Granty Boy Posted February 3, 2009 Report Share Posted February 3, 2009 These are not directed at anyone.Joor momma jokes:Joor momma is so fat she thought a bus was a twinkyJoor momma went to the ugly contest and they said sorry no professionals wierd stuff: You sat on the tv and watched the couchSylvester the molesterYou looked out the window and the police arrested you for mooning I'll come up with more! *plz no flames, spam,or bad language. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Welche Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Yo Momma so fat I took at taxi to get around her and still missed the Simpsons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Why did the Blonde get fired from the Orange Juice Factory?She can't "Concentrate". A Blonde went on a date with her boyfriend at the Movies. However, at the credits, the boy passed out and fell on the floor. The Blonde immediately called 9-1-1."Hello? My Boyfriend died! WHADDADO?!?""Mam, calm down. First, make sure that he's dead."There was a long silence. BAMN"Okay, what next?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Jo Momma's so fat that every time she turns around, people throw her a 'Welcome Back' party Jo Momma's so fat that she has smaller fat women orbiting around her Jo Momma's so fat that she has to put a belt on with a boomerang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted February 4, 2009 Report Share Posted February 4, 2009 Yo mama's so stupid that she had to climb through a glass wall to see what's on the other side. Pikajew: SCREW ALL YOU LOSERSSSSSSS! *slaps Pikajew* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted February 5, 2009 Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 Jo momma so fat that she jumped in the air and got stuck Jo momma so fat that when God said "Let there be light", he told jo momma to get her big fat butt outta the way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granty Boy Posted February 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 5, 2009 UR ANUS is big enough to be a planetThere is a gas in UR ANUS that makes it hard to breathPerson: King Kong has a hairy, smelly,Big A**Charles: Really?Person: Im Right behind you.My eyes dont lie. Will there be Free doritos at the office Today????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Caon Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Jo momma soooo fat she doesn't have periods she has exclamation points !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raelen Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Your mother is so elephantine, that when she goes sunbathing at the beach, people think she's a beached whale. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommers2008 Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 jo mama's breath is so bad tic tac's have restraining order's against her.. jo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sbdnate Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 jack is riding his horse. along the way jack gets stuck on the horse. will you help jack off the horse? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sartorius Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Man: Doctor, I've broken my leg.Doctor: I'm afraid it is a very bad break. You will never walk properly again.-------------------------------------------------------------------Knock, knock.Who's there?The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.-------------------------------------------------------------------A man walks into a pub.He is an alcoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family.-------------------------------------------------------------------Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.-------------------------------------------------------------------What do you call a cat with no tail?A Manx cat.-------------------------------------------------------------------Why do undertakers wear ties?Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.-------------------------------------------------------------------How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?One.-------------------------------------------------------------------Two men are sitting in a pub.One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.'The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidise her drug habit.'-------------------------------------------------------------------What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Being raped.-------------------------------------------------------------------Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.-------------------------------------------------------------------Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Chaos Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Jo mamma's so fat, that when she fell down, she broke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted February 6, 2009 Report Share Posted February 6, 2009 Jo momma so stupid that she got ran over by a parked car Jo momma so fat that when she goes out of the house in a red dress, all the kids yell "HEY! KOOL-AID!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reow Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 granty, you got half of those from a book I have XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
六兆年と一夜物語 Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 Thou Momma Is So Fat When She Wears A Red Suit Everyone Says... "Hey look! Its Santa Claus!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Reow Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 Thou Mumma Is fat that thou cannot walk this earth because thou is to fat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoDemonX Posted February 8, 2009 Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 Man:God what is a million bucks to you? God:That to me is a panny. Man:Ok what is 100 million to you? God:That to me is a 10 bucks. Man:Can I have 10 bucks please God:Ok you can have 10 bucks OCC please post what you think of my joke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granty Boy Posted February 8, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 8, 2009 3 guys. Shut up.manners.poop.poop falls out of car.police comes.wats your name?shut upWats Your Name?!SHUT UP!!!wheres is your manners?!over there pickin up poop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Choke Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Jo Momma is so she thought a quarterback was a refund. Jo Momma is so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone. Thats all i got :/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommers2008 Posted February 9, 2009 Report Share Posted February 9, 2009 Sartorius : what was the point of that..?? that was stupid and spammy.. anyway.. man walks into a bar he says ouch.. it was an iron bar.. lol what a classic.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova513 Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Yo momma so nasty she has to put ice cubes in her tampon in order to keep the crabs fresh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enma Ai Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 all of you people are really funnyare you making them up or gettin them off a website Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sartorius Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Sartorius : what was the point of that..?? that was stupid and spammy.. Just because you don't find them funny. They're still jokes. Anti-jokes, though. You need a unique sense of humour to find them funny, which I guess you do not have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.arx Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Yo Momma so Fat, she can't even... Drink? \ Bah. Got nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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