Bloodrun Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Well my girlfriend and I were planning a baby, and I wanted a boy, but she wanted a girl. And it's a 75/25% chance that it would have come out a girl, knowing that, we went forward (because as long as we had each other everything would be ok), 9 months later, we were at the hospital and she doing her contractions about to give birth. and she turned to me, and said: "Honey.. were gonna have a baby girl soon =D" It was just at that time, when I realized that I wanted a boy, Damnit! I wanted a boy, I wanted to be able to throw ball with him, and go camping. So, my response was: *slapped her in the face* "Were havin' a boy!" Sure enough, 7 hours later we had a baby boy =D While she was sidated, I replaced our baby girl with some rich couples baby boy. But don't tell her that. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ŠcrEMO Posted March 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Roflmao. 15/5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blud Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Here's another one... Me and my friend were on opposite sides of the hallway and ran towards eachother for a high-five. When we slapped hands, we forgot to let go, and latched eachother, forcing us off our feet and landing on our backs. Pwned! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodrun Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Roflmao. 15/5 Lol inoright'?! =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
~ P O L A R I S ~ Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Some anti-bullying guy came to our school, he needed one of us to volunteer to do some "tolerism song" or something, I volunteered, he picked me to go up, and I punched him in the face before telling him that he should go pedo someone his own size. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harhar Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 Willeh u pwned my mind/.......Polaris 6 more points' date='Haris, don count.[/quote'] Why the hell not?There was many twists and turns during those years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 I once went into a restaurant, ordered a lot of food, ate it all, and told the waiter to give the guy behind me the bill - saying that he'd take of it since he was my brother and I had to leave to take care of something important. Yeah, that guy wasn't very happy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azuh Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 I came into thread thinking it was about Porn But i was wrong... so I decided to pwn this thread by adding a picture Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D-Striker Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 What are they? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiff! Posted March 19, 2009 Report Share Posted March 19, 2009 I Played Zanji, GM and Shogun in first turn. Opponent surrendered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blud Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Bully: "Haha, your a nerd! You play Yu-Gi-Oh, Magic, D&D, and more loser sports like that! Haha!" Me: "Well, ya know what?! IMMA FIRIN' MA LAZER!" *BLEEEGGGHHHH!!!" PWNED! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Bully: "Haha' date=' your a nerd! You play Yu-Gi-Oh, Magic, D&D, and more loser sports like that! Haha!" Me: "Well, ya know what?! [b']You were adopted by a crackwhore and forced to grow up with an alcoholic stepfather who touched you while you were asleep at a young age. So you take out on me in order to make yourself feel powerful since you can't do a thing to your stepfather and your crackwhore foster mother couldn't care less what happens to you.[/b] PWNED! Fixed to my liking. (I feel evil tonight) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Blud Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 A guy with a fold able desk filled with rocket launchers' date=' napalm launchers, chain guns, grenade launchers, and a bunch of other demolition weapons stocked up in this shelf all aimed at me, and all he could do is pull a string that could release all of it. And guess what I did...I shoot the other guy and he falls over. PWNED![/quote'] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akira Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 [spoiler=Potentially Offensive Pwn]A particularly annoying boy in my maths class (from North Korea) started bugging me for no reason. I'm not usually racist, but I saw this opportunity as too good to pass up. He actually had the cheek to ask to borrow my calculator after he had been deliberately irritating me throughout the lesson, so I replied "No, you cannot use my calculator, you should have bought your own. Or perhaps they don't sell calculators in North Korea, because they are all communist? After all, if one person had a calculator, he would have to be shot because then he wouldn't be equal, and therefore North Korea is a backwards country because nobody can ever work out mathematical problems. Maybe that's why Asians are stereotypically so good at maths?" He just backed away slowly and shut up for the rest of the lesson =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Satanic- Posted March 20, 2009 Report Share Posted March 20, 2009 Well, this dude in my class is bugging me in Music Class, and saying sheet about my mom, so I grabbed his hairs and started punching him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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