Zhoech Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 Now, I'm sure many of you have encountered little shits in supermarkets. Little kids running about and knocking things over, being rude, walking all over their parents, you know the kind. But the worst are the biters. Yes, those little bastards that feel it is okay to bite you whenever they feel like it. Okay, here's the best part. A biter got me today when I was grocery stopping. He broke the funking skin, too. This was when the gears started turning, the moment I saw a tiny sprickle of blood on the little sheet's teeth as he was grinning at me like the little jabroni he is. I made my eyes get wide, and started screaming "sheet! sheet!." Now, my good friend, Tom we'll call him, was there too, and he instantly picked up on it. He started shouting "funk! MAYBE HE DIDN'T GET IT! funk!". By now, the kid is scared shitless and starts crying, and instantly, Mizz mommy appears out of nowhere and starts getting pissy at us for yelling at her kid. Here's the kicker, I look her straight in the eye and say, "mommy'am, get your son tested as soon as possible, he just bit me and I'm... I'm funking HIV POSITIVE." And now there is silence. Not a peep in the entire store. The brat knows he just funked up big time because his mommy isn't defending his ass. She just stares at me wide eyed. I walk away from them, buy my sheet from the wide eyed cashier, all the while blood is dripping from my calf, making a nice little trail on the floor. And, just as we leave, we start to hear the mommy sobbing. Sobbing like the jabroni she is. I have never felt any more satisfaction than the moment I heard that sob. I'm not really HIV Positive, but that little sheet must've gotten in a fuckheap of trouble. Is epic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 1. Post a funny Copypastsa2. Leave it open for discussion3. Wait for a response4. Wait for FP to say there's too much vulgarity in it5. ???6. PROFIT! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abstract [Atrocity] Posted December 30, 2008 Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 i remember taht 1 guy who alreddy did dis a coupla weekz ago but w/o profanityit was funny den seeing it twyce not az much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zhoech Posted December 30, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 30, 2008 1. Post a funny Copypastsa2. Leave it open for discussion3. Wait for a response4. Wait for FP to say there's too much vulgarity in it5. ???6. PROFIT!Exactly what I was aiming for! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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