Bloodrun Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Alright kiddies class is in session. Our first lesson: Things your parents say to scare you: 1) Never eat before swimming. Conclusion:Wrong! You can eat before swimming, unless you swim with your stomach, then your screwed. *Waning: May cause cramps and our several forms of rashes* 2) Don't make funny faces or your face will get stuck. Conclusion: Wrong! I make funny faces all the time, and my face never got stuck like that *Warning: Don't go to the zew and make funny faces, unless you feel like getting torn apart by apes and lions.* 3) Don't stare at the Micro Wave, you'll go blind. Conclusion:Wrong! you wont go blind at all. *Warning: Don't stick head in microwave and turn it on.* 4) Don't do naughty things or you'll get coal for christmas. Conclusion:Wrong! The only bad thing you could to do to possibly get coal, is to go to your parents room when you hear screaming. *Warning: Knock before entering* And just one last word of advice.People who don't brush their teeth on a daily bases, should never be able to open their mouth. Cancer is a very bad thing. So make sure you wish upon all the people you hate =) *Warning! Your teacher is not a whore, so don't call her one.. In front of her face.* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
End Of The Abyss Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Yah...Blood is right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodrun Posted October 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Yah...Blood is right. I'm trying to think of all the crap my parents use to tell me.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:|Fallen|:. Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 this is some good advise Bloodrun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benraino Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 1 thing my parents told me is that you have a comma splice in your Title Blood run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodrun Posted October 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 1 thing my parents told me is that you have a comma splice in your Title Blood run. Huh?Its called poetic lisence(dont mind the mispelling) It puts emphasis on the "I am" part, then follows it with "who I am". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 My mom always told me that if I didn't eat vegetables I'd be kidnapped by gnomes XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodrun Posted October 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 My mom always told me that if I didn't eat vegetables I'd be kidnapped by gnomes XD o.0My mom told me something very different..She made my little friend mad =( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Digital.Simplicity. Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Lollz this is so ironic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodrun Posted October 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Lollz this is so ironic. ooooHow so? o.0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Digital.Simplicity. Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 My mum said one to me the other day and i'm 15 but anyway this thread is awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benraino Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 My mom said "Your moving with your auntie and uncle to bel-air"[/badjoke] [spoiler=Dont look if you believe in Santa] one time my mom told me that Santa was real and that I he can enter the house magically. I was so scared that Santa would rape me, I booby trapped my room. Too bad my mom disarmed the traps manually the next morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Oh, one more If you eat before going to sleep you'll get sick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.Digital.Simplicity. Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Heard them all before though you when your a kid for some reason you believe it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodrun Posted October 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Oh' date=' one more If you eat before going to sleep you'll get sick[/color'] Lol thats the first one.The most common saying is that if you eat before you go swimming you'll get cramps.It's true, but thats not gonna stop little kids lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
End Of The Abyss Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 My Mom: If you lie, evil wolves will eat your little private. Me, age 5: But I like my pwivate. Me, now: XD What a load of bull! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoshIcy Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 *Warning! Your teacher is not a whore' date=' so don't call her one.. In front of her face.*[/quote'] Correction: I did have a teacher in the 8th Grade that was one. It (and yes I mean "It" as it was both genders/transexual) would work the streets in town every few nights... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hioco Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Blood that is one of the best lessons i have been taught! Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesusofChaos™ Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 Fap too much and youll go blind, rubbish there is no more near enough zinc in it to cause blindness: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9-x3JKpVyNk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest King of Games Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 When asking parents about birds and the bees:"I've never done it, you're adopted."Just so you can avoid those mental images. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushfire Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 If you eat your carrots you'll be able to see in the dark.:P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITI3L33 Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 My mom never told me any of this kinda stuff cause I was always like nice and never did stuff like this. But she told this to my 17 year old brother and she still tells this to my bro who is very bad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodrun Posted October 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 If you eat your carrots you'll be able to see in the dark.:P Actually their are amino acids and or whatever the hell it is in carrots, that help stregthen eyes, its been proven. Also if you eat carrots and only carrots for about a year, your skin will turn orange. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantasy Dreamz Posted October 15, 2008 Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 "get your lazy a$$ of the internet and find a job" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodrun Posted October 15, 2008 Author Report Share Posted October 15, 2008 "get your lazy a$$ of the internet and find a job" Lol quite the oposite for me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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