Revan Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 I showed this to 1 7-year old' date=' and explained what everything means. He started bawling! Hilarious![/quote'] Lol.Tell him to explain this to his class if he is not homeschooled.Watch what happens.I did. I told it to his sister, and she cried even harder!They were rolling on the ground, crying all over the place!This just keeps getting better! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ITI3L33 Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 I showed this to 1 7-year old' date=' and explained what everything means. He started bawling! Hilarious![/quote'] Lol.Tell him to explain this to his class if he is not homeschooled.Watch what happens.I did. I told it to his sister, and she cried even harder!They were rolling on the ground, crying all over the place!This just keeps getting better! Tell them to explain this to every person they know and watch the results. But if anything goes wrong, you could be hated by those you don't know.More likely Jesus of Chaos if they ever find out... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TAG Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 I showed this to 1 7-year old' date=' and explained what everything means. He started bawling! Hilarious![/quote'] Lol.Tell him to explain this to his class if he is not homeschooled.Watch what happens.I did. I told it to his sister, and she cried even harder!They were rolling on the ground, crying all over the place!This just keeps getting better! Tell them to explain this to every person they know and watch the results. But if anything goes wrong, you could be hated by those you don't know.More likely Jesus of Chaos if they ever find out... Well, you could always go for overkill and take control of one of them intercom things at Toys 'R Us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revan Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 I showed this to 1 7-year old' date=' and explained what everything means. He started bawling! Hilarious![/quote'] Lol.Tell him to explain this to his class if he is not homeschooled.Watch what happens.I did. I told it to his sister, and she cried even harder!They were rolling on the ground, crying all over the place!This just keeps getting better! Tell them to explain this to every person they know and watch the results. But if anything goes wrong, you could be hated by those you don't know.More likely Jesus of Chaos if they ever find out... Well, you could always go for overkill and take control of one of them intercom things at Toys 'R Us. Oh, god.That is the best idea I have ever heard. +2 Rep for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christian Exodia Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Unbeatable counterargument: he's magic. Magic is bogus. There i beat it. That's because you don't believe. There I beat you. Believing in something that you can't see or feel is not logical thinking. There I beat you. I don't believe that one person can beat another in words such as this. Ha' date=' beat you![/quote'] You underestimate the power of words Ha! I beat youWell, Santa is magic. His raindeer are magic. Time stops for him & him only. Once I understood these things, I learned why it's hard to sleep if you believe in Santa(Which I do, & hate having to go to sleep slower than any other day)I beat 'ya Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrabHelmet Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 waitwaitwait, I figured it out. Santa is a member of Team Rocket. Naturally, this gives him the ability to safely blast off at the speed of light. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Black_LIGHT Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 waitwaitwait' date=' I figured it out. Santa is a member of Team Rocket. Naturally, this gives him the ability to safely blast off at the speed of light.[/quote']LOL.Does anyone here still believe in Santa? I know I don't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Santa has clones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 waitwaitwait' date=' I figured it out. Santa is a member of Team Rocket. Naturally, this gives him the ability to safely blast off at the speed of light.[/quote']LOL.Does anyone here still believe in Santa? I know I don't. SHUN THE NONBELIEVER! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodrun Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Santa has clones. I knew it!It's the clumps I knew santa wasnt white >_> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fh-Fh Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Read this in 4th grade. Old news. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 I always thought that Santa would've died while traveling to the deep South and getting blown away with a shotgun trying to deliver presents to all the trailer parks... Who's to say that Santa doesn't control the power of time with is awesome magic? (TIME MAGE FTW) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 If he had time powers, he wouldn't have to spend an entire year making toys. The only explanation is an extremely large number of clones, enough to deliver enough presents to every good child in the entire world in just a few hours. Also an extensive set of security cameras in every house on Earth to spy on the kids. Logically, Santa is a pedophile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Funny stuff is funny. The guy never said about time traveling powers and/or time slowing down. If that happens, Santa would travel normally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoDemonX Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 lollolololololol I read and it funny and if Santa was alive he would be 1500 years old Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Metal Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Unbeatable counterargument: he's magic. [/topic] If he had time powers' date=' [b']he[/b] wouldn't have to spend an entire year making toys. The elves make the toys silly little girl and everybody know that elves are slow toy makers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrickyPooBoy Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Why doesn't someone close this? I mean, all of these kids on here! No one will believe, and everyone will know Santa is a myth! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Death Metal Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Why doesn't someone close this? I mean' date=' all of these kids on here! No one will believe, and everyone will know [b']Santa is a myth![/b] I wonder if the Mythbusters can bust that myth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrickyPooBoy Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Why doesn't someone close this? I mean' date=' all of these kids on here! No one will believe, and everyone will know [b']Santa is a myth![/b] I wonder if the Mythbusters can bust that myth?Well, if Santa is dead now and turned into a ghost, the GhostBusters will have to get him! :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
∮.Ғσяgσттeи.SσℓÐιєя.∮ Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 LOOOOL @ this topic.i have always thought of stuff like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna Lovegood Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Santa has clones. I knew it!It's the clumps I knew santa wasnt white >_> Santa is martian. he's green, Duh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoDemonX Posted January 29, 2009 Report Share Posted January 29, 2009 Why doesn't someone close this? I mean' date=' all of these kids on here! No one will believe, and everyone will know Santa is a myth![/quote'] Santa is not a myth he live 1500 years ago and he was roman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekstasy Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 SANTA CAN'T DIE THAT WAY. HE CAN STOP/SLOW DOWN TIME AND MOVE IN NORMALY. UNFORTUANTLY, I KNEW WHERE HE LIVED Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arekku_Koro Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 My favorite thing about YCM is how casually innocence is molested. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huntar! Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 You have just found something that kills a world-wide christian holiday and kills the hopes and childhoods of millions of children across the world. What are you going to do now? JoC: Im going to destroy Holloween! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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