Lemniscate Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Conspiracies are strange, they most often make no sense, and just seem like attention grabbers. Lets discuss some classics:[spoiler=List]-George Bush caused 9/11-The moon landing was faked-AIDS was created by the Reagan administration to kill black people-Lee Harvey Oswald wasn't the only JFK assasin-Walt Disney froze himself and lives in a giant vault under Disney World.-Oprah is plotting world domination.-Crack was introduced to keep the black man down. -The portrait of Matilda made by Leonardo DaVinci has a code for a secret Catholic organization.-Snickers bars are really sentient beings from another dimension who wish to conquer us.-Aliens have infiltrated even the deepest bowels of our government.-The government is hiding aliens.-World War II was caused inadvertently by African flamingos in South Africa. -Tom Cruise starred in Valkarie for the sole purpose of spreading Scientology to Germany-Former President Bush jr caused the levees in New Orleans to fail-FDR knew about Pearl Harbor ahead of time -The TCG's current meta is horrible because Konami is eating cereal instead of fixing things.-The White House was created a hide the chemical signature of a nuclear warhead -KFC is controled by the KKK and they're chicken is loaded with drugs (that only affect African Americans or Hispanics) to sterilize the black man. -Elvis Presley didn't do drugs! -In the time of the 2008 Olympics, Chinese milk were discovered to produce kidney stones in your body.-The Police Force of America frames ghetto dwellers in cities like Chicago, L.A., etc... just to put Blacks and Hispanics in Prison, and the Government pays the inmates to stay in Prison so they will not say one word about it. -Ash Ketchum is Prof. Oak's illegitimate child. If you have more, then say them and I will add them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Walt Disney froze himself and lives in a giant vault under Disney World. Oprah is plotting world domination. And Crack was introduced to keep the black man down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemniscate Posted January 27, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Excelsior!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davok Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 The portrait of Matilda made by Leonardo DaVinci has a code for a secret Catholic organization. Snickers bars are really sentient beings from another dimension who wish to conquer us. Aliens have infiltrated even the deepest bowels of our government. The government is hiding aliens. World War II was caused inadvertently by African flamingos in South Africa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrometheusMFD Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 Tom Cruise starred in Valkarie for the sole purpose of spreading Scientology to GermanyEdit: Former President Bush jr caused the levees in New Orleans to failFDR knew about Pearl Harbor ahead of time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Docomodake Posted January 27, 2009 Report Share Posted January 27, 2009 The TCG's current meta is horrible because Konami is eating cereal instead of fixing things. Chester Cheetah wasn't allowed in a restaraunt becuase Darth Vader didn't like orange people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemniscate Posted January 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Excelsior Mucho!!!!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekstasy Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Life is a conspiracy.Evolution is a conspiracy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Life is a conspiracy.Evolution is a conspiracy. Your conspiracy is a conspiracy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemniscate Posted January 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Back to topic... The White House was created a hide the chemical signature of a nuclear warhead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabris Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Lessee: Elvis Presley didn't do drugs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 M. Night Shamallamalan knows how to make good movies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zeroshot Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Paul McCartney died it 1965KFC is controled by the KKK and they're chicken is loaded with drugs (that only affect African Americans or Hispanics) to sterilize the black man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemniscate Posted January 28, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Need more.Need more conspiracies.Hungry...Hungry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Freeman The Master Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 ooh did you know that several of the largest baking companies presidents in America like Chase in the 1930s tried to enlist a high brass general to make a the U.S. a Dictation ship? but the first one is true its OIL Man! and the second one is false we did land on the moon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 In the time of the 2008 Olympics, Chinese milk were discovered to produce kidney stones in your body. Lulz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Ash Ketchum is Prof. Oak's illegitimate child.(And if you think about it.... Ash = type of tree, Oak = type of tree, Gary =/= type of tree) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesusofChaos™ Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Go on google video and watch a film called Loose Change an 1hr 20 min documentary about the 9/11 attacks. The evidence is very compelling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsterikcAde Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 The Police Force of America frames ghetto dwellers in cities like Chicago, L.A., etc... just to put Blacks and Hispanics in Prison, and the Government pays the inmates to stay in Prison so they will not say one word about it. Think about it...why are so much Blacks and Hispanics are in Prison? It's a conspiracy I tell ya!Ash Ketchum is Prof. Oak's illegitimate child.(And if you think about it.... Ash = type of tree' date=' Oak = type of tree, Gary =/= type of tree)[/quote'] No, Ash is Giovanni's illegitimate son, if you freeze a frame of one Episode of Ash and Giovanni, they look exactly the same! And Professor Oak is Giovanni's older brother, so that means that Professor Oak is Ash's Uncle! Think about it! In the first episode of Pokemon, Ash's Mother did say that Ash's Father went out to become a Pokemon Master...And probably Ash never saw his father before and did Ash's Mother ever seen Giovanni in any of the episodes of Pokemon? No! If Ash's mother and Giovanni met she would say to Ash that Giovanni is your father! It makes sense to me! This is my theory of Ash's Father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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