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ATTN: People who think laws against suicide are stupid.


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i completely agree with you guys. I just cant come up with a reason why suicide should be illegal other than that. I also like the comment Crab, you made everyone around me laugh (literally). and ragnarok1945 you can see how hard it is to say a theory on how someone can be accused for suicide, right? Anybody, if there is a way some one would be accused for suicide please tell.

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I think a therapist can easily tell such symptoms' date=' and that should be enough to at least begin the accusations until proven wrong (which also isn't too hard either)

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I can't even tell what you're trying to say here. >_> I'm fairly sure it doesn't take a therapist to recognize the symptoms of having committed suicide; they generally involve cardiac arrest, kidney failure, invisibly slow breathing, a lack of movement, and being placed in a coffin.

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I think a therapist can easily tell such symptoms' date=' and that should be enough to at least begin the accusations until proven wrong (which also isn't too hard either)

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I can't even tell what you're trying to say here. >_> I'm fairly sure it doesn't take a therapist to recognize the symptoms of having committed suicide; they generally involve cardiac arrest, kidney failure, invisibly slow breathing, a lack of movement, and being placed in a coffin.

 

 

Crab beat me to it >.<

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Aren't most anti-suicide laws merely leftovers from a long gone, overly Christian eras? I can't come up with a decent enough reason to make attempted suicide punishable.

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What the hell?

 

You people have changed the topic completely :|

 

Obviously therapy is a personal choice.

 

Like Crab said, I doubt that the therapist ever tries to get the patient to kill their self.


 

I just now noticed something. Therapist is spelled "the rapist".

 

This topic is now about therapists who turned out to be rapists.

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I just now noticed something. Therapist is spelled "the rapist".

 

This topic is now about therapists who turned out to be rapists.

 

"Okay' date=' Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over — an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist."

 

 

 

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I just now noticed something. Therapist is spelled "the rapist".

 

This topic is now about therapists who turned out to be rapists.

 

you just figured it out? I also like the second half of the comment.

 

On topic: How about we stop because it is mostly pointless to answer the question on how suicide should be illegal because the topic keeps going of course. how about have a mod lock it and stop have us from changing the topic that will only lead us to nowhere except another answer to another question that isn't related to the topic.

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I just now noticed something. Therapist is spelled "the rapist".

 

This topic is now about therapists who turned out to be rapists.

 

you just figured it out? I also like the second half of the comment.

 

On topic: How about we stop because it is mostly pointless to answer the question on how suicide should be illegal because the topic keeps going of course. how about have a mod lock it and stop have us from changing the topic that will only lead us to nowhere except another answer to another question that isn't related to the topic.

 

The topic changing wouldn't be a problem if you all didn't seem to suffer from attention deficit ooh shiny.

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I just now noticed something. Therapist is spelled "the rapist".

 

This topic is now about therapists who turned out to be rapists.

 

you just figured it out? I also like the second half of the comment.

 

On topic: How about we stop because it is mostly pointless to answer the question on how suicide should be illegal because the topic keeps going of course. how about have a mod lock it and stop have us from changing the topic that will only lead us to nowhere except another answer to another question that isn't related to the topic.

 

The topic changing wouldn't be a problem if you all didn't seem to suffer from attention deficit ooh shiny.

 

I don't suffer from attention deficit ooh shiny!!!

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Having laws against suicide would be good. Example:

emo kid: I wanna kill myself

Police: stop right there!

Emo kid: i;m gonna jump off the building.

emo is about to jump.

Police: sorry thats illigle. I;m gonna have to take you in.

Emo kid. D'oh

And that brings the suicide rate down.

Remember kids, instead of going to hell you could go to jail!

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Having laws against suicide would be good. Example:

emo kid: I wanna kill myself

Police: stop right there!

Emo kid: i;m gonna jump off the building.

emo is about to jump.

Police: sorry thats illigle. I;m gonna have to take you in.

Emo kid. D'oh

And that brings the suicide rate down.

 

When Willieh said "Obviously therapy is a personal choice", I thought we were getting somewhere.

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