JohnSmith Posted September 9, 2007 Report Share Posted September 9, 2007 Duel Corps- Characters-Algernon(Algy, to pretty much everyone), duels with several decks, Prevailingly his Z-cyber deck which revolves around The Z-cyber archetype. A particularly unfortunate Pro-Duelist who's increasingly inconsolable attitude caused his manager to discontinue his contract. He's just looking for a way back in. Jess, duels with a Starlit Dragon Knight deck, A genuinely content duelist who could not insult, neglect, contradict, or be in any way disparaging to his opponent. Even if they happen to be massive Jackasses. Tag, duels with a "gizmo/Shadow RPG Deck". Completely crude and passionately competitive, does not, will not, can not lose. Except, a lot. Ginger, duels with anything. Wins. Everytime. And is sorry for you. Sincerely.Works as Victor's emmisarry recruiting duelists for his duel corps. Victor, a duelist manager, frequently convincing lesser duelists to work with him for promises of "Impossible Fortune." Electra, Victor's sister, Duels with a Crystalline Mermaid deck, a card which gains effects when spell cards are activated. Ranked top ten in the International dueling circuit. Concept and Style- Kay. I wanted to write about those duelists who don't always win, who can't always draw the fate-changing card, and why they keep dueling, why they love the game enough to keep coming back to it when they know they're just going to be throttled again. Also I wanted to see what happened to some of the Duel academy duelists who graduated to the pros and though they won't be main characters i can guarantee the appearance of some people. Some people who wear red coats. And black ones. Maybe a mustard yellow, with a bit of robin's egg blue. Anyway, I"d intend to use a script format. Partially because that's the way the shows are written and partially because i'm far too detailed when i use prose, and I really don't want to be dull, and consequently, you know bad. Even so, i do intend to give relevent descriptions of characters and settings. I realize i'm new, but i'm also very in need of praise, so ultimately annoying and i would stop requiring praise if you just commented me. Though not to tell me anything other than i'm brilliant. I am kidding, just no bashing please. Here it goes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnSmith Posted September 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2007 http://forum.tcgplayer.com/showthrea...51#post1024551 To view complete effects of monsters exhibited here visit the above site. It is raining. Raining like it has always rained and will always rain. There is a Man at the bar, He has blond hair, untidy and stringy and tied into a ponytail, though it should really be called a Schnauser tail because it justs touches the base of his neck. He lifts a shot glass to his mouth and swallows quickly. He is our hero. Algy: Hey could i have another,( Stares at his glass without registering its content) thing please? Ernie, the bartender: Buddy, you sure? Algy: Another, thing. Please. Ernie: Al'right. Algy: You know what's not fair Georgie Boy. S'life. Life's not, fair. You know, you know what i'm saying? Ernie: Righto, boy. Not fair. Algy: You know what i mean. I mean really. Do you know, it's not fair. Take my mom. You know my mom mended dresses? And uniforms, for high schools. You know i never got to to wear one. It's not fair is it? My mother, mendin' mending, those dresses, never got to wear one. Ernie: Dresses? Algy: S'right. No, uniforms. For duel academies. Big things. Big, big. And she mended, those, uniforms.( Tips the drink into his mouth again and gestures for more) Can i get another? Ginger: I'll take one too, sir. A woman, with espacially bright orange hair and a red jacket swings her legs over the barstool next to Algy, runs her hand through her hair knocking it back and forth and sending water into Algernon's face. Algy: Aargh. Ginger: Ooh, sorry Algernon X. Algy: Right, should be sorry. It's all over me. Ginger: Hmm? Algy: I said, should be sorry. Ginger: Ahem. Algy: Yeah? Ginger: Well, don't you want to know how I know your name? Algy: Well you bloody effing should know my name I'm a bloody effing pro-duelist! Ginger: Yes, well- Algy: And i was just on tonight! Every station covered it, I was up against bloody joey wheeler for god's sakes. I lost.But,still. Ginger: I know- Algy: Ya know! Well if you knew, then why're ya bothering me.( He turns and gets off his stool) Ginger: Mister Algernon, don't you want to know what i have to offer? He looks her up and down. Ginger: No! I want to offer you what every stranger in a bar that knows your name wants to offer you. Algy: Humph? Ginger: A chance. Algy: Oh. No thanks. Ginger: You don't even know what that chance is. Algy: Doesn't matter. Ginger: Yes it does. Algy: Why? Ginger: 'Cause i say so. Algy:No. Ginger: Listen, the guy I work for manages duelists, he could get you into some big tournaments. Algy: Hamphruh! I can get myself into my own tournaments. Ginger: What about the World cup? Algy: Yeah. Yeah, I could. Ginger: Okay, fine but we have cards, every card ever made. You could have a Super Deck. Algy: Don't need it. He begins towards the exit when Ernie motions to him. Ernie: Hey, dress boy. You have something for me? Money? Algy: Yeah, all right.( He reaches into his pocket sifts through its contents and emerges with a dollar. And a string.) Heres what i've got. Keep the string, it's damn useful. Ever go boating? Ernie: I'm gonna need American Buddy. Ginger: I'll pay your tab! Come with me and I'll pay your tab. Algy: Huh, that's thoughful. Never take nothing for free though. I don't. Tell you what duel me and if I win, you pay my tab. Ginger: And if I win You sign with my boss. Algy: And you pay my tab. Ginger:No! Yeah, fine. Algy: Kay. Now, ready,( She activates a duel disk) set, ( He activates a duel disk) Go! Algy- 4000Ginger-4000 Ginger: I'll go first.(draws) I summon Tasty Angel Cake ( Atk1400Def1000) in attack mode, then I set one card face down and end my turn. Algy: Right. Draw. And summon Z-cyber Eagle ( Atk1200Def1600) In attack mode. Next I activate it's special ability, by paying 500 life points I can destroy one face-down spell or trap on the field. Then I equip it with my Armadillo armor and end my turn. Algy-3500Ginger-4000 Z-cyber eagle switches to defense mode. Algy: That's the effect of Armadilillillo armor. Ginger: Right. (draws) I summon Tasty Turkey( Atk800 Def900) In attack mode. Next I activate the spell card Hunger Pains. As long as there is a "tasty" monster on the field i can switch all of your Monsters into attack mode. The golden Eagle extends it's wings. Ginger- Next I attack with Angel cake. And My Turkey will attack you directly.Turn end. Algy: Oh. Kay. This turn I summon Z-Cyber Hound,(Atk 1100 Def 600) and his effect allows me to add a Z-cyber monster from my deck to my hand. Next I activate Rex Helm. When i equip this magic- Ginger- Spell Algy- What? Right, spell card to my Hound and he battles a monster with greater attack than his, his attack doubles. Then i attack your Cake. Angel Cake is destroyed Ginger- My angel cake's special ability activates, your monster gains 500 defense points, but he isn't able to attack Tasty Monsters as long as He remains on the field. Algy: Fine. Didn't want to attack anymore anyway. I lay one card face down, and end my turn. Algy:2500Ginger: 3200 Ginger: I draw and Summon Tasty Endives (Atk500 Def 500)As long as its on the field when you tribute summon monsters with 2500 or more attack points they must be played in face-down defense position. Then I activate Diet, so as long as there are Tasty Monsters are on the field You can't attack for three turns. I can though. Algy: Well duh. What're you going to attack anyway. Hound is stronger. Ginger: Do you think i've never watched you duel, Rex Helm doubles the attack of your monster when it battles a stronger one but halves it when it battles a weaker one. Turkey will attack, and then The endives will make their appearance. Her monster destroys Z-cyber hound. And the endives launch their attack. Algy: I activate my trap, a hero emerges! You select one card from my hand and if it's a monster i c-can summon it. Ginger: The one on the left. Algy: Right. Good choice. I can Summon Z-cyber Leo (atk 2300,def 1200) to the field. And that ends my turn. Ginger: I end my turn. Algy: Right. I draw. I summon Z-cyber Condor in attack mode( Atk 1600 def 1200), and pay 500 life points to destroy your Diet card. Next my Leo has to attack first and i destroy your endives. Then Condor can attack Turkey. Ginger: Turkey's special ability activates and your monster is removed freom play for two turns. Algy: so what? I'm winnin' Algy-1750Ginger-600 Ginger- Yeah. Yeah you are. I draw, and activate pot of greed which allows me to draw- Algy-Two cards. I know somestuff, Miss Spell. Ginger-Right. The I activate Gluttonous darkness, i halve my lifepoints to send five cards from my deck to the graveyard. Algy- Hmm? Ginger- And then activate Decoction of Lime Petals. Which allows me to summon as many monsters as possible of the types in my graveyard. So I summon back to the field My cake, turkey, and Endives, and welcome my Tasty Tuna ( atk 600 def 1000), and Tasty Battle Ox( Atk 1000 def 17000.)And finally, I activate food fight. I can activate this card only when there are plant, winged beast, beast, fish and fairy or fiend type monsters on my field, half of their total defense points are inflicted as damage to your life points. That's 2550 points of damage. I win. Algy-0Ginger-300Turns-7 Algy- Oh, bloody, effing- Ginger- Kay, Buddy and Boyo you remember our deal? You come with me. Algy- Get the tab. Ginger- Huh? Algy- Get the bloody tab. Ginger- Right so how much? Algy- somethin' like. ( he walks over and whispers it to her) Ginger- Really? But I only brought a couple hundred, how expensive is that drink? Algy- Pretty damn. Anyway. Go. Ginger-Huh? Algy-Your manager he have a private jet or something? Ginger: Yeah. Algy: Then, go! He grabs her arm and jerks her forward through the exit, out and into the rain which has, for the moment become a mist. Ernie, who had, spent his years, his many years, collecting valuable liquers was never reimbursed. This is our hero. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnSmith Posted September 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2007 http://forum.tcgplayer.com/showthrea...51#post1024551 To view complete effects of monsters exhibited here visit the above site. It is raining. Raining like it has always rained and will always rain. There is a Man at the bar, He has blond hair, untidy and stringy and tied into a ponytail, though it should really be called a Schnauser tail because it justs touches the base of his neck. He lifts a shot glass to his mouth and swallows quickly. He is our hero. Algy: Hey could i have another,( Stares at his glass without registering its content) thing please? Ernie, the bartender: Buddy, you sure? Algy: Another, thing. Please. Ernie: Al'right. Algy: You know what's not fair Georgie Boy. S'life. Life's not, fair. You know, you know what i'm saying? Ernie: Righto, boy. Not fair. Algy: You know what i mean. I mean really. Do you know, it's not fair. Take my mom. You know my mom mended dresses? And uniforms, for high schools. You know i never got to to wear one. It's not fair is it? My mother, mendin' mending, those dresses, never got to wear one. Ernie: Dresses? Algy: S'right. No, uniforms. For duel academies. Big things. Big, big. And she mended, those, uniforms.( Tips the drink into his mouth again realizes it's still empty and gestures for more) Can i get another? Ginger: I'll take one too, sir. A woman, with espacially bright orange hair and a red jacket swings her legs over the barstool next to Algy, runs her hand through her hair knocking it back and forth and sending water into Algernon's face. Algy: Aargh. Ginger: Ooh, sorry Algernon X. Algy: Right, should be sorry. It's all over me. Ginger: Hmm? Algy: I said, should be sorry. Ginger: Ahem. Algy: Yeah? Ginger: Well, don't you want to know how I know your name? Algy: Well you bloody effing should know my name I'm a bloody effing pro-duelist! Ginger: Yes, well- Algy: And i was just on tonight! Every station covered it, I was up against bloody joey wheeler for god's sakes. I lost.But,still. Ginger: I know- Algy: Ya know! Well if you knew, then why're ya bothering me.( He turns and gets off his stool) Ginger: Mister Algernon, don't you want to know what i have to offer? He looks her up and down. Ginger: No! I want to offer you what every stranger in a bar that knows your name wants to offer you. Algy: Humph? Ginger: A chance. Algy: Oh. No thanks. Ginger: You don't even know what that chance is. Algy: Doesn't matter. Ginger: Yes it does. Algy: Why? Ginger: 'Cause i say so. Algy:No. Ginger: Listen, the guy I work for manages duelists, he could get you into some big tournaments. Algy: Hamphruh! I can get myself into my own tournaments. Ginger: What about the World cup? Algy: Yeah. Yeah, I could. Ginger: Okay, fine but we have cards, every card ever made. You could have a Super Deck. Algy: Don't need it. He begins towards the exit when Ernie motions to him. Ernie: Hey, dress boy. You have something for me? Money? Algy: Yeah, all right.( He reaches into his pocket sifts through its contents and emerges with a dollar. And a string.) Heres what i've got. Keep the string, it's damn useful. Ever go boating? Ernie: I'm gonna need American Buddy. Ginger: I'll pay your tab! Come with me and I'll pay your tab. Algy: Huh, that's thoughful. Never take nothing for free though. I don't. Tell you what duel me and if I win, you pay my tab. Ginger: And if I win You sign with my boss? Algy: And you pay my tab. Ginger:No! Yeah, fine. Algy: Kay. Now, ready,( She activates a duel disk) set, ( He activates a duel disk) Go! Algy- 4000Ginger-4000 Ginger: I'll go first.