my soon to be machine deck

[TwistedFlameApe]

[spoiler=Machine's Assassin]The original ATK and DEF of this monster becomes half the combined ATK of all monsters on your opponent's side of the field. If your opponent has no monsters on the field then the ATK and DEF of this card become half the combined ATK of all monsters in your opponent's Graveyard.

 

[spoiler=Mechanical Overlord]This card can be Special Summoned from your hand by removing from play 3 counter trap cards in your Graveyard. If this card was Special Summoned by this effect both players discard their entire hand. The original ATK of this card becomes the sum of cards in both players' Graveyards and on the field times 200.