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"If Santa ever did deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now."


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I showed this to 1 7-year old' date=' and explained what everything means.

 

He started bawling!

 

Hilarious!

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Lol.

Tell him to explain this to his class if he is not homeschooled.

Watch what happens.

I did.

 

I told it to his sister, and she cried even harder!

They were rolling on the ground, crying all over the place!

This just keeps getting better!

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I showed this to 1 7-year old' date=' and explained what everything means.

 

He started bawling!

 

Hilarious!

[/quote']

 

Lol.

Tell him to explain this to his class if he is not homeschooled.

Watch what happens.

I did.

 

I told it to his sister, and she cried even harder!

They were rolling on the ground, crying all over the place!

This just keeps getting better!

 

Tell them to explain this to every person they know and watch the results. But if anything goes wrong, you could be hated by those you don't know.

More likely Jesus of Chaos if they ever find out...

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I showed this to 1 7-year old' date=' and explained what everything means.

 

He started bawling!

 

Hilarious!

[/quote']

 

Lol.

Tell him to explain this to his class if he is not homeschooled.

Watch what happens.

I did.

 

I told it to his sister, and she cried even harder!

They were rolling on the ground, crying all over the place!

This just keeps getting better!

 

Tell them to explain this to every person they know and watch the results. But if anything goes wrong, you could be hated by those you don't know.

More likely Jesus of Chaos if they ever find out...

 

Well, you could always go for overkill and take control of one of them intercom things at Toys 'R Us.

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I showed this to 1 7-year old' date=' and explained what everything means.

 

He started bawling!

 

Hilarious!

[/quote']

 

Lol.

Tell him to explain this to his class if he is not homeschooled.

Watch what happens.

I did.

 

I told it to his sister, and she cried even harder!

They were rolling on the ground, crying all over the place!

This just keeps getting better!

 

Tell them to explain this to every person they know and watch the results. But if anything goes wrong, you could be hated by those you don't know.

More likely Jesus of Chaos if they ever find out...

 

Well, you could always go for overkill and take control of one of them intercom things at Toys 'R Us.

 

Oh, god.

That is the best idea I have ever heard.

+2 Rep for you.

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Unbeatable counterargument: he's magic.

 

Magic is bogus.

 

There i beat it.

 

That's because you don't believe.

 

There I beat you.

 

Believing in something that you can't see or feel is not logical thinking.

 

There I beat you.

 

I don't believe that one person can beat another in words such as this.

 

Ha' date=' beat you!

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You underestimate the power of words

 

Ha! I beat you

Well, Santa is magic. His raindeer are magic. Time stops for him & him only. Once I understood these things, I learned why it's hard to sleep if you believe in Santa(Which I do, & hate having to go to sleep slower than any other day)

I beat 'ya

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If he had time powers, he wouldn't have to spend an entire year making toys.

 

The only explanation is an extremely large number of clones, enough to deliver enough presents to every good child in the entire world in just a few hours.

 

Also an extensive set of security cameras in every house on Earth to spy on the kids.

 

Logically, Santa is a pedophile.

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