Luna Lovegood Posted December 8, 2008 Report Share Posted December 8, 2008 Once upon a time' date=' 3 children were playing outside. It had just snowed. Edd, the youngest, wanted to make a Snow Man. But Joe told him that to be Politically Correct, they would have to make a ‘Snow Person’. Edd didn’t really understand, but he said OK. Now, young Suzie came along and told Marriane, the third child, that to make a really good Snow Man, you needed a really big nose. But Marriane told Suzie that they were making a Snow Person. Suzie said that they still needed a really BIG carrot, so the two friends went off to find a really BIG carrot. The two brothers, mean while, were busy rolling a ball of snow that would become the lowest snowball. Suddenly, Edd asked what the Snow Person should be named. Joe suggested Frosty after the famous story. Edd replied that that was a great name! So it was decided to call this Snow Person Frosty. They had almost finished the lowest snowball when Marriane and Suzie came back with a HUGE carrot. It was at least as big as Edd’s arm! Edd then said that the carrot would need a big head to fit on. So they continued to work on the ball. By the time they finished the three balls they were getting tired. Joe ran inside and got an old hat and scarf, and Suzie grabbed fifteen rocks. They put the hat on the head, ten rocks to form a mouth and two for eyes. The last three were buttons. Then, Edd grabbed to sticks and put them on as arms. Finally, Marriane put the scarf around Frosty’s neck. Then they entered for some Hot Cocoa. ∗∗∗When the 4 children came out, their Snow Person was gone! Edd began to cry. Marriane walked to him and tried to comfort him. But suddenly they heard a noise coming from down the street. The children ran down and looked. They saw a Snow Person hopping off. They decided to run after it. When the caught up, it turned out that they had given it Frosty’s hat, so Frosty had come alive! He told them that he was returning the hat to Frosty The Snow Person. Joe then exclaimed the fact that this Snow Person was Politically Correct. And that, my friends, is the story of Frosty The Politically Correct Snow Person![/quote'] Isn't it great? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 Did you write this?Anyways, it's kinda Stupid, but I get the joke or whatever the Moral is XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna Lovegood Posted December 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 Moral, these are supposed to have 'Morals'? Thanks for the info! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 I don't get it. Was it supposed to be funny or something? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna Lovegood Posted December 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 It was supposed to be Politically Correct (= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragnarok1945 Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 I found it confusing. This IS a joke right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna Lovegood Posted December 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 Yes, it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 You are not funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna Lovegood Posted December 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 You are not funny. You are mean. You are not lolly. You are very un-nice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 That's fabulous. You're still not funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Silas Angel Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 :D me likey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeroshot Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 I don't know if I'm not seeing the punch lineor if the writing is just stupid and not funny.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
armageddon08 Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 I think that pollitical correctness is a lousy pile of sheet. I also believe that people are stupid for inventing it, but this story shows just how stupid it really is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raelen Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 I did not laugh. I did not smile. It was not politically correct enough. It soon trailed off into un-funnyness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 I lol'd for 5 secondsDoes that just make me stand out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuldur Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 You are not funny. This Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbra Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 You are not funny. This This Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna Lovegood Posted December 9, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 You are not funny. This This Is Kinda Spam Pretty Smart, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Umbra Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 You are not funny. This This Is Kinda Spam Pretty Smart' date=' eh?[/quote'] Writing Like This Makes Me Seem Smarter, Rite? And no, it isn't spam. It's just another way of saying that this thread lacks quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Metal Posted December 9, 2008 Report Share Posted December 9, 2008 The story lacks a guitar solo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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