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Chapter 5, Part 2

 

Link: "Zelda, truth or dare."

 

Zelda: "Truth."

 

Link; "Do you love me back?"

 

Zelda: "Yes."

 

Link: *blushes so much it looks like his face will explode*

 

Zelda: "Marth, Truth or Dare?"

 

Marth: "Truth."

 

Zelda: "I know i'm copying wolf, but who do you love?"

 

Marth: "You."

 

Zelda: "Um, ok....."

 

Link: "WHAT?!?!?!?"

 

Marth *To himself*: "Darn, she already has feelings for Link."

 

NeatHat35: "And from my point of veiw, Marth, that's a good thing!"

 

Marth: "What do you mean?"

 

NeatHat35: "Isn't it obious?"

 

Marth: "Uh, no... Wait, don't tell me, please don't tell me....."

 

NeatHat35: "That's right Marth. I am a ZeLinker! In case people don't know what that means, it pretty much means a worship Link X Zelda."

 

Marth: "What about Marth X Zelda?"

 

NeatHat35: "Nope."

 

Marth: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

 

Marth: "Mr. Game & Watch, Truth or Dare?"

 

Mr. Game & Watch: "Beep."

 

Marth: "OK. I dare you to sing the theme song to Mario."

 

 

Mr. Game & Watch: "Bleep, beep beep, beep, beep, blep,beep..."

 

Mr. Game & Watch: "Bleep, Bleep beep Bleep?"

 

Sonic: "Dare."

 

Mr. Game & Watch: "Bleep beep beep."

 

Sonic: *Does the sprinkler*

 

Everyone: "Go Sonic! Go Sonic!"

 

Sonic: "Ok, Ganondorf, truth or dare?"

 

Ganondorf: "Dare."

 

Sonic: "Say 'she sells seashells by the seashore' 3 times fast."

 

Ganondorf: "She sells seashells by the seashore, she sells seashells by the seashore, she sells seashells by the seashore."

 

Sonic: "Whoa, you're good."

 

Ganondorf: "Ike, truth or dare."

 

Ike: "Dare."

 

Ganodorf: "Swallow your sword like in the circus."

 

Ike: "I used to be a magician."

 

Ike: *Does it perfectly*

 

Ike: "Lucario, Truth or Dare?"

 

Lucario: "Truth."

 

Ike: "What's your real name?"

 

Lucario: "Erm..."

 

Ike: "Tell me."

 

Lucario: "Lucy. I dislike you very much now."

 

Link: *Small Giggle*

 

Zelda: *Elbows him*

 

Link: "Hey!"

 

Zelda: "Link, that wasn't nice."

 

Link: "Yes, Zelda."

 

Everyone: *Laughs at Link*

 

Fox: "Trust me buddy, I can relate to your situation."

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Chapter 6: Over Already? (This chapter is mostly Link's P.O.V. of a date with Zelda. Marth X Zelda Fans, this is not for you. ZeLink fans, this is definetly for you.)

 

Fox: "OK, everyone, the party is over. Please exit out that door."

 

Link & Zelda: *walk out door together*

 

Falco: "Link and Zelda, sittin' in a tree-"

 

Link: *Draws sword*

 

Falco: *covers mouth*

 

Link: "I thought so."

 

Falco: "K-I-S-S-I-N-G!"

 

Link: "Falco!"

 

Zelda: "Link, just drop it. You know it will probably happen anyway."

 

Link: *Blushes like his face will explode*

 

Link: "Uh, Zelda..."

 

Zelda: "Yes, Link?"

 

Link: "Do you wanna, oh, I don't know, uh... go out for dinner?"

 

Zelda: "I would love to."

 

Link & Zelda: *Jump on Epona and ride off*

 

Everyone passing by: "Awh, shoot!"

 

Link: "I kinda made reservations for 2 over at Smash Italian...."

 

Zelda: "Oh yeah, I've been there!"

 

Link: "Great! Let's go!"

 

Link: *Turns Epona around*

 

******************************************************

 

Link: "We're here!"

 

Link: *Put Epona in the stable*

 

Link: "They have all kinds of parking. Stables, airways, pit stops...."

 

Link: "Uh, anyway, let's go!"

 

Link & Zelda: *Sit down and grab the menu*

 

Link & Zelda: *Talk secretly about order*

 

Waiter: "Can I take your orders?"

 

Link: *Looks at Zelda*

 

Link: "We agrreded on one order of spaghetti."

 

Waiter *whispers to Link*: "Heading for romance, aren't we?"

 

Link: *Smiles*

 

To be continued......


i know it was short, but it was funny and romantic. Don't yell at me for using Lady and The Tramp or Zelda + Link.

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Chapter 7, I think (That's not the title, I actually lost track of the chapters)

 

(Just so you know, this is a VERY short chapter, but it will be followed by some events.)

 

Just when the Lady and the Tramp scene is about to be reinacted by Zelda characters, Mario's noodle accidentally grabs Zelda and Link's noodle and Zelda and Link are pulled acroos the resturant.

 

Link & Zelda: *Muffled 'Ouch!' sound*

 

 

Link: *Grabs a knife and cuts his noodle before it reaches Mario's mouth*

 

Unfortunately, Link gets off the floor to see Zelda didn't cut her noodle in time. Mario is enjoying the accidetnal kiss, but Zelda is pushing him away, to no avail.

 

Zelda: *Muffled yelling*

 

Link: "Mario! Let the mashed potato go!"

 

Zelda: *Kicks Mario off of her*

 

Zelda: "Did you just call me a mashed potato?"

 

Link: "No, it was an expression!"

 

Zelda: *Walks off*

 

Link: "Zelda! Wait! I was just getting Mario off of you!"

 

Zelda: *Walks out door and gets on Epona*

 

Link: "Hey! That's MY horse!"

 

Link: "This is all your fault Mario!"

 

Link: *Walks home*

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