Yankee Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 What happens when a unstoppable force meets an unmovable object(Fixed) 2. Your mission is not to accept the mission. Do you accept? No' date=' I do not accept[/b'] 3. If the temperature this morning is 0 degrees and the Weather Channel says, "it will be twice as cold tomorrow", what will the temperature be? 0 4. What happens if you are in a car going the speed of light and you turn the headlights on?0_oWhat about this one. What runs, but has no legs.Your mindA persons mind can run wild. But does a mind have legs? ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 What happens when a unstoppable force meets an unmovable object(Fixed) 2. Your mission is not to accept the mission. Do you accept? No' date=' I do not accept[/b'] 3. If the temperature this morning is 0 degrees and the Weather Channel says, "it will be twice as cold tomorrow", what will the temperature be? 0 4. What happens if you are in a car going the speed of light and you turn the headlights on?0_oWhat about this one. What runs, but has no legs.Your mindA persons mind can run wild. But does a mind have legs? ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 What happens when a unstoppable force meets an unmovable object(Fixed) 2. Your mission is not to accept the mission. Do you accept? No' date=' I do not accept[/b'] 3. If the temperature this morning is 0 degrees and the Weather Channel says, "it will be twice as cold tomorrow", what will the temperature be? 0 4. What happens if you are in a car going the speed of light and you turn the headlights on?0_oWhat about this one. What runs, but has no legs.Your mindA persons mind can run wild. But does a mind have legs? ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 What happens when a unstoppable force meets an unmovable object(Fixed) 2. Your mission is not to accept the mission. Do you accept? No' date=' I do not accept[/b'] 3. If the temperature this morning is 0 degrees and the Weather Channel says, "it will be twice as cold tomorrow", what will the temperature be? 0 4. What happens if you are in a car going the speed of light and you turn the headlights on?0_oWhat about this one. What runs, but has no legs.Your mindA persons mind can run wild. But does a mind have legs? ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 What happens when a unstoppable force meets an unmovable object(Fixed) 2. Your mission is not to accept the mission. Do you accept? No' date=' I do not accept[/b'] 3. If the temperature this morning is 0 degrees and the Weather Channel says, "it will be twice as cold tomorrow", what will the temperature be? 0 4. What happens if you are in a car going the speed of light and you turn the headlights on?0_oWhat about this one. What runs, but has no legs.Your mindA persons mind can run wild. But does a mind have legs? ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 What happens when a unstoppable force meets an unmovable object(Fixed) 2. Your mission is not to accept the mission. Do you accept? No' date=' I do not accept[/b'] 3. If the temperature this morning is 0 degrees and the Weather Channel says, "it will be twice as cold tomorrow", what will the temperature be? 0 4. What happens if you are in a car going the speed of light and you turn the headlights on?0_oWhat about this one. What runs, but has no legs.Your mindA persons mind can run wild. But does a mind have legs? ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yankee Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 What happens when a unstoppable force meets an unmovable object(Fixed) 2. Your mission is not to accept the mission. Do you accept? No' date=' I do not accept[/b'] 3. If the temperature this morning is 0 degrees and the Weather Channel says, "it will be twice as cold tomorrow", what will the temperature be? 0 4. What happens if you are in a car going the speed of light and you turn the headlights on?0_oWhat about this one. What runs, but has no legs.Your mindA persons mind can run wild. But does a mind have legs? ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 1. If such a bullet exists' date=' then all armour can be pierced, so no armour is bullet-proof. If bullet-proof armour exists, then all bullets can be blocked, so no all-piercing bullet can exist. Thus, the contradiction occurs merely by the existence of both objects, even if they aren't used on one another; by definition, they cannot both exist. 2. I do not accept. In doing so, I fulfill the mission's requirements, but since I haven't accepted it, it isn't completed. 3. The weather channel is being retarded; cold is nothing more than the absence of heat. Its statement is meaningless drivel produced by idiots who are ignorant of science. 4. Reaching lightspeed would require infinite energy, which is at least as much energy as there is in the universe. Thus, you already need all the energy in the universe (if not more) to reach lightspeed, so the headlights would not turn on, as there is no energy left with which to power them. In fact, they don't even exist, because you converted their mass to energy in order to power your car.