(draws) I summon Tasty Angel Cake ( Atk1400Def1000) in attack mode, then I set one card face down and end my turn. Algy: Right. Draw. And summon Z-cyber Eagle ( Atk1200Def1600) In attack mode. Next I activate it's special ability, by paying 500 life points I can destroy one face-down spell or trap on the field. Then I equip it with my Armadillo armor and end my turn. Algy-3500Ginger-4000 Z-cyber eagle switches to defense mode. Algy: That's the effect of Armadilillillo( deliberate misspelling) armor. Ginger: Right. (draws) I summon Tasty Turkey( Atk800 Def900) In attack mode. Next I activate the spell card Hunger Pains. As long as there is a "tasty" monster on the field i can switch all of your Monsters into attack mode. The golden Eagle extends it's wings. Ginger- Next I attack with Angel cake. And My Turkey will attack you directly.Turn end. Algy: Oh. Kay. This turn I summon Z-Cyber Hound,(Atk 1100 Def 600) and his effect allows me to add a Z-cyber monster from my deck to my hand. Next I activate Rex Helm. and i equip this magic- Ginger- Spell Algy- What? Right, spell card to my Hound so when he battles a monster with greater attack than his, his attack doubles. Then i attack your Cake. Angel Cake is destroyed Ginger- My angel cake's special ability activates, your monster gains 500 defense points, but he isn't able to attack Tasty Monsters as long as He remains on the field. Algy: Fine. Didn't want to attack anymore anyway. I lay one card face down, and end my turn. Algy:2500Ginger: 3200 Ginger: I draw and Summon Tasty Endives (Atk500 Def 500)As long as its on the field when you tribute summon monsters with 2500 or more attack points they must be played in face-down defense position. Then I activate Diet, so as long as there are Tasty Monsters are on the field You can't attack for three turns. I can though. Algy: Well duh. What're you going to attack anyway. Hound is stronger. Ginger: Do you think i've never watched you duel, Rex Helm doubles the attack of your monster when it battles a stronger one but halves it when it battles a weaker one. Turkey will attack, and then The endives will make their appearance. Her monster destroys Z-cyber hound. And the endives launch their attack. Algy: I activate my trap, a hero emerges! You select one card from my hand and if it's a monster i c-can summon it. Ginger: The one on the left. Algy: Right. Good choice. I can Summon Z-cyber Leo (atk 2300,def 1200) to the field. And that ends my turn. Ginger: I end my turn. Algy: Right. I draw. I summon Z-cyber Condor in attack mode( Atk 1600 def 1200), and pay 500 life points to destroy your Diet card. Next my Leo has to attack first and i destroy your endives. Then Condor can attack Turkey. Ginger: Turkey's special ability activates and your monster is removed freom play for two turns. Algy: so what? I'm winnin' Algy-1750Ginger-600 Ginger- Yeah. Yeah you are. I draw, and activate pot of greed which allows me to draw- Algy-Two cards. I know somestuff, Miss Spell. Ginger-Right. The I activate Gluttonous darkness, i halve my lifepoints to send five cards from my deck to the graveyard. Algy- Hmm? Ginger- And then activate Decoction of Lime Petals. Which allows me to summon as many monsters as possible of the types in my graveyard. So I summon back to the field My cake, turkey, and Endives, and welcome my Tasty Tuna ( atk 600 def 1000), and Tasty Battle Ox( Atk 1000 def 17000.)And finally, I activate food fight. I can activate this card only when there are plant, winged beast, beast, fish and fairy or fiend type monsters on my field, half of their total defense points are inflicted as damage to your life points. That's 2550 points of damage. I win. Algy-0Ginger-300Turns-7 Algy- Oh, bloody, effing- Ginger- Kay, Buddy and Boyo you remember our deal? You come with me. Algy- Get the tab. Ginger- Huh? Algy- Get the bloody tab. Ginger- Right so how much? Algy- somethin' like. ( he walks over and whispers it to her) Ginger- Really? But I only brought a couple hundred, how expensive is that drink? Algy- Pretty damn. Anyway. Go. Ginger-Huh? Algy-Your manager he have a private jet or something? Ginger: Yeah. Algy: Then, go! He grabs her arm and jerks her forward through the exit, out and into the rain which has, for the moment become a mist. Ernie, who had, spent his years, his many years, collecting valuable liquers was never reimbursed. This is our hero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
027982 Posted September 9, 2007 Report Share Posted September 9, 2007 NICE JOB.BUT KINDA SHORT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnSmith Posted September 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2007 Thanks, and Short? Any advice? The second one is longer but not by much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
027982 Posted September 9, 2007 Report Share Posted September 9, 2007 i would have to stay the advice i could is.take out the tasty deck and put in like a e-hero or something,plus make the duels a little longer(that's what i ment by short) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnSmith Posted September 9, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 9, 2007 Yeah, Ginger only really uses that on recruiting assignments. Later on she replaces those cards with a dragon deck, I just wanted difficult to activate cards Like Food Fight to emphasise how good she is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
027982 Posted September 9, 2007 Report Share Posted September 9, 2007 instead may i suggest like a monarch deck or spellcaster deck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnSmith Posted September 10, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 I like the idea of a monarch deck, but i had intended to give it to someone else. Thanks for all of your suggestions. I might modify the story and give her a spellcaster deck, and there really isn't a reason not to, she uses multiple decks and decides which one to use based on the caliber of her opponent. So it is possible she has both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
027982 Posted September 10, 2007 Report Share Posted September 10, 2007 OK FINE WITH ME. IT'S YOUR STORY AND GOOD LUCK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnSmith Posted September 11, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2007 Part 2 Searchers -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- There is on a street in Los Angeles, a White stone building, clean and gleaming as brightly as it is possible for any stone to gleam. More like shining really. Like someone grabbed a star and then scraped some shine off and into the stone. Like a sun, only much smaller and probably cooler. Anyway the building was damn shiny. On the top floor of that building is an apartment, one not very often lived in, the sink is empty and the carpet is like brand-spanking new, except for one little corner of it which houses a red stain but that's concealed by the couch, so doesn't really matter. And in one of the impeccably ivory bedrooms is Our Hero. Algy: Ginger? Hey Ginger you up? Algy walks from the small chair in the corner of his room and out into the living room. Algy: Ginger? He picks up a slip of paper from the counter top which separates the living room from the kitchen. Algy: "Algernon X, I've gone for my morning duel, I've left some of last night’s orange chicken in the fridge heat it up if you're hungry. Or I suppose you can leave it cold, whatever you'd like. Also Victor A is going to see you today so tidy up." Mmf. Five days earlier, same apartment, living room. Ginger: Kay. Grand tour, ready cause I don't repeat myself? Kay. This is the living room, where you can play with your deck, I don't know when you can meet with Mr. A but he'll want to inspect your deck thoroughly so there are cards in that trunk there for you. And this is the kitchen, now I don't really cook so it will mostly be takeout, unless you feel like whipping something up? Algy: Er, no. Not really much of a cook. Ginger: Kay. Your room is that way, and if you need me and I'm not in the kitchen or living room I'll be in my room or at the duel park which is just a few blocks from here, alright? Right. And if you'd like to join me you can. Algy: Join you for what? Ginger: The duel park. Algy: Oh. Ginger: Now I’ve purchased a suit for you for your meeting with Victor. Algy: Who? Ginger: Mr. A, sorry. And Your uniform. And