Fen. Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Today in my health class, our teacher paired us up with a partner of the opposite sex. Then she sat us down and said, "Look at the person sitting in the desk next to you, you two are going to have a baby today!" ( :shock: Cue people gagging and crying, cept me cuz I got a babe for a partner) She then gave us a sheet of paper and a coin. We were to flip the coin 100 times and if it was heads, the baby would be a boy, if it was tails, it would be a girl. We came up with 48 girls and 52boys. Then the teacher gave us the super fun job of naming the kids. Then me and Hayley came up with 100 of the wierdest and funniest names for babies and kids out there. Here are the list for HyuugaKing's and Hayley's 100 childern. 1. Chriysanthumum 2. Camisha 3. Jammal 4. Lillian 5. Shaniqua 6. Nicoletta 7. Dillilah 8. Jesus 9. Fatisha10. Jebediha11. Ricard12. Niniqua13. Billian14. Definisha15. Carlosa16. LaLengua17. Korianna18. Stellina19. Braddy20. Banjoe21. Antwon22. Fettuchini23. Velchuitz24 & 25: Twins Tarda and Turda26. Jesus 227. Lookerla28. Lute29. Artura30. Clis Clop31. That Asian32. *indian sound*33. Jew Boy34. Jew Girl35. Shemale36. Shemale Jr.37. Elmo38. Apple39. Bilingua40. Saturday41. December42. Trudds43. Chewbaka44. Emerald Rainy Skies45. Rain46. Cloud47. Axy48. Roky49. T T Tuck50. Rift co.51. Ula52. Blackjack53. Craps54. Poker Face55. Jack56. Ace57. Ditzo58. Pritzo59. Pluptilla60. Angel61. Devil62. Satan Jr63. Redneck64. Kill Billy65. Dinner66. Breakinbod67. Kotisha68. Jit Kittens69. Toptsy70. Poopers71. Popped Sid72. Ching Bling73. Hill-Billy74. Kotex75. Aqua76. Jasmine77. Yasmine78. Tasmine79. Marine80. Marina81. Milk82. Cheeky83. Fuk84. Fergie Jr85. Robbit86. Harry Potter87. Slappy88. Chuckles89. Shocky90. Blitz91. Criptilcorbo92. Bud93. Coors94. Sprinkles95. Jesus 396. McDonnald97. Mr. Tweetums98. Evangeline99. Ericola100. Mistake And that's my posible family in the future!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
∮.Ғσяgσттeи.SσℓÐιєя.∮ Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Today in my health class' date=' our teacher paired us up with a partner of the opposite sex. Then she sat us down and said, "Look at the person sitting in the desk next to you, you two are going to have a baby today!" ( :shock: Cue people gagging and crying, cept me cuz I got a babe for a partner) She then gave us a sheet of paper and a coin. We were to flip the coin 100 times and if it was heads, the baby would be a boy, if it was tails, it would be a girl. We came up with 48 girls and 52boys. Then the teacher gave us the super fun job of naming the kids. Then me and Hayley came up with 100 of the wierdest and funniest names for babies and kids out there. Here are the list for HyuugaKing's and Hayley's 100 childern. 1. Chriysanthumum 2. Camisha 3. Jammal 4. Lillian 5. Shaniqua 6. Nicoletta 7. Dillilah 8. Jesus 9. Fatisha10. Jebediha11. Ricard12. Niniqua13. Billian14. Definisha15. Carlosa16. LaLengua17. Korianna18. Stellina19. Braddy20. Banjoe21. Antwon22. Fettuchini23. Velchuitz24 & 25: Twins Tarda and Turda26. Jesus 227. Lookerla28. Lute29. Artura30. Clis Clop31. That Asian32. *indian sound*33. Jew Boy34. Jew Girl35. Shemale36. Shemale Jr.37. Elmo38. Apple39. Bilingua40. Saturday41. December42. Trudds43. Chewbaka44. Emerald Rainy Skies45. Rain46. Cloud47. Axy48. Roky49. T T Tuck50. Rift co.51. Ula52. Blackjack53. Craps54. Poker Face55. Jack56. Ace57. Ditzo58. Pritzo59. Pluptilla60. Angel61. Devil62. Satan Jr63. Redneck64. Kill Billy65. Dinner66. Breakinbod67. Kotisha68. Jit Kittens69. Toptsy70. Poopers71. Popped Sid72. Ching Bling73. Hill-Billy74. Kotex75. Aqua76. Jasmine77. Yasmine78. Tasmine79. Marine80. Marina81. Milk82. Cheeky83. Fuk84. Fergie Jr85. Robbit86. Harry Potter87. Slappy88. Chuckles89. Shocky90. Blitz91. Criptilcorbo92. Bud93. Coors94. Sprinkles95. Jesus 396. McDonnald97. Mr. Tweetums98. Evangeline99. Ericola100. Mistake And that's my posible family in the future!![/quote'] Um, thnaks for sharing, that is so wierd,,,i would have sigged it if i had room in my sig.....Are we supposed to say something about how wierd that is, or what? <_< Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 