[/quote'] :O You're really really smart. Did you know that? -GlasstinQ4Tp.s all these questions are quite commonly found.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 1. If such a bullet exists' date=' then all armour can be pierced, so no armour is bullet-proof. If bullet-proof armour exists, then all bullets can be blocked, so no all-piercing bullet can exist. Thus, the contradiction occurs merely by the existence of both objects, even if they aren't used on one another; by definition, they cannot both exist. 2. I do not accept. In doing so, I fulfill the mission's requirements, but since I haven't accepted it, it isn't completed. 3. The weather channel is being retarded; cold is nothing more than the absence of heat. Its statement is meaningless drivel produced by idiots who are ignorant of science. 4. Reaching lightspeed would require infinite energy, which is at least as much energy as there is in the universe. Thus, you already need all the energy in the universe (if not more) to reach lightspeed, so the headlights would not turn on, as there is no energy left with which to power them. In fact, they don't even exist, because you converted their mass to energy in order to power your car.[/quote'] :O You're really really smart. Did you know that? -GlasstinQ4Tp.s all these questions are quite commonly found.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 1. If such a bullet exists' date=' then all armour can be pierced, so no armour is bullet-proof. If bullet-proof armour exists, then all bullets can be blocked, so no all-piercing bullet can exist. Thus, the contradiction occurs merely by the existence of both objects, even if they aren't used on one another; by definition, they cannot both exist. 2. I do not accept. In doing so, I fulfill the mission's requirements, but since I haven't accepted it, it isn't completed. 3. The weather channel is being retarded; cold is nothing more than the absence of heat. Its statement is meaningless drivel produced by idiots who are ignorant of science. 4. Reaching lightspeed would require infinite energy, which is at least as much energy as there is in the universe. Thus, you already need all the energy in the universe (if not more) to reach lightspeed, so the headlights would not turn on, as there is no energy left with which to power them. In fact, they don't even exist, because you converted their mass to energy in order to power your car.[/quote'] :O You're really really smart. Did you know that? -GlasstinQ4Tp.s all these questions are quite commonly found.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 1. If such a bullet exists' date=' then all armour can be pierced, so no armour is bullet-proof. If bullet-proof armour exists, then all bullets can be blocked, so no all-piercing bullet can exist. Thus, the contradiction occurs merely by the existence of both objects, even if they aren't used on one another; by definition, they cannot both exist. 2. I do not accept. In doing so, I fulfill the mission's requirements, but since I haven't accepted it, it isn't completed. 3. The weather channel is being retarded; cold is nothing more than the absence of heat. Its statement is meaningless drivel produced by idiots who are ignorant of science. 4. Reaching lightspeed would require infinite energy, which is at least as much energy as there is in the universe. Thus, you already need all the energy in the universe (if not more) to reach lightspeed, so the headlights would not turn on, as there is no energy left with which to power them. In fact, they don't even exist, because you converted their mass to energy in order to power your car.[/quote'] :O You're really really smart. Did you know that? -GlasstinQ4Tp.s all these questions are quite commonly found.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 1. If such a bullet exists' date=' then all armour can be pierced, so no armour is bullet-proof. If bullet-proof armour exists, then all bullets can be blocked, so no all-piercing bullet can exist. Thus, the contradiction occurs merely by the existence of both objects, even if they aren't used on one another; by definition, they cannot both exist. 2. I do not accept. In doing so, I fulfill the mission's requirements, but since I haven't accepted it, it isn't completed. 3. The weather channel is being retarded; cold is nothing more than the absence of heat. Its statement is meaningless drivel produced by idiots who are ignorant of science. 4. Reaching lightspeed would require infinite energy, which is at least as much energy as there is in the universe. Thus, you already need all the energy in the universe (if not more) to reach lightspeed, so the headlights would not turn on, as there is no energy left with which to power them. In fact, they don't even exist, because you converted their mass to energy in order to power your car.