don’t look at me everyone has to wear a uniform. Even Electra. Algy: Right, Who? Ginger: Never mind. And don't get too comfy because you'll be relocating after you see Mr. A, only his best duelists are allowed to stay in this apartment. Right, now get everything? Algy: No. Ginger: You will. Present. Algernon drops the note to his side and heads out to the Duel Park. When he arrives he comes by a fountain. Sits for a moment and then turns to see Ginger engaged with a Boy who must be no older than thirteen. Boy-4000Ginger-4000 Boy, his given name.: Then I sacrifice my Inpachi( Atk,1600 Def1900) to summon My summoned Skull( atk2500, def1200). And since your Diet card prevents me from attacking I end my turn. Ginger: I draw. Then I sacrifice my Tasty Apple( atk1300def1000) to Summon my Tasty Devil Cake( atk 1800 def2000), and when my tasty apple is sent from the field to the graveyard I can summon two Tasty Dumpling tokens (atk0Def100) to the field, and these are treated as winged beast, fish, plant, and beast type monsters all at once. Then I activate Ultimate offering and pay 1000 life points to summon My Tasty Battle Ox and Tasty Endives. Finally I equip mega morph to your Summoned Skull Doubling its attack and lay one card face-down on the field. Boy-4000Ginger-3000 Boy: You’re not very bright you know. No offense. Ginger: None taken. Boy: I draw- Ginger: And I activate the trap card Starvation! When I have one of each, a winged beast, beast, plant, fish, and Fairy or Fiend type monster on the field I can select one of your Monsters and inflict damage to your life points equal to its attack. Boy-0Ginger-3000Turns-5 Boy: Holy- Ginger: Yeah. Boy: That, was- Ginger: Yeah. Boy: I mean really awesome sh- Ginger: Kid can I see your Deck? Boy: Sure. He removes it from his duel disk and places it in her hand; she spreads it like a fan and tilts her head disapprovingly. Ginger: You've got too many monsters, kid, not enough support. You can't just keep summoning low-level normal monsters and hope to win. Boy: Well, I just wanted to include all of them. I mean I know I shouldn't but I thought if I really liked them, it might work you know? Like on TV. Ginger: That's silly. You can like all the cards you want but in a deck some cards are more important than others. You've got searchers, and support and the thing the searchers (beat) search for. Get it? Boy: Would it be all right if I said yeah but not really? Ginger: Yeah. Boy: Kay. Bye. He runs off, presumably to purchase new starter packs. Probably to be lured into a car by a man with candy, because they always take the innocent ones. Algy stands up and wanders towards Ginger. His suit is ironed perfectly, crisp and starched and all those other adjectives applicable to a nicely ironed suit which are pretty much crisp and starched in several different languages. Algy: Kay, so here I am, all ready. Ginger: Check your deck? Algy: Yep. Ginger: And your Duel disk? Algy: Is he going to duel me? Ginger: did you check it? Algy: Yes. Ginger: And your underwear is clean? Algy: No! I mean yes they are but you can't ask me that. Is he going to check for that? Ginger: He's very precise about his duelists. Algy: Is that a yes or No? Ginger: Come on we've got a half-hour before we have to be there but we can be early. Algy: Should I change my underwear? Ginger: Couldn't hurt. Later, in the entrance hall to a large office building, cornered by potted plants which, as everyone knows gives the impression of being outside. To one side of the room is a large arena, currently unoccupied. Ginger: Okay, well, I've just spoken to Mr. A's secretary. Algy: And? Ginger: And you're appointments been pushed back an half an hour. Algy: So we're forty-five minutes early? That's okay. What do we do? Ginger: You wait. I'm sorry boyo, but I’ve got places to be so, do me a favor and sit and be good. No leaving the building, try not to aggravate the duelists, because buddy, to be frank they're all higher ranked than you, and don't go near the pub- Algy: Bar. Ginger: bar, cause you don't need to be all bloody f-ing Algy: Effing. Ginger: Effing when they call you alright. Good, hugs and kisses, chow. Algy: Ciao. Algernon sits down on a bench near the arena. And waits. Waits for several seconds. Then minutes. Several duelists in black coats pass him by, one of them stops and gestures to the bench. Wayne P. Fischer: Guys, hey guys over here! There's a bench over here! No, I won’t come over there, you come here! Aw, bugger you. (Turns to Algy) Friends eh? The duelist places himself next to Algy and stretches his arms across the bench top. Wayne P. Fischer: Hel-lo, there, names Wayne Patriot Fischer, Nobody calls me patriot though, mostly its Wayne Pa cause I look like my pa and that's messed up doncha think? Rank's 154 in the pro-circuit. How're you. Algy: Names Algernon. Everybody calls me Algy though. Ranked 1080 in the pro-circuit. Wayne: 108 shoot, not bad. Algy: Not bad at all. Yeah. Wayne: So you lookin' for a manager? Algy: He found me actually. Wayne: Me too, his assistant was at my last duel. Introduced herself after and said “would you very much like to be represented by Victor A" And I said "Well, does he stand for Electra A" And she said “why yes he does"and I thought shoot and tarnation. Algy: He represents Electra A? Wayne: I wouldn't be surprised if she were in this buildin' right now. Algy: That's big. Wayne: Ginormous. Algy: And she's here now? Wayne: well I can't be cer-tain but sure is possible. Dwayne M. Sherman: Wayney, hey buddy, why don't you come on over to that bench. We think the secretary might be turning away Rex Raptor. Wayne: No kiddin'. Dwayne, this here is, what was your name again? Algy: Algernon. Wayne: Algernon. Rank 108. Dwayne: Hey. Listen, Wayne we're thinking of heading out. I mean He's only interested in you, so... Wayne: What'd I tell You Algernon, Friends? Dwayne: Algernon, are you Algernon X? From last week’s tournament? Algernon: What tournament? Dwayne: Yeah, yeah I think you are. Hey didn't you get to duel Joey Wheeler in the first round? Algy: And lost. Wayne: Hey, Algernon why did you not tell me you dueled Joey Wheeler? Algy: And Lost. Dwayne: Yeah. That was some victory for Joey. You had this big Guy out- Algy: Z-Cyber spirit Holy. Dwayne: Yeah and then Joey Summons Gilford the Lightning and Just flattened you. Algy: Well, what was I supposed to do? Wayne: Huh? Algy: How'd you have stopped effing Gilford the Lightning I mean you just can't. You couldn't have done any effing better. Dwayne: We could too. Algy: and I had him on the ropes. Dwayne: You didn't he just flattened you all throughout. Algy: Would you like to see, bloody flat? Wayne: What does that mean? Algy: I bloody don't know. Would you like to duel? Wayne: Huh? Algy: Well if Mr. A's only interested in you and me I'm not gonna prove myself against him. Dwayne: Hey! Wayne: Well alright then. Dwayne: Hey, don't come at me with your veiled insults I know why you challenged him. Algy: Well I did clarify pretty thoroughly why I'm dueling him, and you can't be as bloody stupid as you look so I hope you know. Wayne: That's true Dwayney-boy.Alright. Into the arena (he extends his arm towards the structure and lets Algernon pass) and let’s do the deed. Duel! Wayne-4000Algy-4000 Algy: I'll make the first move. I draw and summon Z-cyber sparrow (atk1000def1000) in attack mode. Then I activate Phoenix armor, and select my Sparrow. Then I trigger Z-cyber