Final Fantasy Revolution Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 I don't have many things that have been said in my lifetime that are funny, but when something does I always remember it. If you don't mind I'd also love to hear yours! My Brother: Dang, that snow is like coming out of nowhere. My Father: What are you talking about, it's coming from the sky dumbas*.~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~*At work, I work at Taco Bell* Customer: Excuse me sir, I didn't order this. Me: *grabs bag* well what did you order? Customer: 3 soft tacos Me: *looks in the bag and sees 3 soft tacos that are clearly labeled as such.* Miss, these are soft tacos. Customer: Oh... *leaves* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.arx Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Don't delete. Move it. This is what my friend Blake Tohrin Said to me in Chemistry class the other day: "Yoshi, Yoshi, I dare you to pour that acid on Mrs. Limidea's pants and shirt. I want to see her breasts and Ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 Me: Hey, can you buy me lunch? Friend: Only if you do my homework. Me: Ask that nerd to help you. *points at random dude* Friend: Ok, I'll buy you lunch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuldur Posted January 28, 2009 Report Share Posted January 28, 2009 My Friend: We never laugh with you we always laugh at you. He said that about another guy who tells horrible jokes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chainsaw20x6 Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Me: When you think about it... does buttered peacan ice cream actually have butter in itMy brother: That would be good, buttered peacan ice cream, with real chunks of butter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revan Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Friend: What the fuc* do you mean there are no tacos today?Me: It means that those things that have a hard corn shell, with beef, beans, lettuce, tomatoes, and many kinds of cheeses inside is not being served today.Later,Friend: Do they have tacos here?Me:What the fuc* do you think?! We're at Taco Bell! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodrun Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 I think it's time for one of those, "Continuous talk about YCM" Posts. So, my answer to your question: Draco's un-banned.No wait.. he's banned again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fen. Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 (At New Years Eve Party At Friend's Hose)(We are playing a board game that has to do with markers and my friend Hannah was accidentally sniffing them, here are the stupid things she said that day........) "But Adam! The elves said that they wanted to see my bajango!" "1+1 equals boobies!!" "I'm super crazy psycho drunk! crazy....what did I just say?" Me: God Hannah, you can't even keep yourself up......Hannah trips and accidentally pulls my friend's pants down. God I ned to get her high more often.......lol....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raelen Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Um, anything I say?Hmm.... So many funny things have been said in my life. It's hard to choose. Oh, well here's a funny/gross story. On the way home from a snowboarding weekend at Lake Tahoe Nevada, my church youth group and I stopped off at a gas station to use the restroom.Strange thing about this restroom, was that it was full of porn magazines and there was sex toy vending machine!Whenever someone came back to the van from the restroom, we would all say together on the count of three,"So, did you enjoy the bathroom"? Ah, fun times, fun times... ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Desu the Blue Nerd Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Anybody: You're weird.Me: You just realized that? A slightly funny story is that I have a I swear she is possesed girl in our school with her evil friend who kicks and due to the fact that I didn't have a cross I would use my fingers so they look like a cross. So anyway in resource I my friends Anna to get me a cross for my birthday or hopefully soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raelen Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Anybody: You're weird.Me: You just realized that? A slightly funny story is that I have a I swear she is possesed girl in our school with her evil friend who kicks and due to the fact that I didn't have a cross I would use my fingers so they look like a cross. So anyway in resource I my friends Anna to get me a cross for my birthday or hopefully soon. Ha..Oops, my laugh died.You'll have to think of something funnier than that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arekku_Koro Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Girl in my class: Abraham Lincoln was black. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fen. Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Girl in my class: Abraham Lincoln was black. Now THAT'S Funny! Me: Davy Crocket was Mexican Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Random Kid In My Class: Do they really make Cheez-Its the way they do in the commercials? I mean, you can't make a Cheez-It from rolling a big piece of cheese down a hill... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Final Fantasy Revolution Posted January 30, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 My Brother: *shows me two index cards* Hey, do you spell "I" this way, I, or this way, eye? Me: There actually pronounced the same way, but are spelled differently and have different meanings. So, both of those spellings would be correct. Brother: Oh... *Later that night* Brother: Mom I finished my English sentence Mom: Oh good! *looks at paper* Sentence Read: "Eye really like to wink at people with my I's on them." Me: -_-" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iKiller Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 My Brother: *shows me two index cards* Hey' date=' do you spell "I" this way, I, or this way, eye? Me: There actually pronounced the same way, but are spelled differently and have different meanings. So, both of those spellings would be correct. Brother: Oh... *Later that night* Brother: Mom I finished my English sentence Mom: Oh good! *looks at paper* Sentence Read: "Eye really like to wink at people with my I's on them." Me: -_-"[/quote'] I Lol'ed. If I had space, that would SOO go in my sig. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekstasy Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 Girl talking about CPU programming in my Algebra class: "We do stuffs in it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 My Sister: "What are we supposed to do with a microwave?" lawl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zorc: The Dark One Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 Me and my friend got in trouble with the principal for something we didn't do and when we walked out of his office it was like:Me: "This is so unfair! This is the first time we got busted for something we didn't do!"My friend: "Unless you count all the times we didn't do our homework"Me: "Oh yeah!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raelen Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 Me: "Well, at least I'm trying."Dad: "Yes. Often you are very trying." (If you do not get this, you fail.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkey Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 My Friend: London is in France! I'm telling you! I'm right! Another Friend: If a transexual (girl who switches to a guy), does the baby come out of the weiner or the butt? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Final Fantasy Revolution Posted January 31, 2009 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 lols this just happened *playing chess* Dad: I move my Rook to take your pawnYounger Bro: But that makes check mate!Dad: Yeah, you really suck at this game.Younger Bro: Whatever, this Games for old people anyway...*Walks away* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raelen Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 lols this just happened *playing chess* Dad: I move my Rook to take your pawnYounger Bro: But that makes check mate!Dad: Yeah' date=' you really suck at this game.Younger Bro: Whatever, this Games for old people anyway...*Walks away*[/quote'] So true... ^_^My dad is obsessed with chess. *yawn* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekstasy Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 Anomynous: "Grrr. If you touch that heating system again, I'll cut your f*****g fingers off!!!11!!" Me:"Whatcha' talkin' about Willis? I ain't be touchin' no heating 'tem. Yessir." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exyst Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 Save the Earth! Its the only planet that has chocolate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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