[/quote'] :O You're really really smart. Did you know that? -GlasstinQ4Tp.s all these questions are quite commonly found.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 1. If such a bullet exists' date=' then all armour can be pierced, so no armour is bullet-proof. If bullet-proof armour exists, then all bullets can be blocked, so no all-piercing bullet can exist. Thus, the contradiction occurs merely by the existence of both objects, even if they aren't used on one another; by definition, they cannot both exist. 2. I do not accept. In doing so, I fulfill the mission's requirements, but since I haven't accepted it, it isn't completed. 3. The weather channel is being retarded; cold is nothing more than the absence of heat. Its statement is meaningless drivel produced by idiots who are ignorant of science. 4. Reaching lightspeed would require infinite energy, which is at least as much energy as there is in the universe. Thus, you already need all the energy in the universe (if not more) to reach lightspeed, so the headlights would not turn on, as there is no energy left with which to power them. In fact, they don't even exist, because you converted their mass to energy in order to power your car.[/quote'] :O You're really really smart. Did you know that? -GlasstinQ4Tp.s all these questions are quite commonly found.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 1. If such a bullet exists' date=' then all armour can be pierced, so no armour is bullet-proof. If bullet-proof armour exists, then all bullets can be blocked, so no all-piercing bullet can exist. Thus, the contradiction occurs merely by the existence of both objects, even if they aren't used on one another; by definition, they cannot both exist. 2. I do not accept. In doing so, I fulfill the mission's requirements, but since I haven't accepted it, it isn't completed. 3. The weather channel is being retarded; cold is nothing more than the absence of heat. Its statement is meaningless drivel produced by idiots who are ignorant of science. 4. Reaching lightspeed would require infinite energy, which is at least as much energy as there is in the universe. Thus, you already need all the energy in the universe (if not more) to reach lightspeed, so the headlights would not turn on, as there is no energy left with which to power them. In fact, they don't even exist, because you converted their mass to energy in order to power your car.[/quote'] :O You're really really smart. Did you know that? -GlasstinQ4Tp.s all these questions are quite commonly found.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 1. If such a bullet exists' date=' then all armour can be pierced, so no armour is bullet-proof. If bullet-proof armour exists, then all bullets can be blocked, so no all-piercing bullet can exist. Thus, the contradiction occurs merely by the existence of both objects, even if they aren't used on one another; by definition, they cannot both exist. 2. I do not accept. In doing so, I fulfill the mission's requirements, but since I haven't accepted it, it isn't completed. 3. The weather channel is being retarded; cold is nothing more than the absence of heat. Its statement is meaningless drivel produced by idiots who are ignorant of science. 4. Reaching lightspeed would require infinite energy, which is at least as much energy as there is in the universe. Thus, you already need all the energy in the universe (if not more) to reach lightspeed, so the headlights would not turn on, as there is no energy left with which to power them. In fact, they don't even exist, because you converted their mass to energy in order to power your car.[/quote'] :O You're really really smart. Did you know that? -GlasstinQ4Tp.s all these questions are quite commonly found.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 1. If such a bullet exists' date=' then all armour can be pierced, so no armour is bullet-proof. If bullet-proof armour exists, then all bullets can be blocked, so no all-piercing bullet can exist. Thus, the contradiction occurs merely by the existence of both objects, even if they aren't used on one another; by definition, they cannot both exist. 2. I do not accept. In doing so, I fulfill the mission's requirements, but since I haven't accepted it, it isn't completed. 3. The weather channel is being retarded; cold is nothing more than the absence of heat. Its statement is meaningless drivel produced by idiots who are ignorant of science. 4. Reaching lightspeed would require infinite energy, which is at least as much energy as there is in the universe. Thus, you already need all the energy in the universe (if not more) to reach lightspeed, so the headlights would not turn on, as there is no energy left with which to power them. In fact, they don't even exist, because you converted their mass to energy in order to power your car.[/quote'] :O You're really really smart. Did you know that? -GlasstinQ4Tp.s all these questions are quite commonly found.