NeoDemonX Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 You have just found something that kills a world-wide christian holiday and kills the hopes and childhoods of millions of children across the world. What are you going to do now? JoC: Im going to destroy Holloween! Holloween is german and look up hollow and ween on google Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrabHelmet Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Halloween is actually derived from a Celtic tradition. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
:^) Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Unbeatable counterargument: he's magic. Magic is bogus. There i beat it.Magic is real, if it's not, how does my dad pull a coin out of beind my ear... oh right... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoDemonX Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Halloween is actually derived from a Celtic tradition. ok thanks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enrise Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Santa died the awesomest way, through atmospheric torture while his deer burn to their deaths. Well, gotta call those Ghostbusters so he doesn't keep on breaking into peoples houses for cookies and milk and getting fatter because of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Lord Posted January 30, 2009 Report Share Posted January 30, 2009 Actually, he could deliver all these presents if he took advantage of wormholes and 'creases' in time (some American Scientist claims this). If he did so, he could start delivering gifts in August and still be home for tea every night. I can't remember the exact details (it was an article on MSN along time ago) but it sounded so insane it HAD to be true.Why doesn't someone close this? I mean' date=' all of these kids on here! No one will believe, and everyone will know Santa is a myth![/quote'] Proof santa exists: He's even got an under the stairs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atomix Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 My parents are Santa =] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pppgggr Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 santa isnt real AND NEVER WAS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bury the year Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 That's the real story. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
「tea.leaf」 Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 Probably more realistic when Christians only lived in Western Europe; it was a good idea at the time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reow Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 :O Thats all i can think Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jesus Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 Santa is more like the Zerg Hivemind. He actually has thousands upon thousands of little drone Santa's who do his bidding. Lol Starcraft Reference. Anyway, I'm going to print this out, and clock in as a visitor at my little brother's school, and go to the kindegarden class and recite this and see if I can make anybody cry. It would be so funny to watch! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Metal Lord Posted January 31, 2009 Report Share Posted January 31, 2009 wow. That's mean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wyhe Posted February 1, 2009 Report Share Posted February 1, 2009 Unbeatable counterargument: he's magic. Magic is bogus. There i beat it. That's because you don't believe. There I beat you. Believing in something that you can't see or feel is not logical thinking. There I beat you.I believe in magic &...there! There's magic! There I beat you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Valkyrie Lupia Blitzer Posted February 2, 2009 Report Share Posted February 2, 2009 wow. That's mean. It's also going to be epically funny. Heheheh... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragnarok1945 Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 Santa is more like the Zerg Hivemind. He actually has thousands upon thousands of little drone Santa's who do his bidding. Lol Starcraft Reference. Anyway' date=' I'm going to print this out, and clock in as a visitor at my little brother's school, and go to the kindegarden class and recite this and see if I can make anybody cry. It would be so funny to watch![/quote'] yeah well the overmind's drones can merge into a new overmind, so that means all of the Santa's drones can do the same and eventually overthrow him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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