Grapes

[ragnarok1945]

I haven't tried a grape flavored slushie for months, but I seem to recall they're very good. You want to compare the relationships to slushies now?

[Akira]

Women are like watermellons. Hard on the outside' date=' and soft, pink, and juicy on the inside. Hope I don't get banned for that post.

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lol, you win.

[「tea.leaf」]

it'd be wrong to compare it to a coconut because inside it is just coconut milk' date=' all sweet and such, which would mean a perfect relationship once you've cracked the hard exterior.

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Actually, coconut milk is clear: superficial and insubstantial.

 

Sounds like half of my sister's friends.

 

Sounds like all the girls nowadays.

 

Sounds like my girlfriend.

 

Sounds like a lot our social norms nowadays, if you think about it.

[tonisanoob]

bananas are the guys of the relationship

 

as banannas look liek

 

big hard ones...

 

and if you open up a passion fruit and squeese it and squint

 

thn it kinda looks liek a

[Death Metal]

^Post Contains Epic Amounts Of Win.

[Marisa Kirisame-ze]

Mango: A soft outside, that takes some understanding to get in to a very sweet, but sometimes sour inside, then hitting the heart; the seed of the fruit.

[ragnarok1945]

Actually I still prefer something harder of an outside like an apple to a mango because some people can be very shy and harder to crack the exterior

[Davok]

Prunes: They taste disgusting, feels like someone took a cancerous tumor from a mouse and put it in a can, but for some obscene reason their healthy for you.

[ragnarok1945]

So basically what you're saying is that it's bad in the short run, good in the long run.

 

Well in that case add plums too. They don't taste very good but are healthy

[Pikachu]

Tomatoes

1. To be confused with men (as confused as a fruit or vegetable)

2. Super soft and delicate, used for war (spartans ftw?)

[ragnarok1945]

a tomato is a berry, basically a fruit used as a vegetable.

 

I think one guy I know used to use it for artificial blood once (didn't work very well though)

[Benraino]

I lol'd so hard at this topic... because of word filters on a different site.

[Crystal Beast 123]

Grapes are my favorite fruit.

[ragnarok1945]

and better to use seeded grapes for relationships than the seedless ones.

[Spiff!]

i dislike fruit and girls.

[ragnarok1945]

how sad, then your fruit in relationships would be the bitter melon

[WindupRabbitFan14]

Women are like watermellons. Hard on the outside' date=' and soft, pink, and juicy on the inside. Hope I don't get banned for that post.

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Women are like chocolate bars; Not good for you, but you always need one

Now we're both getting banned =[

[ragnarok1945]

that's only the extreme cases where you find one who takes advantage of you (which isn't very often, though I did have a friend who had that as his first gf, got dumped within 3 weeks)

[Davok]

Fruit shipped in from a foreign country- It has a 1/25 chance of having a tapeworm.