Brushfire Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 http://www.fmylife.com/ Seriously is a hilarious site. I warn you though- it does contain some swearing as it has no filter on what the users post there as long as it's related to their subject. It's my humour for the day. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bury the year Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 This is sadistically hilarious. I Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RestLess-BoTics Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Just to clear things up: Mr. Brushfire previously posted this thread a few minutes ago, and I misunderstood his post as a form of advertising. I acted way too quickly without even giving it much thought - I locked the thread and removed the content. Mr. Brushfire then messaged me stating that his thread was perfectly normal, and was not a form of advertising. Realizing my mistake, I deleted the previous thread, and gave him permission to post a new one. Sorry: Mr. Brushfire, staff, and the members of YCM. I promise, it won't happen again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Obi-wan Cannoli Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Dark Humor! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushfire Posted March 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Just to clear things up: Mr. Brushfire previously posted this thread a few minutes ago' date=' and I misunderstood his post as a form of advertising. I acted way too quickly without even giving it much thought - I locked the thread and removed the content. Mr. Brushfire then messaged me stating that his thread was perfectly normal, and was not a form of advertising. Realizing my mistake, I deleted the previous thread, and gave him permission to post a new one. Sorry: Mr. Brushfire, staff, and the members of YCM. I promise, it won't happen again.[/quote'] I told you not to do this. Seriously, a public apology? x_x I said that it was fine and that should be enough. If anything, I should be warned for my actions, not +1 and be apologised to.And stop calling me Mr. Brushfire, you're making me lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bury the year Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 This one's funny. Today, I was going to attempt to compliment my girlfriend, I planned on telling her that she smelled really nice. In a loving tone, I confidently told her, "Baby, you have a certain stench to you." FML Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man0waR Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 LOL. This site is better than ycm. I is sorry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RestLess-BoTics Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Today, I heard my sister mastur------ in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room... my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML EWWW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brushfire Posted March 17, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 That's the last quote I'd expect you to post, glass! xD Today, I asked my parents if the outfit I was wearing made me look fat. My mom looked at me and paused for a while, and my dad said, "honey, that outfit doesn't make you look fat. Your fat makes you look fat." FML Dude, so unlucky! Today, my boss wanted to promote me to a managerial position. I declined the position saying I don't think I'm ready and experienced enough for that role. I was then fired instead for not accepting the promotion. I was fired for being honest. FML Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JoshIcy Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Today, I was sitting beside this cute guy on a bench. Suddenly, he goes, "I know we don't know each other very well, but would you like to have dinner on Saturday?" I turn to him with a goofy smile, and exclaim "I'D LOVE TO!" He gives me a weird look, turns his head and points to his Bluetooth. FML Bolded is why I prefer landlines. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Today I woke up and walked outside to find little piles of sheet all over my yard. The neighbor next door has a little dog that always shits in people's yard. After going to his house and cussing him out, I turned around to find a midget taking a sheet on my lawn. FML Heh-heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neiko Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Today' date=' on the 6 train home, I had a gun placed against the back of my head and my wallet, watch, and iPod stolen. As soon as the robber got what he wanted, he turned and ran, dropping his weapon to the ground... I got mugged by a man wielding a funking Pez dispenser. FML[/quote']Rofl. You have to love this kind of humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
+Jono Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 ^ lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Catman25 Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Today, I was walking through Macy's with my girlfriend. I stopped to admire a mannequins a**, joking with my girlfriend like I was touching it. Then proceeded to slap it. It wasn't a mannequin. FML :lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Plaguespreader Zombie Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Today, I decided to introduce my girlfriend to my parents by telling them that we were gonna have a very special guest for dinner. While my mom was preparing the meal she asked, "What does he like?" I'm straight. My parents thought different. FML This site is full of win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JesusofChaos™ Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 sickipedia > this site Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bury the year Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 Today, I was walking through Borders with my girlfriend, when we pass a girl scout cookies stand. I see a box of Samoas, my favorite, point at them, and shout, 'YEAH'. My girlfriend looks shocked. Behind the box of cookies was a five year old scout bending over, with her bottom pointed at me. FML And the worst part is that Samoas are my favorite too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crystal Beast 123 Posted March 17, 2009 Report Share Posted March 17, 2009 And the worst part is that Samoas are my favorite too.Their my favorite too! D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 You people are forgetting Caramel Delights which are >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
∮.Ғσяgσттeи.SσℓÐιєя.∮ Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Only one thing to say.roflmao. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Slash Posted March 18, 2009 Report Share Posted March 18, 2009 Today, my boyfriend of over a year and I were discussing how neither of us is the other's usual 'type'. I explained that I usually go for insular jabroni types and then asked him what made me different from his usual choices. He said 'Oh, well, I usually go for the attractive ones.' FML I lol'd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ŠcrEMO Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Love that site Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-Striker Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Oh, I thought that you were Fn your life. :D:D:D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aesirson Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 That site is so epic win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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