learn your horoscope and then talk about it nobody comes here to say its fake its entertaining and fun

[Nnoitra Jiruga]

title says all and not sure of right section if not then some mod please move it but find out your horoscope here

then after that you can talk about and stuff etc.

[Skuldur]

Horoscopes are lies and crap.

[Nnoitra Jiruga]

they are fun though and if you dont like it then dont post...thats just your opinion :evil:

[Azmodius]

No, i'm afraid its a fact.

[Professor Cobra]

I think they are all made up. For entertainment purposes only.

[Nnoitra Jiruga]

Ok I think I am going to change the title.

[Prince Poison]

Horoscopes are lies and crap.

 

You just pwnd the thread.

Skuldur wins

[WindupRabbitFan14]

it's fake fail for flamin youknowwhat

[Raelen]

Horoscopes are a bunch of crud. But this thread will probably be fun for some people.

[Lil Jevans]

I'm not much for horoscopes but I did it since I'm pretty bored. It said I try to picture life like a fantasy, which is true. It says my emotions are my weakness, which is also true. It called me a saint and a sinner. Two-faced, which may or may not be true. I can't pass judgement like that on myself. It mentions me being easily depressed or confused, which is true. I don't believe in horoscopes but this one was more accurate than the rest.

[Nnoitra Jiruga]

Mine was very accurate,Im an aries

[「tea.leaf」]

A lot of that actually really applies to me.

 

Odd, eh?

[Nnoitra Jiruga]

yeah and it described my sister,shes a libra

[「tea.leaf」]

yeah and it described my sister' date='shes a libra

[/quote']

 

No way! I'm a Libra too!

[Nnoitra Jiruga]

lol

[K.B. strategist]

I be Gemini.

 

Some of what it said was true, some was the furthest from the truth it could be possibly be, and some was what I'd like to be.

 

>_<

[Zeroshot]

Aquarius

There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a

speeding bus

Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a

day

 

Pisces

Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus

You are the true Lord of the Dance, no matter what those idiots at work say

 

Aries

The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound

watermelon in your colon

Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep

 

Taurus

You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?

The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go

back to sleep

 

That's your horoscope for today-yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

That's your horoscope for today

That's your horoscope for today-yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

That's your horoscope for today

 

Gemini

Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence

Your love life will run into trouble when your fiancé hurls a javelin through

your chest

 

Cancer

The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in

the mud

Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's

test

 

Leo

Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's

face, oh no

Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of

strawberry Quik

 

Virgo

All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you

Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stake

 

That's your horoscope for today-yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

That's your horoscope for today

That's your horoscope for today-yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

That's your horoscope for today

 

Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the

relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep

significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give

you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid,

scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not

to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.

 

Where was I?

 

Libra

A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented than

you

Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts

 

next week

 

Scorpio

Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window

Work a little bit harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak

 

Sagittarius

All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them)

Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in

your den

 

Capricorn

The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know

they're lying

If I were you, I’d lock my doors and windows and never never never never never

leave my house again

 

That's your horoscope for today-yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

That's your horoscope for today

That's your horoscope for today-yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

That's your horoscope for today

 

That's your horoscope for today-yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

That's your horoscope for today

That's your horoscope for today-yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

That's your horoscope for today

[K.B. strategist]

Looks like it's time to move my birthday up 6 months, eat something that will make me...pass gas...explosively, get a fiancé and buy a javelin. XD

[「tea.leaf」]

Aquarius

There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a

speeding bus

Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a

day

 

Pisces

Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus

You are the true Lord of the Dance' date=' no matter what those idiots at work say

 

Aries

The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound

watermelon in your colon

Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep

 

Taurus

You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?

The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go

back to sleep

 

That's your horoscope for today-yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

That's your horoscope for today

That's your horoscope for today-yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

That's your horoscope for today

 

Gemini

Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence

Your love life will run into trouble when your fiancé hurls a javelin through

your chest

 

Cancer

The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in

the mud

Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's

test

 

Leo

Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's

face, oh no

Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of

strawberry Quik

 

Virgo

All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you

Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stake

 

That's your horoscope for today-yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

That's your horoscope for today

That's your horoscope for today-yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

That's your horoscope for today

 

Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the

relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep

significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give

you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid,

scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not

to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.

 

Where was I?

 

Libra

A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented than

you

Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts

 

next week

 

Scorpio

Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window

Work a little bit harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak

 

Sagittarius

All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them)

Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in

your den

 

Capricorn

The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know

they're lying

If I were you, I’d lock my doors and windows and never never never never never

leave my house again

 

That's your horoscope for today-yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

That's your horoscope for today

That's your horoscope for today-yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

That's your horoscope for today

 

That's your horoscope for today-yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

That's your horoscope for today

That's your horoscope for today-yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

That's your horoscope for today

[/quote']

 

Will you stop trying to ruin everyone's life?

[Nnoitra Jiruga]

Aquarius

There's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a

speeding bus

Fill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a

day

 

Pisces

Try to avoid any Virgos or Leos with the Ebola virus

You are the true Lord of the Dance' date=' no matter what those idiots at work say

 

Aries

The look on your face will be priceless when you find that forty pound

watermelon in your colon

Trade toothbrushes with an albino dwarf, then give a hickey to Meryl Streep

 

Taurus

You will never find true happiness - what you gonna do, cry about it?

The stars predict tomorrow you'll wake up, do a bunch of stuff, and then go

back to sleep

 

That's your horoscope for today-yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

That's your horoscope for today

That's your horoscope for today-yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

That's your horoscope for today

 

Gemini

Your birthday party will be ruined once again by your explosive flatulence

Your love life will run into trouble when your fiancé hurls a javelin through

your chest

 

Cancer

The position of Jupiter says you should spend the rest of the week face down in

the mud

Try not to shove a roll of duct tape up your nose while taking your driver's

test

 

Leo

Now is not a good time to photocopy your butt and staple it to your boss's

face, oh no

Eat a bucket of tuna-flavored pudding, then wash it down with a gallon of

strawberry Quik

 

Virgo

All Virgos are extremely friendly and intelligent - except for you

Expect a big surprise today when you wind up with your head impaled upon a stake

 

That's your horoscope for today-yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

That's your horoscope for today

That's your horoscope for today-yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

That's your horoscope for today

 

Now you may find it inconceivable or at the very least a bit unlikely that the

relative position of the planets and the stars could have a special deep

significance or meaning that exclusively applies to only you, but let me give

you my assurance that these forecasts and predictions are all based on solid,

scientific, documented evidence, so you would have to be some kind of moron not

to realize that every single one of them is absolutely true.

 

Where was I?

 

Libra

A big promotion is just around the corner for someone much more talented than

you

Laughter is the very best medicine, remember that when your appendix bursts

 

next week

 

Scorpio

Get ready for an unexpected trip when you fall screaming from an open window

Work a little bit harder on improving your low self-esteem, you stupid freak

 

Sagittarius

All your friends are laughing behind your back (kill them)

Take down all those naked pictures of Ernest Borgnine you've got hanging in

your den

 

Capricorn

The stars say that you're an exciting and wonderful person, but you know

they're lying

If I were you, I’d lock my doors and windows and never never never never never

leave my house again

 

That's your horoscope for today-yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

That's your horoscope for today

That's your horoscope for today-yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

That's your horoscope for today

 

That's your horoscope for today-yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

That's your horoscope for today

That's your horoscope for today-yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

That's your horoscope for today

[/quote']

 

Will you stop trying to ruin everyone's life?

 

lol yeah,dont really want that whatever hes doing singing the horoscope song,I just might sig that...nah,never insult us aries :twisted: