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Upsetting anti-climactic moments in life :(


Willieh

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So, you've all heard of the whole "Bloody Mary" in the mirror thing right?

 

I just lit 5 candles in a pentagram on my desk and looked into the mirror in the dark and said Bloody Mary into the mirror 3 times.

 

Nothing happens.

 

I was like, freaking out from exhilaration. And nothing happened...

 

 

How annoying are things like this?

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Or like the time I sacrificed 3 virgin maidens and 2 small children at midnight on a full moon in a graveyard while chanting the dark verses of the Necromantik.

Summon Satan my ass.

 

NO DUH YOU DIDN'T SUMMON SATAN' date=' STUPID!

 

YOU WERE [i']SUPPOSED[/i] TO RUB THE BLOOD OF THE CHILDREN AND MAIDENS ON A CHICKEN AND LIGHT THE CHICKEN ON FIRE IN A PENTAGRAM WHILE CHANTING THE DARK VERSES OF THE NECROMANTIC IN A GRAVEYARD ON THE NIGHT OF A FULL MOON.

 

ARGH!

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Or like the time I sacrificed 3 virgin maidens and 2 small children at midnight on a full moon in a graveyard while chanting the dark verses of the Necromantik.

Summon Satan my ass.

 

NO DUH YOU DIDN'T SUMMON SATAN' date=' STUPID!

 

YOU WERE [i']SUPPOSED[/i] TO RUB THE BLOOD OF THE CHILDREN AND MAIDENS ON A CHICKEN AND LIGHT THE CHICKEN ON FIRE IN A PENTAGRAM WHILE CHANTING THE DARK VERSES OF THE NECROMANTIC IN A GRAVEYARD ON THE NIGHT OF A FULL MOON.

 

ARGH!

 

FALSE. That's the Rites of Beelzebub.

Satan you are definitely supposed to sacrifice them on a wooden altar, after the wood has been ritually soaked in the blood of the damned. Do you know how hard it is to kidnap convicts? Let me tell you, it's hard.

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Or like the time I sacrificed 3 virgin maidens and 2 small children at midnight on a full moon in a graveyard while chanting the dark verses of the Necromantik.

Summon Satan my ass.

 

NO DUH YOU DIDN'T SUMMON SATAN' date=' STUPID!

 

YOU WERE [i']SUPPOSED[/i] TO RUB THE BLOOD OF THE CHILDREN AND MAIDENS ON A CHICKEN AND LIGHT THE CHICKEN ON FIRE IN A PENTAGRAM WHILE CHANTING THE DARK VERSES OF THE NECROMANTIC IN A GRAVEYARD ON THE NIGHT OF A FULL MOON.

 

ARGH!

 

FALSE. That's the Rites of Beelzebub.

Satan you are definitely supposed to sacrifice them on a wooden altar, after the wood has been ritually soaked in the blood of the damned. Do you know how hard it is to kidnap convicts? Let me tell you, it's hard.

 

Meh. I'd rather summon God.

 

He kills more. Much more terrifying.

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Yeah. Those so piss me off.

 

Like when my friend told me if I put on bras and panties and masturbated' date=' the girl of my dreams would appear and do me. DAMMIT.

 

xD

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Pics or it didn't happen Dude, you got owned, seriously.

 

I duntz believ in all dis shiz.

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