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(( OOC: I have permission to control Jason for this post

 

Blue = Jason

Red = Kai ))

 

"Right here, right now! Battle rap!" Kai yelled angrily as Jason smirked. "Bring it Comuteza!" Jason yelled with a smirk.

 

"I'm better than you in all ways, Kai,

I'm stronger, smarter, and just as quick,

And as a matter of fact,

My fingers bigger than your d*ck!"

 

"Did you eat from the toilet!?

I'm smelling mysterious gases,

Dude, shut your mouth,

You've got the breathe of a thousand *sses!"

 

"By the way, mine is bigger than you finger,

Infact, it's bigger than your whole head,

If you think I'm comming up short,

That's not what your mom said!"

 

"Man, your voice is whack,

Does your talking ever end,

I may be dating Erica,

But I'm happy for you and your boyfriend,"

 

"You want to try and fight me,

I'll beat down your *ss,

Infact, I'll do it so hard,

It's like your bones are made out of glass!"

 

"Now, for real, dog,

Your rapping is ok and your fighting style is slick,

But we'll never see eye to eye, Jason,

Because your head is at my d*ck!"

 

"So now your rap career is over,

It's time for you to quit,

Aint no place for a 4 foot 5 talking piece of sh*t!"

 

Kai smirked as Jason had wide eyes. Kai just beat Jason badly.

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"I'm the one that's untouchable,

You've got nothing to touch,

And if you don't believe me,

Just ask your slut!

 

Oh, that's right, you don't got one,

Which is suprising because there a dollar a dime,

And I see you crying when I bust my rhymes

 

I hope you like my rhymes,

'Cause I've got a dozen more,

Now go cry to your mom,

Oh, and just to tell you, she's a hor!"

 

Kai yelled.

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Kai chuckled a bit as he did the crotch chop.

 

"What you spitting is not a rap,

Yours don't rhyme at all,

Those are what you would find in a news paper,

Now go back to your favorite mini mall!

 

You tell me to suck it,

Though there is nothing to suck,

And if you won't take my word for it,

Ask the last girl you tried to f*ck!"

 

Kai yelled as he flipped William off.

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Erica watched the entire rap fight, and was in awe of Kai.

"He's like an egotistical, witty, hot, abrasive, hot, smart, quick witted, hot, sensitive, creative, hot god," She muttered to herself, hoping other people didn't hear.

 

"Well....I have more of that powder....." CHester said as a side thought.

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