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Willieh Newbie

Willieh

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Have you ever noticed' date=' at school or work, or whatever...That the workers/students have more power over their "Superiors" such as Bosses, managers, principles, etc.?

 

They do.

 

At my high school, there's (Estimated) 2200 currently enlisted people. And there aren't as many teacher/assistants/principals.

 

If we wanted to, we could probbly take the whole place down, if we were to get everyone into a unified group, create a massive plan, and strike fast. People have already had school shooting, proving people can at least bring a gun or something into a school. Now, I'm not saying guns are the answer, but we could at least revolt in some way.

 

If all the students, were to crowd the school and refuse to listen to the teachers and police, and whatever, I'm pretty sure we'd win. Cause they cannot do much against us, and if they did, they might be subject to being sued.

 

[b']First of all, they would not be the instigators, meaning that they would not be in question, but rather the students. We would likely lose anyway. The cops at a school have mace, tazors, guns... etc..[/b]

 

So basically, it's the same way with the government.

Except the government has a military with tanks.

 

If we were not to go to our jobs, our schools, our work for a specific time, we could win. The government could fail. They would not receive money, not receive jobs to be done, corporations fail. And Yes, we'd go through a hell of a depression. But when the government fails, the real people who believe in the right things could possibly come into power, rebuilding a better government, maybe with Ron Paul's idea of making dollars out of a type of Gold/Silver mixture into coins. This way, the dollar might still be able to keep it's strength in the later years.

If we stopped going to our jobs and ruined the countries economy, all that would happen is us becoming a third-world country with absolutely no defense against attacks because of our lacking of money.

 

Or, we could result to a Monarchy. That might work....Well, mayber not. We're pretty much already in it. King Bush. Doesn't sound fitting...

Or we could result in a dead country of starving children and aids infested women/men. (no reference to Africa btw. :P)

 

Anyways, the one flaw, the one reason this could never happen

You only saw one flaw with what you said?

 

Fear. The Paranoia. The Phobia. The Insanity. The problems

 

Humans are very picky now days, and we're the "Convenient" generation. We need 2 minute stick-in-the-microwave easy mac's, the Fast Food, the instant koolaid, the instant food, the instant money, the instant power, the INSTANT -----!

Wtf?

 

Humans would be scared, to go a few days without food, or without money. And some people's mind's would shatter from all of the chaos. People would be paranoid of crazy things.

Humans would be dead to go 3 weeks without food, 3 days without water, or 3 minutes without air. :P

 

Anyways, that's my thoughts on it.

Anyway, those are my thoughts on it.

Yours are..?

What are yours?

 

 

It's pretty lulzy.

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Aximil Newbie

Aximil

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Am I the only one that noticed the site he's using for bad microwave evidence is a health food site? On top of that, the site is selling instructions and what not on how to eat.

 

 

He fails at life. This kind of reminds me of the roller-coaster be-heading that kid who hopped a fence that said danger to get a hat.

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Cyber Altair Newbie

Cyber Altair

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Wow' date=' everything that kid said was lulzy.

 

Except for the microwaves, cuz microwaves are in fact dangerous. You see, I have this friend who has a friend who saw a kitty cat outside one wintery day when she was young. You see, she was worried that the kitty was outside and didn't want it to be cold. So, she took the kitty inside and put it in the microwave. She, hoping to make the kitty warm and cozy, decided to set the microwave to 20 minutes. The result? The kitty exploded in the microwave.

 

Almost positively sure it's not true, BUUUUT that's how he said it.

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Who the f--- puts a kitten in a microwave?

 

O_o Microwaves?

 

lol' date=' I can't believe kids can get that dumb =\

 

I've seen dumb but the is way dumb, infact he's #2 on my dumbest people i've ever met.

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Let me guess... I'm the #1 dumbest person? O_o

 

your #37.

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