There should be a "Sex God" in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fen. Posted January 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Yeah, should have, I think I'll add him in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodrun Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 How the heck did you get twins? Also, for the lulz you shouldve used: ShaquefaBubba Ray JrBubba Jr. Jr.Ricky BobbyShuhomuhal (shu-ho-muh-hal) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fen. Posted January 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 I almost put in BIG BERTHA and DA SMEXXXXXX GOD!!!!And Destructicus Maximus Sexicus Lol, Shaquefa...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Today in my health class' date=' our teacher paired us up with a partner of the opposite sex. Then she sat us down and said, "Look at the person sitting in the desk next to you, you two are going to have a baby today!" ( :shock: Cue people gagging and crying, cept me cuz I got a babe for a partner) She then gave us a sheet of paper and a coin. We were to flip the coin 100 times and if it was heads, the baby would be a boy, if it was tails, it would be a girl. We came up with 48 girls and 52boys. Then the teacher gave us the super fun job of naming the kids. Then me and Hayley came up with 100 of the wierdest and funniest names for babies and kids out there. Here are the list for HyuugaKing's and Hayley's 100 childern. 1. Chriysanthumum 2. Camisha 3. Jammal 4. Lillian 5. Shaniqua 6. Nicoletta 7. Dillilah 8. Jesus 9. Fatisha10. Jebediha11. Ricard12. Niniqua13. Billian14. Definisha15. Carlosa16. LaLengua17. Korianna18. Stellina19. Braddy20. Banjoe21. Antwon22. Fettuchini23. Velchuitz24 & 25: Twins Tarda and Turda26. Jesus 227. Lookerla28. Lute29. Artura30. Clis Clop31. That Asian[b']32. *indian sound*[/b]33. Jew Boy34. Jew Girl35. Shemale36. Shemale Jr.37. Elmo38. Apple39. Bilingua40. Saturday41. December42. Trudds43. Chewbaka44. Emerald Rainy Skies45. Rain46. Cloud47. Axy48. Roky49. T T Tuck50. Rift co.51. Ula52. Blackjack53. Craps54. Poker Face55. Jack56. Ace57. Ditzo58. Pritzo59. Pluptilla60. Angel61. Devil62. Satan Jr63. Redneck64. Kill Billy65. Dinner66. Breakinbod67. Kotisha68. Jit Kittens69. Toptsy70. Poopers71. Popped Sid72. Ching Bling73. Hill-Billy74. Kotex75. Aqua76. Jasmine77. Yasmine78. Tasmine79. Marine80. Marina81. Milk82. Cheeky83. Fuk84. Fergie Jr85. Robbit86. Harry Potter87. Slappy88. Chuckles89. Shocky90. Blitz91. Criptilcorbo92. Bud93. Coors94. Sprinkles95. Jesus 396. McDonnald97. Mr. Tweetums98. Evangeline99. Ericola100. Mistake101. Cay And that's my posible family in the future!! Do 1 of the bolded 1's. <_< I didn't add anything... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragnarok1945 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Today in my health class' date=' our teacher paired us up with a partner of the opposite sex. Then she sat us down and said, "Look at the person sitting in the desk next to you, you two are going to have a baby today!" ( :shock: Cue people gagging and crying, cept me cuz I got a babe for a partner) She then gave us a sheet of paper and a coin. We were to flip the coin 100 times and if it was heads, the baby would be a boy, if it was tails, it would be a girl. We came up with 48 girls and 52boys. Then the teacher gave us the super fun job of naming the kids. Then me and Hayley came up with 100 of the wierdest and funniest names for babies and kids out there. Here are the list for HyuugaKing's and Hayley's 100 childern. 1. Chriysanthumum 2. Camisha 3. Jammal 4. Lillian 5. Shaniqua 6. Nicoletta 7. Dillilah 8. Jesus 9. Fatisha10. Jebediha11. Ricard12. Niniqua13. Billian14. Definisha15. Carlosa16. LaLengua17. Korianna18. Stellina19. Braddy20. Banjoe21. Antwon22. Fettuchini23. Velchuitz24 & 25: Twins Tarda and Turda26. Jesus 227. Lookerla28. Lute29. Artura30. Clis Clop31. That Asian32. *indian sound*33. Jew Boy34. Jew Girl35. Shemale36. Shemale Jr.37. Elmo38. Apple39. Bilingua40. Saturday41. December42. Trudds43. Chewbaka44. Emerald Rainy Skies45. Rain46. Cloud47. Axy48. Roky49. T T Tuck50. Rift co.51. Ula52. Blackjack53. Craps54. Poker Face55. Jack56. Ace57. Ditzo58. Pritzo59. Pluptilla60. Angel61. Devil62. Satan