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"If Santa ever did deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now."


JesusofChaos™

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Actually, he could deliver all these presents if he took advantage of wormholes and 'creases' in time (some American Scientist claims this). If he did so, he could start delivering gifts in August and still be home for tea every night.

 

I can't remember the exact details (it was an article on MSN along time ago) but it sounded so insane it HAD to be true.


Why doesn't someone close this? I mean' date=' all of these kids on here! No one will believe, and everyone will know Santa is a myth!

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Proof santa exists:

 

He's even got an under the stairs.

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Santa is more like the Zerg Hivemind. He actually has thousands upon thousands of little drone Santa's who do his bidding.

 

Lol Starcraft Reference.

 

Anyway, I'm going to print this out, and clock in as a visitor at my little brother's school, and go to the kindegarden class and recite this and see if I can make anybody cry. It would be so funny to watch!

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Unbeatable counterargument: he's magic.

 

Magic is bogus.

 

There i beat it.

 

That's because you don't believe.

 

There I beat you.

 

Believing in something that you can't see or feel is not logical thinking.

 

There I beat you.

I believe in magic &...there! There's magic!

 

There I beat you.

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Santa is more like the Zerg Hivemind. He actually has thousands upon thousands of little drone Santa's who do his bidding.

 

Lol Starcraft Reference.

 

Anyway' date=' I'm going to print this out, and clock in as a visitor at my little brother's school, and go to the kindegarden class and recite this and see if I can make anybody cry. It would be so funny to watch!

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yeah well the overmind's drones can merge into a new overmind, so that means all of the Santa's drones can do the same and eventually overthrow him

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