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Conspiracy Theories (The Sad, the Sanguine, and the Downright Nonsensical)


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Conspiracies are strange, they most often make no sense, and just seem like attention grabbers.

 

Lets discuss some classics:

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-George Bush caused 9/11

-The moon landing was faked

-AIDS was created by the Reagan administration to kill black people

-Lee Harvey Oswald wasn't the only JFK assasin

-Walt Disney froze himself and lives in a giant vault under Disney World.

-Oprah is plotting world domination.

-Crack was introduced to keep the black man down.

-The portrait of Matilda made by Leonardo DaVinci has a code for a secret Catholic organization.

-Snickers bars are really sentient beings from another dimension who wish to conquer us.

-Aliens have infiltrated even the deepest bowels of our government.

-The government is hiding aliens.

-World War II was caused inadvertently by African flamingos in South Africa.

-Tom Cruise starred in Valkarie for the sole purpose of spreading Scientology to Germany

-Former President Bush jr caused the levees in New Orleans to fail

-FDR knew about Pearl Harbor ahead of time

-The TCG's current meta is horrible because Konami is eating cereal instead of fixing things.

-The White House was created a hide the chemical signature of a nuclear warhead

-KFC is controled by the KKK and they're chicken is loaded with drugs (that only affect African Americans or Hispanics) to sterilize the black man.

-Elvis Presley didn't do drugs!

-In the time of the 2008 Olympics, Chinese milk were discovered to produce kidney stones in your body.

-The Police Force of America frames ghetto dwellers in cities like Chicago, L.A., etc... just to put Blacks and Hispanics in Prison, and the Government pays the inmates to stay in Prison so they will not say one word about it.

-Ash Ketchum is Prof. Oak's illegitimate child.

 

 

 

 

If you have more, then say them and I will add them.

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The portrait of Matilda made by Leonardo DaVinci has a code for a secret Catholic organization.

 

Snickers bars are really sentient beings from another dimension who wish to conquer us.

 

Aliens have infiltrated even the deepest bowels of our government.

 

The government is hiding aliens.

 

World War II was caused inadvertently by African flamingos in South Africa.

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The Police Force of America frames ghetto dwellers in cities like Chicago, L.A., etc... just to put Blacks and Hispanics in Prison, and the Government pays the inmates to stay in Prison so they will not say one word about it.

 

Think about it...why are so much Blacks and Hispanics are in Prison?

It's a conspiracy I tell ya!


Ash Ketchum is Prof. Oak's illegitimate child.

(And if you think about it.... Ash = type of tree' date=' Oak = type of tree, Gary =/= type of tree)

[/quote'] No, Ash is Giovanni's illegitimate son, if you freeze a frame of one Episode of Ash and Giovanni, they look exactly the same!

And Professor Oak is Giovanni's older brother, so that means that Professor Oak is Ash's Uncle!

 

Think about it! In the first episode of Pokemon, Ash's Mother did say that Ash's Father went out to become a Pokemon Master...

And probably Ash never saw his father before and did Ash's Mother ever seen Giovanni in any of the episodes of Pokemon? No!

If Ash's mother and Giovanni met she would say to Ash that Giovanni is your father!

It makes sense to me! This is my theory of Ash's Father.

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