EVIL SUN

[Benraino]

hen I was about nine, I had recently gotten a Nintendo Entertainment System from a garage sale down the road, the first gaming system I ever had. One game that I bought was Super Mario Brothers 3, the final chapter of the widely-acclaimed SMB trilogy, which like in the original Super Mario Brothers consisted of Mario/Luigi chasing after Princess Toadstool (whose name has since been bastardized to 'Peach'). Back on topic though; I popped in the game in my new NES and pressed Start. I started at World 1, of course, and began playing. During this, I got used to the controls, map, and all that jazz. After all, it IS supposed to be kinda like a tutorial level. So I had advanced to World 2, "Desert Land" and I was moving along rather smoothly. In the back of my mind, I knew that at some point the levels would start to get more difficult. I soon noticed a tile, one unlike the other tiles (Toad houses, numbered tiles, etc). It appeared to be some cross-hybrid of flowing diarrhea and sand, which caught my attention. I navigated my way to the tile, and hit the A button and was warped to what appeared to be a normal level; there even was a happy sunshine in the top left corner! As I side-scrolled my way through the level, the funking sun decided to go crazy and sodomize me repeatedly until I finally broke down in tears, throwing my controller at the ground screaming for my mom. That funking bastard.

 

And no, this is not copy pasta.

[Akira]

Oh, I remember that sun, the trick is to wear a butt-plug so that you're immune to his attacks. Hope this info helps, maybe you'll get past that level next time =D

[Brushfire]

Another copypasta from the ED Archive.

 

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[●The True Riku●]

That always happens to me! *but i have a cheat to get passed the sun* do you want to know what it is?