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I am trying to learn guitar, it's just not going so well.

My parents are the poorest people I know and could never afford lessons (unless we went without food), and I don't get crap from things on youtube. Plus, whenever I try something, it never sounds the same.

And my guitar's out of tune, although my tuner says it's fine.

All I can do is like the first 5 seconds of Pull me Under, the intro to Through Glass, one section of Master of Puppets, the Intro to One, most of They Say and the intro to BYOB, despite sounding like total bulls**t.

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Guitar is cool, but I would like to remain classical and learn piano. I love the piano, but my parents aren't doing much to get me lessons because I already play the clarinet. I'm learning bit by bit from my friend, Robyn, though, but she quit her lessons because its getting to expensive. So sad. I'll never learn how to play. T.T

 

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I tried to by insulting the spelling of Cello.

 

On that subject' date=' I really dislike American English.

 

British English is so much more proper, wouldn't you say?

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I don't know, I'd much rather have a Burgar and Fries than Fish and Chips.

 

Nonsense. Plaice and Chips, with salt but no vinegar, is amazing. Burgers suck, and fries suck too.

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I tried to by insulting the spelling of Cello.

 

On that subject' date=' I really dislike American English.

 

British English is so much more proper, wouldn't you say?

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I don't know, I'd much rather have a Burgar and Fries than Fish and Chips.

 

Nonsense. Plaice and Chips, with salt but no vinegar, is amazing. Burgers suck, and fries suck too.

 

fries do not suck. They are fried with love and compassion, they are the loveliest food in the world. Long ago in the Roman days, Zeus created fries as a insignia of devotion to the gods and the love for them. The fries were not eaten, but were adorned with jewels and oil, regarded as Gods themselves. Everyone loved the fries more than the gods, which angered the Ceasar and Zeus, and soon enough, the Gods casted the fries out of heaven, and tossed them into the underworld, which consisted of nothing but oil. Hades punished the fries in boiling pits of oil for thousands of years, until Americans drilled into the underworld and found the fries, declaring them as their loves forevermore.

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You all suck. Have a good apple' date=' don't kill an animal. On that note, I want a cat.

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Elemental Hero Meatman Disagrees. Meat has protein, apples do not. Meat screams when you stab it with a knife, apples dont. Meat bleeds, apples don't, therefore, without math, we are cavemen eating mud.

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You all suck. Have a good apple' date=' don't kill an animal. On that note, I want a cat.

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Apples are terrible as fruits.

 

It's full of nothing but starch; fills you up and that's it.

 

If Starch didn't exist then the Goblin's would'nt have gone extinct.

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You all suck. Have a good apple' date=' don't kill an animal. On that note, I want a cat.

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Apples are terrible as fruits.

 

It's full of nothing but starch; fills you up and that's it.

 

If Starch didn't exist then the Goblin's would'nt have gone extinct.

 

 

Actually, apples have vitamins, minerals, sugar, and fiber. French fries/potatoes are the ones that only have starch.

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You all suck. Have a good apple' date=' don't kill an animal. On that note, I want a cat.

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Apples are terrible as fruits.

 

It's full of nothing but starch; fills you up and that's it.

 

If Starch didn't exist then the Goblin's would'nt have gone extinct.

 

 

But remember in 1982 when the last of the Goblin clans declared war on the world and the only thing that could have defeated them was starch? It was in self defense, it was either the Goblins or the humans.

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Goblins were the reason we even knew how to create a toilet, let alone use it. It was their hygeine that made us who we were, and we betrayed them. Those short little beings that taught us how to weild a sword and seduce the alcoholic wenches at the Hostel. If it wasn't for them we wouldn't be here talking about Starch!!!

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