Jr63. Redneck64. Kill Billy65. Dinner66. Breakinbod67. Kotisha68. Jit Kittens69. Toptsy70. Poopers71. Popped Sid72. Ching Bling73. Hill-Billy74. Kotex75. Aqua76. Jasmine77. Yasmine78. Tasmine79. Marine80. Marina81. Milk82. Cheeky83. Fuk84. Fergie Jr85. Robbit86. Harry Potter87. Slappy88. Chuckles89. Shocky90. Blitz91. Criptilcorbo92. Bud93. Coors94. Sprinkles95. Jesus 396. McDonnald97. Mr. Tweetums98. Evangeline99. Ericola100. Mistake And that's my posible family in the future!![/quote'] Giving birth to 100 babies. Now THAT is called gone mad with breeding power Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fen. Posted January 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Her vag is gonna be like the grand canyon by the time I'm done..... :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragnarok1945 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 you intend for her to fit 100 babies in her? She'll explode LONG before that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 97. Mr. Tweetums Epic name, can I steal it to use on the baby I wish I had? ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fen. Posted January 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 97. Mr. Tweetums Epic name' date=' can I steal it to use on the baby I wish I had? ;)[/quote']Lol, go ahead, but he has to be named Mr. Tweetums #2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragnarok1945 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 I'll make sure when I get a kid to call him Mr. Tweetums #3 then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fen. Posted January 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 I'll make sure when I get a kid to call him Mr. Tweetums #3 thenLol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragnarok1945 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 unless it's a she, in which case I'll be free to name her Ms. Tweetums (she doesn't get the Mrs. until she gets married) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fen. Posted January 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 unless it's a she' date=' in which case I'll be free to name her Ms. Tweetums (she doesn't get the Mrs. until she gets married)[/quote']:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bakura Vessal Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 You missed Adof Hitler Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragnarok1945 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 unless it's a she' date=' in which case I'll be free to name her Ms. Tweetums (she doesn't get the Mrs. until she gets married)[/quote']:lol: plus the fact I'd probably have to give my approval before she can change it to Mrs. anyway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 You missed Adolf Hitler and Jackie Chan Fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 I swear, next person to quote what the Topic Creator wrote when he first posted the topic without a spoiler, I will hurt you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fen. Posted January 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 Nicely put Akiza, that DID get on my nerves when they did that......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catman25 Posted January 8, 2009 Report Share Posted January 8, 2009 I don't know why, but Saturday is a cool name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragnarok1945 Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 I wonder if anyone has actually named their 7 children on the days of the week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimiri of the Muse Posted January 9, 2009 Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 ok you and your wife are going to get some serious tax reduction Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fen. Posted January 9, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 9, 2009 ok you and your wife are going to get some serious tax reductionlol, I don't even think THAT would cover it.........I'd be working at Dunkin Dohnuts at 70 and THAT wouldn't be enough. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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