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Do you think we should relocate Polar Bears to Antarctica?  

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  1. 1. Do you think we should relocate Polar Bears to Antarctica?

    • No, that is a dumb idea
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    • Sure! I don't think anything will go wrong.
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Ok, I was just poking around the internet and found an idea that is so stupid, I just had to tell people about it.

Essentially, since Global Warming (*cough cough bull cough cough*) is causing the Northern Ice Cap to melt, certian "Scientists" are thinking of relocating Polar Bears to Antarctica.

If you have no idea why this is stupid, click on the spoiler.

[spoiler=Really?]There are penguins there! Penguins that stand still for 3 months. That would cause 2 species to become extinct: Penguins from all of the males getting eaten and the eggs freezing to death, and Polar Bears from heart desease from eating too much Penguin.

 

 

What the heck is wrong with some people?

 

[spoiler=Article] http://www.spiegel.de/international/spiegel/0,1518,519271,00.html

 

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Wow. These people are seriously retarded.

 

my words exactly.However, polar bears are not so subject to get heart disease, this would rather help them.Also, penguins are rather good at hiding, sliding away from predators.Like other rouge south pole animals.So, this would be pretty bad, but not that bad ;)

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... The heart desease thing was a joke lampooning the Obesity Scare in the United States

And Male Penguins are out in the open (albeit far enough away from where Seals and Walruses can get to them) but cannot move too much in order to prevent the eggs from touching the ice and freezing. (Hooray for March of the Penguins)

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