Slash Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 Hey Boss Z, I remember you, the good ol' days of YCM ^_^! Nice jokes XP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaid Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 hey mon! you're gay mon! (with a jamaican accent) btw, if you get a dollar bill that says this... i probably wrote it --- or Mordio ching chong ding dong! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boss Z Posted December 29, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 Slash... i'm sorry i don't remeber you... and Alkaid... that is totally weird and nearly unessacary... ^_^Z Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 See' date=' if I were Willieh, I would substitute the actual joke with something completely unrelated about an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman.[/quote']... You're a genius... Why didn't I do that ffs.... >_> I could have said; An englishman walks into a pub... (insert joke here) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrabHelmet Posted December 29, 2008 Report Share Posted December 29, 2008 See' date=' if I were Willieh, I would substitute the actual joke with something completely unrelated about an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman.[/quote']... You're a genius... Why didn't I do that ffs.... >_> I could have said; An englishman walks into a pub... (insert joke here) [spoiler=An Englishman walks into a pub...]An Englishman walks into a pub and meets a Scotsman there. And they want to buy some Guinness. But between them they only have enough money for one pint. So they agree to pool their money to buy a pint, and that they'll each drink half - one will drink the first half of the Guinness, and the other will drink the rest when it's half-empty. A few minutes later, an Irishman comes in to find the Englishman and the Scotsman arguing with each other, with a full pint of Guinness sitting in front of them. Walking over, he found that they had not agreed before buying the Guinness who would drink the first half, and that they were now arguing over who would get to drink first - neither wanted to drink after the other. The Irishman sat down and pulled them apart. "Here, I know how to settle this - whichever of you can tell me what color this Guinness is will get to drink first." The tricky part, of course, is that Guinness is not a single color: Rather, it is white on the top and black below. "Well, that's easy! I'll go first and guess what he wants us to say easily!" thought the Englishman. The somewhat more clever Scotsman thought, "I'll use the Englishman's incorrect guess to figure out what color the Irishman is thinking of." The Englishman spoke first. "It's mostly black, so I'll say it's black! I should get to drink first!" The Irishman shook his head. "Wrong." "Well," said the Scotsman, "If it's not black, then it must be white." The Irishman shook his head. "Wrong again." "Then what is it?!" shouted the Englishman and the Scotsman in unison. The Irishman reached forward, grabbed the pint of Guinness, drank it all down before the other two could stop him, banged the glass on the table, and calmly said, "Gentlemen, this Guinness is simply invisible!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fh-Fh Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 A guy goes into the country. He goes to a local farmer and asks for a donkey. 'Round here we call them asses, the farmer said. The man then asks for a chicken. 'Round here we call em' pullets the farmer said. The man then asks for a rooster. 'Round here we call em' cocks said the farmer. Before the man leaves the farmer says if the donkey should ever stop, just scratch it between the ears and it will go. It wasn't long before the donkey stopped and wouldn't budge. The man needed to scratch the donkey but was afraid of putting the chicken and rooster down for they might run away. The man spies a passing woman and says. "Could you hold my cock and pullet while I scratch my ass?" 'Nother one There once was a town in Italy. There were two huge families there who were very rich. The first, called the Basks, owned a catering business. The others, called the Browins, owned all the churches. There had always been a great rivalry between the Basks and the Browins. One day, one of the Daughters from the Basks family was going to get married. The Browins assigned them a run-down Church which was not up to code. During the ceremony, a person knocked over a candle, setting the church on fire. All the basks who were attending the wedding ran to the only fire exit. But as everyone ried to get out they clogged the doorway and burned to death. Moral of the story: Don't put all your basks in one exit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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