sparrow's effect and tribute it to inflict 1000 points of damage to you. (Cyber sparrow leaps at Wayne and explodes) Then Phoenix armor activates and allows me to summon it back to the field in defense mode sans effect. Wayne: Sans? Algy: Without its effect, bloody southerner. I lay one card face-down and end my turn. Wayne: You are awful feisty when you duel. I draw. I summon Ninja Grand Master Sasuke (Atk 1800Def1000) to the field and then activate Stumbling. Dwayne: Nice combo Wayne! Wayne: Uh-huh, so I use Ninja Grandmaster Sasuke to attack your sparrow, and his special effect causes it to be destroyed. Algy: You've triggered my Z-cyber upgrade when a Z-cyber monster is destroyed it allows me to summon a monster of higher-level from my hand, and I choose Z-cyber Condor (Atk1600def1200). Wayne: All right. I lay this card face down and end my turn. Algy-4000Wayne-3000 Algy: Okay. My Z-cyber condor's effect allows me to pay 500 life points to destroy one-face up spell or trap card once per turn, and I select Stumbling. Wayne: That one's gonna hurt me a bit. Algy: Then I tribute my condor to summon Z-cyber Leo (atk 2300 def 1200). I equip him with Rabbit punch increasing his attack to 2500. Then I attack your Sasuke. Wayne: Not just yet, Algernon X I activate my face down.I pay half my life points to activate The Continuous trap White-out. Once per turn during the battle or main phases I can select one monster on both sides of the field and make them an Un-monster, And I choose your Z-cyber Leo and my Ninja grandmaster. Now I’ll betchyou was gonna ask what an Un-monster is. Algy: No. Wayne: well, pretend you wes gonna cause I like to explain it. Love to explain it actually. An Un-Monster is a one-star, normal, zero-atk and defense, fairy type- monster. And now both of ours are one of them. Algy: Mine is still equipped with rabbit punch though so it still has a higher attack. Wayne: Nope. Algy: No? Why bloody no? Wayne: Un-monsters cannot be the targets of spell cards, so your rabbit punch is destroyed. Algy: Fine I’ll end my turn.Wayne: Alrighty. I summon My Man in Black- Sniper (atk 800 Def 800) to the field. Then I activate the continuous spell card Rewrite. Rewrite lets me send one level four or lower monster to the graveyard and give its name and stats to an Un-monster on my field if I give up one hundred points for every level and I choose My Gene-Warped Werewulf(Atk 2000 def 100 Lv. 4). Then my man in black will attack your Un-monster and my wolf will inflict 1000 points of battle damage to your life points. Algy: 1000, I thought it had two-thousand attack points?Wayne: It wouldn’t be very neighborly if I just finished you off like that. Would it? My Rewrite spell halves battle damage from monsters affected by it.Algy: Well that’s very kind.Wayne: Thank ya. Dwayne: Just finish him Pa! What’re talkin’ for?Algy: He’s still a bloody *** though.Wayne: Well, we agree on that then. I end my turn.Wayne-1100Algy: 1700 Algy: I draw and, then I activate Pot of Gluttony and I draw five cards then send five from the bottom of my deck to the graveyard. Then I activate Z-cyber scout, when there aren’t any cards on my field I can special summon one level four or lower Z-cyber monster from my hand, and I choose Z-cyber Gorilla(atk1600 def800).Then I set one monster and spell or trap card on the field. Hey, Wayne? Wayne: Yeah? Algy: If I attack are you just going to activate White-out again? Wayne: Yeah. Algy: Kay. Then I end my turn with the field spell Holy Dragon Capitol Building. A Cathedral erupts around the Duelists, sapphire walls ad beneath their feet a golden dragon-formed gateway. Wayne: Pretty nice Field. Sorta homey actchully. What’s it do? Algy: You’ll bloody see. Wayne: Nice mouth sailor. I draw and next I activate White-Out transforming Man in Black-Sniper and Your Gorilla in to Un-Monsters. Then I’ll activate Rewrite and send a second Gene-warped Werewulf to the grave to give his stats to my Un-Sniper. Then I’ll attack your Un-gorilla, and face-down card. His wolves launch themselves at Algy, and destroy Un-gorilla and His face-down. Algy: You activated the effect of My Z-cyber Shark,(His face-down,atk500def500) when it’s sent to the Graveyard I can summon Z-cyber Hammerhead (atk1500def1700) from my deck and that gains an additional 200 attack points for each Z-cyber monster on the field, which is none, so Never mind that. Wayne: Right. I end my turn. Algy-700Wayne-700 Algy: Draw and I summon my Z-cyber Phoenix (atk1700 def1600) then Activate Emergency provisions targeting my Capitol building and face-down to increase my life-points by 2000. And then I end my turn. Wayne: Out of Ideas? Algy: No. Wayne: Sure? Algy: Yeah.Wayne: Just Checking. I summon Martian Magician Girl (atk 800 def 800) and activate White-out and Rewrite; I select your phoenix and my Magician, and then a third gene-warped werewolf. And attack your Un-phoenix and Hammerhead. Algy: And my hammerhead’s second ability activates allowing me to summon a Z-cyber saw shark (atk1900def0) from my deck. Wayne: And I’ll take that down with my third wolf. Algy: and that lets me summon another Z-cyber shark to the field and add A Saw shark Guard Spell to my hand. Wayne: I’ll lay one card down and I end my turn. Algy: Seriously?Good, okay then my Capitol’s effect activates, since there is no field spell in play it returns to the field and I can add one ritual Monster to my hand. And I select My Z-cyber Spirit-Holy (Atk3000 def 2800)! Dwayne: careful Wayne, that’s the card Joey wheeler flattened. Algy: Couldn’t you say valiantly overcame? Dwayne: But that wouldn’t be true. Algy: But it would make me feel better you effing inconsiderate ***. Algy: 1500Wayne: 300 Algy: I draw. Then I’ll activate the best effect of Holy Dragon Capitol Building, by paying 1000 life points I can send one ritual spell card to the graveyard and then use its effect. I choose Cyber Spirituality. And then Tribute my shark and the Z-cyber Leo I drew to summon Z-cyber spirit holy. And his ability lets me destroy one spell or trap card on the field when he’s summoned, so your White-out is destroyed.Next I equip him with the Saw Shark Guard I added to my hand to increase his attack to 3300 and I’ll attack with Holy for the win. Wayne: Sorry to interrupt you Algernon but you forgot my facedown, negate attack! Your battle phase ends. Algy: I know what it does it’s not like every effing bugger who ever got his own show never used it. Your turn. Wayne: Sorry, Algernon it’s been real great duelin’ with ya but this turn I start with Retrigger, this spell lets me reuse the effects of continuous trap by paying with half my life points. So I can activate the effect of White-out from the Graveyard, after I summon Man in black- Inquirer from my hand. Now I transform both Inquirer and Holy into Un-Monsters. Then I’ll attack Un-Holy with My werewolf for the win. Algy-0Wayne-150Turns-10. Wayne: Hey, Great duel, Buddy. Algernon X You really had me on the ropes there. Dwayne: You blind? You flattened him? Wayne: I’m trying to be sensitive. Electra, the elite: Well, don’t be. You there, Loser. Algy: You bloody mean me? Electra: Yes I bloody mean you! My brother would like to see you. Wayne: Ma’am your brother he ain’t … Electra: My brother is Victor A. Dwayne: That makes you Electra. Electra: Yes it does. Now – (Wayne and Dwayne squeal) shut up! My Brother was observing your duel and he would like to see you. Algy: But I Lost. Electra: He