22:44] ?accelerated???pressure?: ITZ PERFECT

[22:45] Anthony: ITS ALMOST INGENIOUS!!!

[22:45] ?accelerated???pressure?: TOO GENIOUS O_O

[22:45] ?accelerated???pressure?: IT MUST BE THE WORK OF..

[22:45] Anthony: O_O

[22:45] ?accelerated???pressure?: ANIME SHEMALES!

[22:45] Anthony: O_O

[22:45] Anthony: O_O

[22:45] ?accelerated???pressure?: O_O

[22:45] ?accelerated???pressure?: OR OR

[22:45] ?accelerated???pressure?: FRLF!!!

[22:45] Anthony: =O

[22:45] Anthony: NOOO

[22:45] ?accelerated???pressure?: LULZ

[22:45] Anthony: FRLF is too dumb for a plan this intellegent!

[22:45] Anthony: UNLESS< HE PLAYED US O_O

[22:46] ?accelerated???pressure?: HE MUST HAVE BEEN TOO SHOCKED AT LOOKING JONAS BROTHERS TOO MUCH AND THEN LOOKING AT TWO GIRLS

[22:46] ?accelerated???pressure?: NOOOOO

[22:46] ?accelerated???pressure?: NOT THE N00B WHY GOD WHHHHHHHHHHHY

[22:46] Anthony: OH MY GOD

[22:46] Anthony: IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

[22:46] Anthony: HIS PLAN FOR A WORLD WAR 3 IS TO KILL THE...

[22:46] Anthony: THE...

[22:46] ?accelerated???pressure?: O_O

[22:46] Anthony: JONAS BROTHERS O_O

[22:46] ?accelerated???pressure?: OMG

 

[22:46] Anthony: OMG

[22:46] ?accelerated???pressure?: IT MAKES SENSE

[22:46] ?accelerated???pressure?: O_O

[22:46] ?accelerated???pressure?: OMG

[22:46] ?accelerated???pressure?: THAT BASTARD

[22:47] ?accelerated???pressure?: THAT LITTLE BASTARD

[22:47] ?accelerated???pressure?: I KNEW IT

[22:47] ?accelerated???pressure?: I KNEW IT!!!

[22:47] ?accelerated???pressure?: KILL HIM HUNTER HIM DOWN WITH YOUR PERSONAL jabroni HUNTER!!!

[22:47] Anthony: I THINK WE ALL KNEW IT ALL ALONG

[22:47] Anthony: ITS TOO LATE NOW

[22:47] ?accelerated???pressure?: OH NOZE

[22:47] Anthony: HE UNLEASHED THE MOST HORRID THING IN EXISTENCE

[22:47] ?accelerated???pressure?: BUT THATLL MAKE MICHEAL JACKSON UNHAPPY

[22:47] ?accelerated???pressure?: HE WILL START RAPINP..

[22:48] ?accelerated???pressure?: CLARK KENT!!!

[22:48] Anthony: EVEN MORE WORSE

[22:48] ?accelerated???pressure?: YES

 

[22:48] ?accelerated???pressure?: WE MUST KILL FRLF

[22:48] Anthony: HE UNL:EASHED...SAM WINCHESTER O_O

[22:48] ?accelerated???pressure?: OH NOZE

[22:49] Anthony: HE'LL USE MIND DESTRUCFTION !!!!

[22:49] ?accelerated???pressure?: /dead

[22:49] ?accelerated???pressure?: WAIT

[22:49] ?accelerated???pressure?: WE GOT ONE SECRET WEAPON

[22:49] ?accelerated???pressure?: ICYFART!!!!!!!!!!!

[22:49] Anthony: O_O

[22:49] Anthony: THATS TOO DANGEROUS

 

[22:49] ?accelerated???pressure?: ZOMG

[22:49] Anthony: WE DONT KNOW WHAT KLIND OF SIDE EFFETS IT WILL HAVE

[22:49] ?accelerated???pressure?: I REMEMBER IT DESTROYED THE WORLD LAST TIME

[22:49] ?accelerated???pressure?: :-O

[22:49] ?accelerated???pressure?: THE HUMANITY

[22:50] ?accelerated???pressure?: THE GIRLS CRYING IN PAIN

[22:50] Anthony: STEALING SOME OF PLUTO, look how much we took from it

[22:50] ?accelerated???pressure?: IT WAS HORRIBLE AND KIND OF TURNED ME ON

[22:50] ?accelerated???pressure?: LULZ

[22:50] Anthony: to re-grow the planet

[22:50] Anthony: now pluto is merely the size of our moon

[22:50] Anthony: WE CANT RISK IT AGAIN

[22:50] ?accelerated???pressure?: MY MOON IS THAT BIG

[22:50] ?accelerated???pressure?: LULZ

[22:51] ?accelerated???pressure?: WE NEED TO SPREAD THIS TO OTHER PEOPLE

[22:51] ?accelerated???pressure?: I WILL SAVE IT

[22:52] Anthony: ME TOO

[22:52] Anthony: I MUST POST THIS ON YCM

[22:52] Anthony: AND SXR

[22:52] Anthony: YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS?

[22:52] Anthony: WE MAY HAVE AN EPIDEMIC ON OUR HANDS O_O

[22:52] Anthony: WORLD WIDE CATASTROPHE

 

[22:53] ?accelerated???pressure?: LULZ

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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