ragnarok1945 Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Tell him to become gay' date=' he won't have any more girl troubles.[/quote'] Or just use the cruel way, take a club and beat her into submission. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakura Vessal Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 Tell him to tie the b**** up to a bed whist she's sleeping and shout "Who's the man now b****." whist spanking her ass with a whip. It helps if you tell him to wear black leather. No one commented on my one. >.< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragnarok1945 Posted December 6, 2008 Report Share Posted December 6, 2008 it's an effective idea, but why black leather? Any leather should work just fine, as long as it's wet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakura Vessal Posted December 7, 2008 Report Share Posted December 7, 2008 it's an effective idea' date=' but why black leather? Any leather should work just fine, as long as it's wet[/quote'] Because black leather makes whipping funner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragnarok1945 Posted December 7, 2008 Report Share Posted December 7, 2008 Ok, but make it wet too. Remember, leather absorbs water, so if it's wet, the leather whip becomes heavier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Metal Posted December 7, 2008 Report Share Posted December 7, 2008 Your not trying to kill her your trying to get her to say "whip me harder big papa". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragnarok1945 Posted December 7, 2008 Report Share Posted December 7, 2008 I know, that's why only a leather whip is going to be used. It's not lethal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakura Vessal Posted December 7, 2008 Report Share Posted December 7, 2008 Your not trying to kill her your trying to get her to say "whip me harder big papa". + rep for being mind reader. Anyway, whipping her shows who's boss. Then after you've had your fun, you can do "anything" you want to her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragnarok1945 Posted December 7, 2008 Report Share Posted December 7, 2008 but still keep a sharp eye out, you never know when she may try to get retribution Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benraino Posted December 7, 2008 Report Share Posted December 7, 2008 1) Make out with the girl, taping it2) Tell her to make you a sammich3) Give the tape to your friend, you can eat said sammich if you get it4) ?????5) Profit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FindingTheEverlight Posted December 7, 2008 Report Share Posted December 7, 2008 This thread is messed up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragnarok1945 Posted December 7, 2008 Report Share Posted December 7, 2008 1) Make out with the girl' date=' taping it2) Tell her to make you a sammich3) Give the tape to your friend, you can eat said sammich if you get it4) ?????5) Profit.[/quote'] That is the weirdest strategy in getting her to learn her lesson Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benraino Posted December 7, 2008 Report Share Posted December 7, 2008 How so, show it to your friend, he breaks up with her guilt free and then you get a sammich? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakura Vessal Posted December 7, 2008 Report Share Posted December 7, 2008 How so' date=' show it to your friend, he breaks up with her guilt free and then you get a sammich?[/quote'] Your plan fails. You know why? Because it doesn't involves whips and black leather. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragnarok1945 Posted December 7, 2008 Report Share Posted December 7, 2008 How so' date=' show it to your friend, he breaks up with her guilt free and then you get a sammich?[/quote'] Your plan fails. You know why? Because it doesn't involves whips and black leather. Q4E. Black leather rules all! It whips all into submission Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CeDeFiA Posted December 7, 2008 Report Share Posted December 7, 2008 MAKE him dump her.... by FORCE. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragnarok1945 Posted December 7, 2008 Report Share Posted December 7, 2008 If you've got the money, hire some goons to have her beaten to a pulp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nnoitra Jiruga Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 Throw her in a dumpster and then throw away a 6 week-old burger in the same dumpster,then act like nothing happened Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragnarok1945 Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 no, then you'd allow her to stay alive, Crystal Skull. Don't throw anything into the dumpster other than her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakura Vessal Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 no' date=' then you'd allow her to stay alive, Crystal Skull. Don't throw anything into the dumpster other than her[/quote'] Death by hamburgers! Epic win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T. Sankara Posted December 10, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 if his gf always asks things from him but never gives a thing in return' date=' this is not a relationship (that requires mutual respect and understanding)[/quote'] And you can combine your posts, instead of making multiple points, or even the same ones, over the course of about 20 posts in the same topic. =)Tell your friend he's being an idiot' date=' and that he needs to find a girlfriend who isn't as dumb as he is. Although you might not wanna say it that way. =)[/quote'] Lies. I totally wanna say it that way now. >=3 Whatever works for you baby. ;D WIN MAKE him dump her.... by FORCE. Being third-degree blackbelt doesn't help this. T_T Explain the situation more in-depth. Re-read or gtfo. Is she hot and a tramp? Cause that changes everything? Hel yeah, she's like fire. ^^;; Don't tell anyone I said that. Update nao: T_T She has gone off the wall. The age of consent in Lousiana is 17, and she and he did the nasty. ;) *facepalm* He's in jail cause she ratted him out, the whore. I got the bail money for him, but should I bail him out? >_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragnarok1945 Posted December 10, 2008 Report Share Posted December 10, 2008 Do that, then you and him beat her into submission permanently for being a squealer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T. Sankara Posted December 11, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 Do that' date=' then you and him beat her into submission permanently for being a squealer[/quote'] XD I'd be thrown into jail so fast. XD Well, we've solved it all. She's moving some time soon, thank goodness. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragnarok1945 Posted December 11, 2008 Report Share Posted December 11, 2008 Well hopefully you mean moving AWAY from you soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
T. Sankara Posted December 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2008 Well hopefully you mean moving AWAY from you soon. Exactly. Hopefully someplace OUT of the country. >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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