is aware of that. Algy: Well shouldn’t he want the effin’ winner? Electra: He wants you. (Beat) Are you wearing clean undergarments? Algy: Changed t hem this morning they’re effing spring fresh. Electra: Good. He’s very particular about how his duelist’s wear their under things. And do try to refrain from profane language, he’s very sensitive. Wayne: What about us ma'am? Electra: You two may leave. Dwayne: What about Wayne’s contract? Electra: It is void; my brother is not interested in you. You were merely support. Now, please peaceably egress or I’ll be forced to contact building security. Algy: I don’t effing get it. Sorry Wayne pa Fischer. Wayne: Ain’t worrying about it, I’ll catch you at the next tourney. Algernon X Algy: Kay. Electra: If you’ll follow me, Victor awaits your company. On a street in Los Angeles, inside a building mad of glass and steel, down a hall walks our hero. A card in an excellent and masterful deck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnSmith Posted September 16, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 16, 2007 Very Uncomfortable situations are always made more uncomfortable in a small space. And extremely uncomfortable situations are made unbearable. It did not help Our Hero then that his first meeting with his new manager was conducted in a space comparable to a nineteen-fifty bomb shelter. Only rather than tins of food there were cats. Numbers of stuffed-brown and tan and orange cats. And one tremendously unsettling black-cat clock whose eyes ticked off seconds. Algernon had he had a say in the Geneva convention would have made damn sure that those were outlawed in all civil countries. Algy: So... Victor: So. Algy: You saw my duel. Victor: Yes, and I believed you performed splendidly. Algy: You effing realize I lost Don't you? Victor: I am aware. Algy: You still want me though. Victor: Entirely. Algy: That's bloody screwy. Victor: I believe both Ginger, it was ginger who accompanied you, yes? Good and My sister have discussed my policies on obscenity. Algy: Yeah. Victor: Then let's maintain a civil tongue, shall we? Algy: Yeah. Sure. So, are you going to interview me? Victor: Yes, that was where I was going; I thought we might enjoy the pleasantry of a drink first? Algy: Yeah. Er, No. Yeah. I mean yeah, no. No. No thank you. Victor: Yes, how rude of me your former manager did tell me that the drink was something of a temptation for you. Algy: Sort of. Victor: Then we should begin. May I see your deck please? Algy: Oh here. Algy extracts his deck from its slot in the duel disk and passes it across the desk to Victor, who takes it and spreads it like a fan in front of him. Victor: You use Z-cyber beasts? For how long? Algy: Since, I started; I used them in my first junior tournament. These are new editions, but yeah, the type, awhile. Victor: Are you able to often bring out Holy, or was today's occurrence unusual? Algy: I get him out fairly often. A couple of times a tournament. Victor: Very well. Most duelists consider the Z-cyber archetype plain. There are dozens of alternative cards with similar effects and which don’t require so much deck space. There are including the ritual z-cyber monsters, approximately twenty monsters in the set, and there are further support spell and trap cards. Algy: yeah. Victor: Why then do you use the Z-cyber cards? Algy: They’re my cards. If you can understand that I mean, I just like using them. Victor: I think that’s completely understandable. Now what other elements do you use in your deck? Algy: Um. Spells. Victor: Yes, I can see that. These equip spells, they are I believe unique? Algy: Yeah. No one else has a copy of any of those spells. Victor: And how did you come by them? Algy: I designed them, I mean not like I’m a designer but, um, when I was younger Industrial Illusions opened a design contest and the winner got seven cards of their design, and I submitted these seven, rex helm, transcendent rex helm, rabbit punch, armadillo armor, phoenix armor, Elephant Masque-spectral observation unit, and draconian helm. And they, well um they won. Victor: Splendid. Well, I feel we can finish this here if you would kindly sign this form, Algy: What does it say I give you? Victor: Your soul. Algy: (beat) Oh. Well. Victor: you are very dense, and I mean in that in its kindest interpretation. They’re rules of conduct. You just abide by them and I’ll do everything within my power to ensure your victory. Algy: So, no soul giving. Victor: Not to me at least. Algy: kay. Victor: Now to conclude your initiation I have a gift for you. Algy: Thank you? Victor: It’s a card by an ignomial designer. Algy: Ignomial? Victor: Unknown, or little known. Algy: (beat) you couldn’t have bloody- Victor: I could have, I chose not to. It’s called Providence. I believe you’ll find it exceptionally useful. Algy: Exceptionally- Victor: With exception, exceedingly. Algy: I know what exceptional means. Victor: Oh. Algy: Exceptionally useful how I was going to ask. Victor: In a way that is momentously practical. Algy: Uh-huh. Mr. A, Sir, Ginger told me that after I met with you I would have to move. Victor: Yes, I'll be placing you in an apartment building with duelists of similar skill; you I believe have been assigned a home with two other duelists presently, A Jess Y and Tag V. You will need the address; I'll have my secretary prepare directions for you. Algy: His, his name is Tag? Is his last name seek? Victor: No. And you'll find that while I tolerate such merriment Tag; will not, he is not a restrained young man. Anyway the game isn't "tag and seek", it's just tag. Algy: Oh. Victor: Nice try though. Will you require assistance with your things? Algy: Well, do I have to move today? I mean couldn't I wait for Ginger and then she could help? Victor: No, I’d like for you to be acquainted with your housemates as soon as possible. So you should be there tonight at the latest. Algy: No. I don't. Require assistance, I would like to say bye to her though. Victor: do not be so prepared to divorce yourself of her yet.You will be receiving my instructions via Ginger. Algy: Uh? Victor: Now if you'll excuse me, I have other duelists to attend to. Algy: Right. Sorry. Sir may I ask you a question? Victor: Certainly, Algernon. Algy: What’s with the cats? Victor: Do you have a problem with my Kitties? Algy: Well they’re kinda, weird, aren’t they? Victor: Yes they are. Good day then. Oh, and Algernon: Do attempt to wash your underclothes regularly; I’ll not stand to have uncleanliness in my duelists. Algy: Yes, sir. On a street in Los Angeles, well not really in Los Angeles, but just a little south and to the left, is a home of a dingy brown shade. Not unsimilar to the dried dog feces which one occasionally finds on their lawns. It is unpleasant to look at and unpleasant to live in. It is not a large home, in fact if the tenants had not been particularly lean duelists they would be constantly atop one another. There was in the bathroom an unidentifiable odor and in the kitchen an unidentifiable odor and the greatest fear of the residents was that the two were linked. There were two bedrooms and since Jess and Tag had one each Algernon was forced to share with one, preferably Jess because Tag had the look of one who made far too much noise in his sleep. His roommates were for the most part tolerable, Jess was short with mousy brown hair and gentle eyes and Tag was tall and lithe and violently blonde. Like the