Sartorius Posted February 10, 2009 Report Share Posted February 10, 2009 Yo Momma so Fat' date=' she can't even... Drink? \ Bah. Got nothing.[/quote'] I'll do it for you. Yo Momma's so fat, she has to go on a strict excercise routine and change her diet in order to lose the weight she put on in the recent years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granty Boy Posted February 11, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Joor momma is SSOOOOO getto Kool-aid came out of her breasts! Plz people just post jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobbes96 Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 chuck norris is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. yo mama is soooo fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out of it alll i know... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekstasy Posted February 11, 2009 Report Share Posted February 11, 2009 Your so fat, when you went to Disney World, the little kids wanted to ride you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Granty Boy Posted February 12, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 New one: Joor momma is so fat she went to the eating contest and they said "sorry looks like you've been practicing to hard." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantasy Dreamz Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 yo mama so fat, she turn around and its her birthday....yo mama so ugly, when she went to the ugly contest, they say "sorry no pros".. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
.:Shaymin:. Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Yo mama is so stupid, I gave here three dollars, she gave me three Penies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nmjkiu Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 jo mama so stupid she threw a rock at the ground and missedjo mama so stupid she fell out of a boat and missed the water Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantasy Dreamz Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 this joke goes against no one or no race... its just a joke a black guy saw a chinese guy skipping rocks on the lakeso he goes overhe notice that each time the rock skips, it makes a soundso he listen closely"chin-zing-yong-ping-kun"so he asked the chinese guy"why does the rock make that sound"the chines answered"it tells you who you are and where you come from"so the black guy picked up a rock and skipped it on the water"chan-pan-zee" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiff! Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Man:God what is a million bucks to you? God:That to me is a panny. Man:Ok what is 100 million to you? God:That to me is a 10 bucks. Man:Can I have 10 bucks please God:Ok you can have 10 bucks OCC please post what you think of my joke The better version. Mortal:What is one million years like to you? God:Like one second. Mortal:What is one milloin dollars like to you? God:Like one penny. Mortal:Can i have a penny? God:Just a second... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova513 Posted February 12, 2009 Report Share Posted February 12, 2009 Yo momma so nasty she had to cut the strings of her tampon because the crabs were bungee jumping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 Jo momma so small she could hang glide on a Dorito Jo momma so stupid that she went and grabbed a spoon when I said it was chilly outside Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tommers2008 Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 Chuck Norris can punch a cyclops between the eyes Chuck Norris doesn't get wet, water gets Chuck Norris When Chuck Norris does maths everything equals 1, 1 roundhouse kick to the face.. hehe chuck norris jokes are funny ^_^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobbes96 Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 chuck norris is soooo tough, under his beard isn't a chin-it's another fist!lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantasy Dreamz Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 joke's kinda long, but bear with me till the end.... youll laugh your a55 off... so three guys went to asked god the change them into whatever they want right...first guy asked, "can you make me into an eagle?"god, "sure. all you have to do is jump off that cliff and yell out what you want to change into."so the first guy walked to the cliff and jumped off and yelled eagle and chaged into an eagle and flew away.second guy asked, "can you make me into a tiger?"god, "sure. all you have to do is jump off that cliff and yell out what you want to change into."so the second guy quickly sprint to the cliff and jupmed off and yelled tiger and turned into a tiger and ran to the wild.third guy asked, "can you make me into a bear?"god, "sure. all you have to do is jump off that cliff and yell out what you want to change into."so the third guy ran towards the cliff, tripped on a rock and fell off the cliff and screamed..."OH!! SH!T!!!!"and so landed on the ground as a pile of crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 Chuck Norris can see the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phantasy Dreamz Posted February 13, 2009 Report Share Posted February 13, 2009 blonde jokes are funny A group of blondes were willing to prove that not all blondes were dumb. They established a judges panel of people to ask the questions. On the day of the judging the people started off by asking, "What is 59 + 2?" The first blonde contestant responded by saying, "57?" The rest of the blondes said, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!" Then they asked, "What is 15 - 5?" The blonde responded, "20, right?" Once again the rest of the contestants screamed, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!" The judges decided to go easier on her and asked, "What is 1 + 2?" "3?" said the blonde. The rest of the blondes said, "Give her another chance, give her another chance!" LOL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supernova513 Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Yo family so poor y'all eat cereal with a fork to save milk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his own hands. Ninjas grow up wanting to be like Chuck Norris, but often wind up being killed by Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris once ate a Rubix Cube and pooped it out solved. When Chuck Norris does pushups, he isn't pushing up; he's pushing the Earth down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaliber Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Some say Chuck Norris has an extra fist hidden in his beard. Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light, not because he's scared of the dark, but because the dark is scared of Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 The dinosaurs looked at Chuck Norris the wrong way - ONCE! There was life on Mars before Chuck Norris. Santa Claus was real before he forgot to deliver gifts to Chuck Norris. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cyber Altair Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Your so dumb, you went to a class alone and came up second in the ranking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobbes96 Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 jo mama is so thin, she has to run around in the shower to get wet. jo mama is so fat, when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soul Legacy Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 Im not Irish, but this is funny, Joke: Us Irish can't stand above 24 degrees, because if we go over 24 degrees are limbs go all floppy and we fall to the floor, just imagine a weather report on Irland saying, Weather: Oh its gonna be a lovly 24 degrees outside you would run into your kids rooms and go, You: Kids, its a wonderful 24 degrees outside!!!!!Kids: But dad its 1 o'clock in the morning.....You: Yes i know but its 24 degrees, you may never see that temprature again in your lifetime in Irland!!!! so you take your kids to the beach, and because its night its still pitch black, so when your about to leave you regret to say, You: Son, where did you bury your brother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brittle Ice Posted February 14, 2009 Report Share Posted February 14, 2009 [align=center]Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean. Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull. What was going through the minds of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe. Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice. [/align] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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