Descrow Vs. DeMeNtEd Comedy & Tragedy Contest

[DesCrow]

For this contest I am challenging 1 person. The first person to accept my challenge(and post a card, to weed out total noobs) will be accepted.

 

The rules of the game are as follows-

2 Cards

Both Monsters

 

1 Must be a joke card, HOWEVER it must still be playable and competitive.

 

EXAMPLE

Banana Phone

"Equip this card to an opponents monster. A monster equipped with this card cannot attack. If this card is equipped to one of your monsters you may equip it to an opponents monster during your own End Phase."

It simulates a banana phone being called and etc. Yet still has good OCG and a decent effect.

 

The 2nd card must be a bit sad or grim and have a destructive effect.

 

EXAMPLE

The Regretful Cannibal

"To declare an attack with this card you must tribute 1 monster on your side of the field. This monster cannot attack on 2 consecutive Battle Phases of your own. Destroy this monster after the 2nd time it attacks and gain 500 Life Points"

4 Star 2500 ATK

See it is a bit saddening and destructive (to yourself).

 

And, the challenge, is, ON!

(note these are not my cards for the contest, winner gets 2 reps)

[╬「Selatcia」╬]

I shall take the challenge.

 

 

 

[spoiler= Effect - Ultimate Big Mac]This monster cannot be selected as an attack target. Select 1 monster your opponent controls. The selected monster loses 400 ATK and DEF during each of your opponent's Standby Phases. If the selected monster's ATK reaches 0 due to this card's effect. It is destroyed during your opponent's End Phase. Place this monster in your hand the turn the monster was destroyed.

 

[spoiler=Effect - Gi en Støkk, Lord of the Shadows]This monster cannot be Advance Summoned except by Releasing 2 DARK Fiend-Type monsters you control. If this monster is Summoned in Defense Position, it is destroyed during the End Phase. When this monster is Summoned successfully, destroy all monsters on your field (except this card). Each time you lose Life Points, Summon 1 "Shade Token" (Fiend-Type/DARK/Level 1/ATK 0/DEF 0) To an unoccupied Monster Card Zone on your field. If all Monster Card Zones on your field are occupied, this monster gains 100 ATK and DEF instead. If a "Shade Token" has been Released by the effect of a Spell or Trap Card you control, you cannot Advance Summon a monster this turn. If this Attack Position monster is selected as an attack target while there are 1 or more "Shade Tokens" on your field, you can switch the attack target to a "Shade Token" you control. The Battle Damage inflicted to your Life Points is equal to the attacking monster's ATK -2400. If you lose Life Points this way, you cannot Summon a "Shade Token" to your field. During each of your End Phases, if there are no "Shade Tokens" on your field, this monster loses 200 DEF. If this monster's DEF reaches 0 this way, remove this monster from play. If this monster is removed from play by this effect, you lose half your Life Points.

 

[Death Bishop]

WOW This should be good!

[DesCrow]

Terrorspawn Creeper (effect)

Once per turn during your Standby Phase you can change the location of this monster according to its current location

*If this is in your hand you can Special Summon it

*If this monster is on your field it is sent to the Graveyard

*If this monster is in the Graveyard it is removed from play

*If this monster is removed from play, return it to your hand

When the location of this monster changes due to its own effect, your opponent loses 200 Life Points.

[Death Bishop]

Ok I'll vote now! This was tough, but my vote goes DeMeNTed! Sorry DesCrow!

[DesCrow]

That's cool, I know I'll pick up some votes here and there.

Also, anyone who knows of Weegee will love that card.

[Brittle Ice]

I'll vote for DesCrow,...

I like his cards a bit more,...

;)

[fenrir]

Demented, It was close though.

[Max.]

Ratings

 

DeMeNTeD:10/10

Descrow:6/10

 

DeMeNTeD gets my vote

[CardAce]

This was about .3 off...But Demented gets my vote.

[╬「Selatcia」╬]

When's the end date for this?

[.Legend]

Demented gets mine :D

[A●O●J]

Demented all the way.

[Skuldur]

Demented 9.8/10

DesCrow 5.6/10

 

Demented wins

[DesCrow]

2 days from this post.

 

*sigh

 

Is there a reason in particular why my cards are scoring so low?

[Death Bishop]

Well look at the star difference between you & DeMeNTed. You = 3, DeMeNTeD = 6. So he has more skill and experience than you! That's probably why your losing .:D

[DesCrow]

Star difference shouldn't matter when it comes to judging cards. Both of our cards have perfect OCG (if not near perfect) and good balance. I'm not concerned with why I'm losing. Just curious why my cards are scoring so low.

[Death Bishop]

*****Just An opinion! :)*****

[∮.Ғσяgσттeи.SσℓÐιєя.∮]

i vote Demented;his card is awesome!

[A●O●J]

Well look at the star difference between you & DeMeNTed. You = 3' date=' DeMeNTeD = 6. So he has more skill and experience than you! That's probably why your losing .:D[/b']

 

*****Just An opinion! :)*****

Well its a very ignorant and biased opinion.Stars dont make a difference at all because stars are based on how many posts you have.Are you saying that if i spammed and made horrible posts 1200 times a day that my cards are better because I have like 5 stars?

[Death Bishop]

Well look at the star difference between you & DeMeNTed. You = 3' date=' DeMeNTeD = 6. So he has more skill and experience than you! That's probably why your losing .:D[/b']

 

*****Just An opinion! :)*****

Well its a very ignorant and biased opinion.Stars dont make a difference at all because stars are based on how many posts you have.Are you saying that if i spammed and made horrible posts 1200 times a day that my cards are better because I have like 5 stars?

 

OK IM SORRY! GEEZ..........