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesusofChaos™ Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 4. Reaching lightspeed would require infinite energy' date=' which is at least as much energy as there is in the universe. Thus, you already need all the energy in the universe (if not more) to reach lightspeed, so the headlights would not turn on, as there is no energy left with which to power them. In fact, they don't even exist, because you converted their mass to energy in order to power your car.[/quote'] You would also have an infinite mass thus making you have an infinite strength of gravitional field imploding yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrabHelmet Posted October 16, 2008 Report Share Posted October 16, 2008 hahahaha i actually kno the answear to 3. being the physics whiz i am 0 deg-celcius = 273 deg-kelvin so twice as cold as 0 is 273 devided by 2 = 136.5 KELVIN whitch is pretty f****** cold That's not twice as cold. That's half as hot. That's like getting a 90% on one test and then getting a 45% on the next one, and claiming to have done twice as badly. It's not quite the same, since theoretically the test scores should cap at 100% whereas heat won't cap until all the energy in the universe is converted to heat, but we'll say that the tests come with lots of extra credit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonisanoob Posted October 17, 2008 Report Share Posted October 17, 2008 twice as cols IS half as hot its jsut glass half full and half empy its just people normally say its twice as cold if one day its 8 deg and the next day its 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna Lovegood Posted October 17, 2008 Report Share Posted October 17, 2008 Twice as cold can't exist unless you define 'cold' as a certain tempurature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted October 17, 2008 Report Share Posted October 17, 2008 Let's say there is a bullet which can shoot through any barrier. Let's also say there is an absolutely bullet-proof armor which no object can penetrate. What will happen if such a bullet hits such an armor? Neither can exsist if the other one exsists. 2. Your mission is not to accept the mission. Do you accept? No' date=' therefore fulfilling the mission. 3. If the temperature this morning is 0 degrees and the Weather Channel says, "it will be twice as cold tomorrow", what will the temperature be? Depends. 0 degrees Fareinheit, Celcius, or Kelvin? 4. What happens if you are in a car going the speed of light and you turn the headlights on? They will turn on, but will not be seen. What about this one. What runs, but has no legs. An Olympic althete who got his/her legs amputated.[/quote'] I R FOR THE WIN. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna Lovegood Posted October 17, 2008 Report Share Posted October 17, 2008 Everbody got 2 wrong, as if you don't except the mission, then you can't fulfill it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parting Shot Posted October 17, 2008 Report Share Posted October 17, 2008 twice as cols IS half as hot its jsut glass half full and half empy its just people normally say its twice as cold if one day its 8 deg and the next day its 4Answered by below.Twice as cold can't exist unless you define 'cold' as a certain tempurature. "Cold" is merely the absence of "heat"' date=' so unless you deem an exact temperature as cold, you cannot have twice as cold, or half as cold. Cold itself is a comparison to heat, and thus cannot be compared to itself without a base. Heat is actually the same, you cannot say something is twice as hot unless you deem a specific temperature as hot. Everbody got 2 wrong, as if you don't except the mission, then you can't fulfill it.But if you accept the mission you fail it. It's a lose-lose situation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna Lovegood Posted October 17, 2008 Report Share Posted October 17, 2008 twice as cols IS half as hot its jsut glass half full and half empy its just people normally say its twice as cold if one day its 8 deg and the next day its 4Answered by below.Twice as cold can't exist unless you define 'cold' as a certain tempurature. "Cold" is merely the absence of heat' date=' so unless you deem an exact temperature as cold, you cannot have twice as cold, or half as cold. Cold itself is a comparison to heat, and thus cannot be compared to itself without a base. Everbody got 2 wrong, as if you don't except the mission, then you can't fulfill it.But if you accept the mission you fail it. It's a lose-lose-win situation. Fixd. Just don't showup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parting Shot Posted October 18, 2008 Report Share Posted October 18, 2008 Fixd. Just don't showup.No offense, but that's just lame. If you didn't show up, you wouldn't know what the mission was to know whether or not to accept it :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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