Grapes

[「tea.leaf」]

I hate grapes; bitter skin' date=' semi-sweet flesh, and then that sour aftertaste. They're like the type of girls that always play hard-to-get and never turn out as good as you thought they were; and then, they just get up and leave you without a thought.[/quote']

 

Discuss fruit-based analogies to relationships.

[Death Metal]

Discuss fruit-based analogies to relationships.

 

They make the world go round.

[Saturn of Elemia]

"If love is supposed to be a bowl of cherries, then why am I stuck in the pits?"

[「tea.leaf」]

"If love is supposed to be a bowl of cherries' date=' then why am I stuck in the pits?"

[/quote']

 

That's just a lousy pun without any substantial meaning.

[Akira]

Pineapples perhaps?

 

They can be dangerous if handled incorrectly and are not particularly enticing from the outside because of this, but if you persevere and get to the centre, boy do you have a sweet fruit treat.

[「tea.leaf」]

Pineapples perhaps?

 

They can be dangerous if handled incorrectly and are not particularly enticing from the outside because of this' date=' but if you persevere and get to the centre, boy do you have a sweet fruit treat.

[/quote']

 

Go too far and you'll run into a tough core.

 

That would be taking a fun relationship too seriously.

[Pikachu]

Durians

Ugly people that no one will dare touch or love.

[「tea.leaf」]

Durians

Ugly people that no one will dare touch or love.

 

As it turns out, durians are all smelly, mushy and disgusting on the inside.

 

To some extent I suppose that's reflective of ugly people.

[Pikachu]

Durians

Ugly people that no one will dare touch or love.

 

As it turns out' date=' durians are all smelly, mushy and disgusting on the inside.

 

To some extent I suppose that's reflective of ugly people.

[/quote']Sharp, dangerous on the outside, smelly and disgusting in the inside.

 

That just reminds of a mental girl in my school.

[Cyber Altair]

Comparing a Grape to a girl is like comparing Communism to Christianity.

 

Pointless, dumb and just gay =\

[「tea.leaf」]

Comparing a Grape to a girl is like comparing Communism to Christianity.

 

Pointless' date=' dumb and just gay =\

[/quote']

 

Irrelevant analogy is irrelevant.

[Marisa Kirisame-ze]

A Watermelon. Always with a hard outer skin, then when you meet the inside, its soft and sweet. Same thing as a human, don't judge a book by its cover. Humans seem to be seen as hard, mean, nerdy, annoying, jerks, stupid, etc, but when you accually meet the person, you can find something elsse that they hide, like a soft side.

 

The Crimson One,

Miranda-chan

[Jericho]

Women are like watermellons. Hard on the outside, and soft, pink, and juicy on the inside. Hope I don't get banned for that post.

[ragnarok1945]

A Watermelon. Always with a hard outer skin' date=' then when you meet the inside, its soft and sweet. Same thing as a human, don't judge a book by its cover. Humans seem to be seen as hard, mean, nerdy, annoying, jerks, stupid, etc, but when you accually meet the person, you can find something elsse that they hide, like a soft side.

 

The Crimson One,

Miranda-chan

[/quote']

 

Q4E, and the seeds within the watermelon merely represent the bumps in every relationship (the sweet and soft insides represent the up times, the seeds represent the occasional down times)

[「tea.leaf」]

A Watermelon. Always with a hard outer skin' date=' then when you meet the inside, its soft and sweet. Same thing as a human, don't judge a book by its cover. Humans seem to be seen as hard, mean, nerdy, annoying, jerks, stupid, etc, but when you accually meet the person, you can find something elsse that they hide, like a soft side.

 

The Crimson One,

Miranda-chan

[/quote']

 

Q4E, and the seeds within the watermelon merely represent the bumps in every relationship (the sweet and soft insides represent the up times, the seeds represent the occasional down times)

 

I think we can develop a grading scale for women based on fruit now. XD

[ragnarok1945]

it'd be wrong to compare it to a coconut because inside it is just coconut milk, all sweet and such, which would mean a perfect relationship once you've cracked the hard exterior.

[Frlf]

The perfect relationships are pears.

Juicy, shaped, and sweet

[ragnarok1945]

it's just that highly unlikely because few relationships can have no down times (in which that's what a pear would be, all sweet)

[「tea.leaf」]

it'd be wrong to compare it to a coconut because inside it is just coconut milk' date=' all sweet and such, which would mean a perfect relationship once you've cracked the hard exterior.

[/quote']

 

Actually, coconut milk is clear: superficial and insubstantial.

[Death Metal]

it'd be wrong to compare it to a coconut because inside it is just coconut milk' date=' all sweet and such, which would mean a perfect relationship once you've cracked the hard exterior.

[/quote']

 

Actually, coconut milk is clear: superficial and insubstantial.

 

Sounds like half of my sister's friends.

[「tea.leaf」]

it'd be wrong to compare it to a coconut because inside it is just coconut milk' date=' all sweet and such, which would mean a perfect relationship once you've cracked the hard exterior.

[/quote']

 

Actually, coconut milk is clear: superficial and insubstantial.

 

Sounds like half of my sister's friends.

 

Sounds like all the girls nowadays.

[Pikachu]

it'd be wrong to compare it to a coconut because inside it is just coconut milk' date=' all sweet and such, which would mean a perfect relationship once you've cracked the hard exterior.

[/quote']

 

Actually, coconut milk is clear: superficial and insubstantial.

 

Sounds like half of my sister's friends.

 

Sounds like all the girls nowadays.

 

Sounds like my girlfriend.

[Lazer Yoshi]

Sounds like a WWWWWEEEEHHHHEEEEE

Anyways, Grapes are okay, but make great Juice :D

[ragnarok1945]

and to make wine because your gf intoxicates you :)

[Lazer Yoshi]

Nah, I'm only 12 :P

But Grapes or Cherries? And don't Grape Flavored Slushies taste good?

We need a Grape Club XD