sight of his hair might blind you, or cause you to spontaneously combust. They stared at him.Algy: Hi. Jess: hello. (Tag, who was rearranging his cards on the kitchen table grunted without facing him)Jess: So, are you Algernon? Tag: (without glancing) who else is gonna have a key? Jess: Well. Anyone. Tag: Do you listen to yerself? Why would anyone but Algernon have a key? Algy: I like Algy actually. Jess: Don’t know. Could be a plumber or a-a Carpenter. Are there still carpenters? Algy: I guess. Jess: See? Tag: See, what?Jess: It could be a carpenter. Tag: Did you hire a carpenter. Jess: No. Tag: then it’s not a carpenter. What‘s yer name? Algy: Algernon X Tag: See. Now, G’day Algernon. Algy: I’d like Algy. Jess: Okay Algernon, This is the common room. That’s the microwave where we cook breakfast and this is the living room. And that tiled spot over through there is the kitchen, which your welcome to and through those doors are Tag’s and my rooms. And I guess you’ll share with me since Tag, I don’t think wants to share. Tag: Nope. Yer more than welcome to the couch. Jess: I already said he could sleep with me. Algy: Not like sleep with. Jess: Not like sleep with. Algy: Just to clarify. Jess: Already, figured that. Hey, why wouldn’t you sleep with me? Algy: … Jess: I mean we just met and I’m not gay, but… Algy: Um. I’m not going to answer that. Jess: Oh. Okay. Tag: Be quiet. I mean c’mon Jess the guy’s just in and yer hittin’ on him. Jess: I’m not gay. Well, - no still not gay. It’d be odd if I was though. Algy: Yeah. Tag: My god, shut up. Jess gives an apologetic grin and Tag returns to his deck. Algernon stands there with his valise in one hand and his duel disk on the other. Jess: so… Algy: So. Jess: Want to duel? Algy: Right now? Jess: Well we’ve just met, and you’ve just met Tag and tag and I have only just met- Algy: How long have you guys been here? Jess: A month or so, but it really doesn’t count with Tag. Algy: So how does a duel help me get to know you? Jess: Not an ordinary duel, A Truth Duel. Algy: What’s a truth duel? Tag: Sounds stupid. Jess: It’s a little like strip dueling. Algy: Oh. (Beat) What’s strip dueling like? Jess: That’s a little like strip poker. Algy: How much like strip poker? Jess: Well in the end everyone winds up naked so pretty much the same. Did you mean truth Duels? ‘Cause you only have to be naked in strip duels. Tag: Just tell him what it is. Jess: Truth duels work just like regular duels ‘cept when you damage your opponent’s life points you get to ask them a question and they have to answer with the truth. Algy: Um. Tag: If you really want me too, I’ll duel too. Algy: to. Tag: Huh? Algy: Never mind. Tag: Ya just gotta beg me. Say please Tag Future King of Games, Duel with me. Jess: You don’t have to, Algernon. Algy: Sure. I will, Tag bloody future King of Games Duel with me. Jess: You’re just encouraging him. Algy: And what’s the effing problem with that, Mister King wants it, he can have at it. Jess: Since when are you British? Tag: Ya really wannna? Algy: I asked, didn’t I your highness? Tag rises from the kitchen table, and inserts his deck into a duel disk lying on the table; He comes as close as he can to Algernon Puckers his lips at Algy and mimes kissing. Tag: Kiss it newbie. Algy: Aren’t we tough? Jess: I just wanted a friendly game of Truth duel.Tag: Are ya in or out Jess (he sets his duel disk on his arm)? Jess: I’m in. Algy: Goody. Jess: Do both of you know how a triangle duel works? I go, then Algernon- Algy: Algy. Jess: Then Tag and No one can attack till it comes back to me. After we’ve all had our first turns I mean. Tag: Gotcha. Algy: Ready Blondie? Tag: You’re pretty feisty for a guy with a pony-tail. Jess: Duel! Jess-4000Algy-4000Tag-4000 Jess: I begin my turn by summoning UFO Turtle (Atk 1400 Def 1200) and then I lay two cards face down and end my turn. Algernon: Kay. Draw. And I summon Z-cyber Gorilla (Atk 1600 def 800) in attack mode and then I place one card face down, and activate the equip spell card Transcendent Rex Helm and equip it to my Gorilla. Top that Spike. Tag: Who? Algernon: Just go. Tag: Okay. Fer my first turn I summon Gizmo Knight (level 3 Atk 1700 def 0) to the field. And then I lay one card face down. Turn end. Algy: Jess, we’re allowed to attack now yes? Jess: Yeah, go for it. As soon as I’m done. First I’m going to attack Gizmo Knight with my UFO Turtle, Tag: My Monster’s stronger! Jess: And I activate Hallowed life barrier I discard one card to my graveyard to negate damage taken this turn, but since my turtle is still destroyed I can activate his special effect and special summon one fire-type monster with 1500 or less attack and I choose My Flame Ruler(atk1500def1600). And Finally I’ll tribute flame ruler to summon Firestorm prominence (level 7 atk2000def1500). Tag: That’s a level seven monster though. Ya can’t tribute just one monster. Algy: Flame Ruler’s effect Your Majesty. It lets him act as two tributes for fire-type monsters. You done Jess? Jess: Yep. Go ‘head. Algy: Alright. I summon My Z-cyber tiger (atk 800 def 800) and then I’ll attack Gizmo Knight with My Gorilla. Tag: You keep forgetting my monster has a higher attack. Algy: You forgot about Transcendent Rex Helm, when the equipped monster battles a monster with greater attack I get to increase his attack by one-quarter of my monsters original attack which brings my gorilla up to 2000 atk. So Gizmo knight is destroyed then I’ll attack your life points with my tiger. Tag: I activate my face-down, Call of the Haunted so I can return My Gizmo Knight to the field. And your pussycat ain equipped with anything’ so her attack doesn’t increase. So you should quit yer attack. Algy: Brilliant deduction. End turn. Jess: wait, Algernon you get to ask a question. Algy: What? Jess: It’s a truth duel you can ask Tag a question 'cause you damaged his life points. Algy: Right. So, where were you Born Lordship, effing London? Tag: I was born in the southern US. Fer yer information. Algy: Right, get on with it. Tag: I draw. Then I activate the effect of Gizmo Knight Plus (atk 1900def 0), I can special summon it to the field by sacrificing one Gizmo Knight. Then I summon Gizmo Black Cat(atk 300 def 300) and its effect let’s me special summon one level three monster from my hand and I choose Gizmo Lupine Ex(atk 1500 def 0) Then I lay one card face down and attack your Tiger with Lupine Ex. There is a platinum flash and the tiger disappears, then Lupine Ex returns to Tag’s field, wavers for a moment and then explodes. Tag: Hey! Algy: My Tiger’s ability takes your Monster with it. Tag: Yer a Jackass. Algy: Bloody effing congrats to you too. Jess; You going to ask anything Tag? Tag: Yeah. Where’s yer momma? Cause I’m sendin’ ya back to her. Algy: Brazil. Jess: Really? Algy: Yeah. Tag: Ya don’t seem Mexican. Algy: I wouldn’t. Your turn Jess. Jess-4000Algy-3300, Mother lives in Brazil. Not Mexican.Tag- 3700, raised in the south. Jess: Right first I summon Whirlwind prodigy (Atk 1500 Def1600) in attack mode, and equip him with axe of despair raising his attack to 2500. Then I activate the continuous spell card Phantom’s Mirror Chamber. Once per turn I can select an attribute and change all monsters on my side of the field, my hand and graveyard to that attribute and I choose fire. Then I’ll have Whirlwind prodigy attack Z-cyber Gorilla and Firestorm Prominence attack Gizmo Black Cat. And because I’ve inflicted damage to both of your life