Holy Babylon Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 The other day at school I was proof reading my friend's paper. After looking at it for a few moments, I realized that they must be the worst author ever. I have brought it home with me, with their permission, to show you guys. Here are the first three sentences. "I think dat we shuld all get a long. Romeo and Julet luved their frends vary much. They're fighteng familys lernd the trooth wen there kids deid." I really wish I could tell you guys that this is fake, but it isn't. This is a real example of a person who doesn't know their grammar. Later on in his paper, my friend put "grate" instead of "great". Tell me our world isn't coming to this. I hate horrible grammar more than I hate cheese, and I hate cheese a lot. When I proof read it, his paper came out to this: "I think that we should all get along. Romeo and Juliet loved their friends very much. Their fighting families learned the truth when their kids died." Discuss the issues with grammar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 Ironic that you also misspelled "grammar" in the thread title. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 ^ I think that was on Purpose. XDAnyways, are you sure you weren't at a Preschool or something? Because some Preschool Kids can get pretty big. XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Babylon Posted February 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 The "moar gramer" thing is intentional, and believe it or not, I am in 9th grade with that kid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Larxene Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 Do something for me. Kick him in the crotch, and say it's from me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 That goes beyond grammar.How do you fail that hard? lrn2spellcheck. In other news, people are becoming worse at grammar/spelling due to texting and the internets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raelen Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 *facepalm* Give him some money so he can attend an English/Spelling summer-school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stickman_Joe Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 He really needs a big dose of: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yasu Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 Punch him in teh faec 42 timez Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuldur Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 He must be special ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Babylon Posted February 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 It disturbed me too, I'm not friends with him anymore. A person who can not spell is a person who can not write. lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zimiri of the Muse Posted February 22, 2009 Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 so u r not friends with him because he cannot spell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Babylon Posted February 22, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 22, 2009 Yes, and because he is really rude to me and the rest of my friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemniscate Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 This is like a 10th grader I once knew who spelled Fire F-Y-R-E-E. But yeah, Chibi Robo hates you GrammarFAIL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Do something for me. Kick him in the crotch' date=' and say it's from me.[/quote'] Fail. Suggest something worthy next time. :P I suggest you grade the paper like I ordinarily do for my classes. (12th grade)Grade honestly and be HUMBLE. Don't be afraid of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemniscate Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 "I think dat we shuld all get a long. Romeo and Julet luved their frends vary much. They're fighteng familys lernd the trooth wen there kids deid."I have bolded the fail. I say F-. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Babylon Posted February 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Oh, I was mean when I was grading it. I put a little comment at the bottom: "Suggesting Speech Class". All the people where I live are stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 lol errors I have noted in grading papers in the past:Acopolypse (Apocalypse) Piero (Pyro)Liyeh (Lie)Cawmun (Common)Bytal (Vital)Assend (Ascend)Playne (Plain)Et cetera Et cetera XD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Babylon Posted February 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Wtf, Liyeh, Bytal, Playne? Wow, sounds like my class... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tefached Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Do something for me. Kick him in the crotch' date=' and say it's from me.[/quote'] agreed. i hate people that can't spell one of my friends believes thatBrung is a word. >< kick them all in the crotch and say its from shanoa. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Wtf' date=' Liyeh, Bytal, Playne? Wow, sounds like my class...[/quote'] Regular class=Retarded (I had World History Regular-Biggest mistake ever)Honors class=The new Regular Class (Gosh, they got indecent people here)Advanced Placement=The new Honors (They let anyone in, but fewer incompetent people) I prefer Advanced Placement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holy Babylon Posted February 23, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Lol! Brung, that's hilarious! I have to agree with that whole class deal though, people go into AP classes, thinking they're going to be the smartest person in the class, when all-in-all, they end up being royal idiots. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dweller of Parables Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Lol! Brung' date=' that's hilarious! I have to agree with that whole class deal though, people go into AP classes, thinking they're going to be the smartest person in the class, when all-in-all, they end up being royal idiots.[/quote'] That's not the case in my classes.I usually get 2 people who think they are "ALL THAT", when in reality, they are not even close.I tend to get 3 people who leave AP classes because they think it's too hard.I sometimes get people who fail miserably at first, but become the best in the class later on. Itz liek ina movei were ppl r liek dat.It's like in a movie...where people are actually like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekstasy Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Go Sweeny Todd on that nimrod's ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemniscate Posted February 23, 2009 Report Share Posted February 23, 2009 Wtf' date=' Liyeh, Bytal, Playne? Wow, sounds like my class...[/quote'] Regular class=Retarded (I had World History Regular-Biggest mistake ever)Honors class=The new Regular Class (Gosh, they got indecent people here)Advanced Placement=The new Honors (They let anyone in, but fewer incompetent people) I prefer Advanced Placement. You forgot one:IB = Advanced classes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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