points I get to ask both of you a question. I’ll ask both of you the same question any girlfriends? Algy: No. But the second effect of Transcendent Rex Helm Activates, when it’s sent to the graveyard I can draw a card. Jess: And Tag? Tag: No. Jess: Alright. End turn. Algy: I summon Z-cyber condor in attack mode, and then I activate the Field spell Holy Dragon Capitol Building. Then I activate my condor’s effect I pay 500 life points to destroy My Capitol Building. End turn. Jess: Interesting. Tag: stupid. I draw, and activate the effect of Gizmo Knight Plus, I tribute him to special summon Gizmo Knight Omega (atk 2300 def0) to the field. Then I summon a second Gizmo Black Cat and Special Summon Gizmo Sphinx (atk 0 def 1900) in face-up defense mode. Then I activate my face-down, Merger! This trap card let’s me tribute two level three monsters on my field to special summon one level six monster of the same type, and I summon Gizmo Teal Long(atk 2400def0) And then I can discard one monster from my hand to add two level three monsters from my graveyard to it thanks to my Long. Then I’ll have Long attack condor. And After that (Long connects with Algy’s condor and it crashes into the ground) Omega can attack yer Firestorm promi- prominence. The knight rushes forward, cuts across the Lizard with his sword and is engulfed by flame which spreads to Gizmo teal Long. Jess: When my Firestorm Prominence is destroyed all monsters on the field except fire monsters are destroyed. So your earth Monsters are all destroyed. Tag: Crap. Jess: But you do get to ask us both questions. Ask me something. Tag: Okay, where’d you grow up? Jess: San Fran. But that’s not very interesting. Tag: And you. What’s yer favorite color? Algy: Me? Effing royal purple. Jess: Is there a royal purple, I thought it was blue? Algy: Effing royal blue then. Jess-3700. Born In San, Francisco.Algy-2000, No girlfriends, favorite color is effing royal something.Tag-2000, No girlfriends. Jess: That’s getting annoying. Algy: Yeah? Tag: So? Jess: I just cleared your fields, and have a monster strong enough to take down both of you. You Guys realize I’m winning, right? Tag: yer not. Algy: Yeah? Effing so? Jess: I activate my face down Spiritual Fire Art – Kurenai, I can tribute my Whirlwind prodigy to inflict his original attack as direct damage to my opponent’s life points, but since this is a triangle duel, special rules apply and I can halve that damage to strike both of my opponents. So you both receive 750 points of damage. Then I activate the effect of Phantom’s Mirror Chamber so all of the monsters in my graveyard become earth type, and I remove my whirlwind prodigy from play to Summon Gigantes (Atk1900def1300) to the field. And I end my turn. Wait, first I’m going to ask both of you a question. Tag, what’s your family like? Tag: Loud. Jess: And Algy, your family? Algy: Can we get on with it? Jess: Well? Algy: Bloody perfect. Like angels with menopause. Now, since your turn is over and there are no field cards in play My Holy Dragon Capitol Building returns to the field, and I can add one ritual monster card to my hand and I choose Z-cyber spirit Shadow(atk1800def 1600). Then, I activate my face-down, Metal Reflect slime (level 10 atk0 def3000); a trap monster card. It’s treated like both a trap and Aqua-type water attribute monster. Then I’ll activate My Capitol’s second ability I pay 1000 life points to send one ritual spell to the graveyard and activate its effect and I choose Cyber Atheism, I can then Tribute My Metal Reflect Slime to Summon Shadow to the field. And then I’ll attack Tag for the Win. Tag: Crap! Damn Mexican. Algy: So what’s it feel like to lose Kingie? Tag: Like sunshine. Jess: What do you mean for the win? You still have to take me down. Jess: 3700Algy: 250Tag-0 Jess: So Algy, Can anyone use the effect of your field? Algy: Yeah, if you have the right ritual monster in your hand, all you have to do is pay 1000 life points. Tag: Take him Jess! Jess: Right. So then I pay 1000 life points to send Doriado’s blessing to the Graveyard, and then send Trojan horse from my hand to special summon Elemental Mistress Doriado to the field. Then I activate Phantom’s Mirror Chamber to change her and my Gigantes into wind attribute Monsters. And then I’ll sacrifice them both to summon Aeolus the Air Gigas (Atk, 2000 def1600) a monster who can only be summoned by tributing two wind type monsters on my field. And I’ll attack your Shadow with him. The enormous oddly rabbit-shaped ogre lunges at the Ninja. Algy: When shadow is destroyed though I can place two spell or trap cards on my field from my deck. Jess: Okay, second-to-last question, why’d you sign with Mr. A? Algy: Same reason you did. He kind of creeped me out. Jess: Huh... Kay. Algy: Now, I draw. And Activate my first face-down card the spell card Providence, this card allows me to summon a monster destroyed by battle from the Graveyard and I choose Z-cyber spirit shadow. Then I activate my second face-down card Limiter Removal! This doubles shadows attack points to 3600. I’ll have shadow halve her attack so she can attack you directly which means you lose 1800 life points. Tag: C’mon Jess! Take him. Jess: Quiet Tag. Algy: So, Jess, What’s your home life like? Jess: Good, my sister just had a baby and my brother graduated with his masters in Business. Algy: That’s all? Jess: I think you’re forgetting at the end of your turn Shadow is destroyed. Shadow collapses outward. Algy: Which means the second effect of Providence is triggered, when a monster summoned by Providence is destroyed other than by battle both players lose life points equal to the attack of the monster, which means it’s a draw. Jess-0Algy-0Tag- -1800 Jess: That was fun, nice combo at the end. I really thought I was going to win. And easily. Algy: Would have been effing better if I had won. At least I managed to stay in the Game Longer than the Future King of Games. How do you feel Tag and Seek? Tag: What did you call me? Algy: I’m sorry, would you prefer price Tag my Effing Lordship. Or Taggard? Tag: What? Jess: That one’s a bit of a stretch. What do you want to do about dinner? Fruit Loops okay? Algy: Sure. What about you Prince Charming? Tag: That doesn’t make sense. Algy: Sure it does. Just think a bit. I realize that’s difficult what with the radioactive waste on your head, but you could try. A black cat ticks off seconds, his eyes rush back and forth across the desk, where Victor reviews a tape on his Computer. Shadow reappears by the effect of Providence. Electra: That’s one of his cards. You really oughtn’t to distribute them so readily. It’s demeaning. And to Duelists of such a standard. Victor: Electra, be tolerant, these boys are quite unique I assure you. I do hope I’m not being cryptic. Electra: Entirely but it’s endearing Victor. Victor: Good. Now I believe I am prepared to retire for the evening. Will you join me for dinner? Electra: Certainly Victor. (Beat) Victor? Victor: Yes? Electra: It’s staring at me. Victor: Don’t be silly Electra, It’s staring at them. At the Feces Brown Home Jess: How are your fruit loops Algernon?Algy: Good. Oh. Algy. People call me Algy. Jess: Why? Algy: Well I like Algy, and Algernon’s kind of odd. Tag: And Algy ain’t? Jess isn’t that a type of plant that grows in the ocean? Jess: That’s Algae. Tag: Yeah. Algy: Shut it Goldilocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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