Mega Man Battle Network: The Fan Fic(Chapter 6 Now.)

[Weather Report - Stand]

Yep, I've finally added to this story I started on about a year ago on another forum. I'm still working on it today and I hope you enjoy and or understand it. I'm mainly posting it because you guys think that I'm noobish for reviewing without making my own story, but Wild West Bob(a gag title) is already up and running as well, but bleh. I'll update weekly or WHEN POSSIBLE. And FOR YOUR INFORMATION... chapter five apparently made an error on my computer(said that the file was too large), so the next few chapters are on the bottom of page 1.

 

[spoiler=Chapter Select][spoiler=Chapter One: Guts Spillin']CHAPTER ONE: GUTS SPILLIN'

 

Welcome to the year 200X! A peaceful near-future where almost everything, from cars to cows, is run by computers!

Controlled by programs of al shape and size(yes, only one shape and size), the computers are used to keep the world in check. That also mean that it’s too easy to have everything break down due to…VIRUS ATTACKS!!

But these viruses are no match for net navis, special computer programs that have artificial intelligence. These navis live in portable computers/cell phones/gaming systems that allow them to ‘jack into’ the internet by use of an atatched phone jack. These are called PErsonal Terminals, or PETs. These PETs can also scan an enemy virus or navi’s data to form battle chips, small things the size of Nintendo DS cartridges that you place within the PET to use as a weapon. But they only work once per battle, mind you!

Well, all the mysteries and stupid anime-esque plotholes there be, aside from all of this stuff you must remember, now you're forced to meet out heroes...too bad...

 

"Lan..."

"Ugh...umm..."

"Wake up, Lan."

"Just five more minutes.."

"WAKE UP! WAKE UP YOU IDIOT! WAKE UP!!"

"AHHHHHH!" Lan woke up. "What was that for?!"

"Time for school, you idiot!" said Lan's trusty netnavi, Mega Man! "Also you got mail from...DAD!" Lan's eyes grew with excitement. He ran over to his PET as Mega Man opened the E-Mail.

"It says: Dear Lan, I'm sorry I couldn't make it home yesterday like I promised. I made Mega Man a PowerUp system, but I couldn't compress it to fit on the mail. Next time I stop by I'll help install it onto Mega Man. To make it up to you I sent a chip on the E-Mail!-Dad. Hey Lan! We got a cross gun chip!" The battle chip came out of the seemingly magical chip slot."It sucks!"

"Be quiet Mega Man. I'm gonna get ready for school."

 

Just so you know, I'll be reviewing my OWN work from a year in the future. So even I'm not spared. So, for everybody who hasn't read this series, Lan's dad actually doesn't come home often JUST BECAUSE HE'S A WORKAHOLIC. I'm confused as to why I didn't mention that before, so I'm fixing my old mistakes.

 

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Arfter getting dressed, eating a healthful bowl of 'Super-Sugar-Blastey-O's (now with more TRANS FATS!), brushing his teeth and all of that crap Lan exited his house to find Mayl waiting.

"Lan," she asked,"what took you so long?"

"Geez, you ask me that every morning! How long were you here?"

"Well, I really just got here, but it's fun to make you mad."

"Ha ha! You got mad!"

"Shut up, Mega Man!" And so, they began to walk to school.

"Lan, have you heard about the ovens erupting in flames in the news yet? I heard that it's tied to the WWW."

"It's impossible to have an oven set itself on fire?" protested Lan. Then everybody thought for a second.

"Well, anything's possible in the year...200X!" yelled Mega Man.

"I wonder why the governments of the world all decided to call this year 200X. If last year was 2051, I'm confused."

"Mayl was tired of the conversation, nobody was listening to her anymore. Then they walked up to the school gates!

"Hey look. The school. Well, see you Lan." Thn Mayl rushed away. The other two were confused and for no reason slightly disturbed while they walked inside the building as well.

 

For some reason, I never said who Mayl is. She's this person: http://www.sorakirei.com/anime/cosplay/mayl.jpg. She's portrayed as the love interest that for some reason doesn't pull her own weight. A typical girlish side-kick without the side-kick. My favorite parts in this story are when they mock their own universe, like with the oven and year talk.

 

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"Lan," Yai said, "Dex is looking for you." Yai, as you know was the unbelivably small person, so Lan had trouble from hearing tfrom that far away.

"Alright, thanks." Lan turned to his PET. "What did she say?" asked Lan.

"Somethin' about Dex...or doughnuts." Suddenly from the shade, Dex burst out!

"LAN!" he bellowed, "I CHALLENGE YOU! And Mega Man. To a netbattle. Against Guts Man. AFTER CLASS!"

"Excuse me, students!" Ms. Mari, the teacher had just walked in. "Everyone, to your seats. It's time for virus busting class."

 

Yai and Dex are also slightly important guys. I won't bother to provide pictures, so look 'em up yourself. And obviously as shown here, Mega Man is a retard and Lan is the brains of the team, a purpose mix-up of personalities. And Dex is just Dex. But WHY do you have to have a class dedicated to online battling? I don't get it and I never will.

 

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"Jack in! Mega Man, execute!!"

"Jack in! Guts Man, execute!!"

BATTLE START!

Mega Man and Guts Man jacked into the school network after most everybody had left. Lan made the first move. "Cannon! Battle chip, in!!" Mega Man's arm turned into a semi-large cannon.

Mega Man aimed and...

"Shock wave! Battle chip, in!!"

"GUTS!" Guts Man threw down his arms and created a wave of energy. Mega Man tried to stand his ground, but was blown back.

"Ahh!" Mega Man lost the data for the cannon, so the chip was rejected from Lan's PET.

"No!" he said. "Let's try another! Cannon! Battle chip, in!!"

Whenever a navi is hit with a big enough attack, they lose their chip data! Yay!

"You just tried that trick, Lan! Ready for more? Guts Man, give it to em' again!"

"Guuuuuuts! Take THIS!" Guts Man got ready again, but BOOM! Shock wave was rejected.

'BOOM!' implies that Mega Man shot Guts Man. What a mess...

"ARGH!" Dex screamed in anger.

"Sword! Battle chip, in!!" Mega Man charged up for a good ol' slash, but POW! Guts Man hit Mega Man square in the face.

"Ugh...momma, I wanna waffle..."

"MEGA MAN! SNAP OUT OF IT!! Recover 10! Battle chip, in!!" Mega Man jumped up!

"Yeah! Now I have-" a slight pause. "20 hp!" He launched a charged shot a Guts Man, and continued to shoot.

All of these chips Mega Man uses are found in the first folder of chips you receive in-game. That's why they suck. And they don't really have HP in anime-style, it's just a joke.

"GUUUTS!! DEX!" Guts Man turned towards Dex.

"Uh...aha!" Dex took out a battle chip from his pocket. "Crash Hammer! Battle chip, in!!"

"CRASH HAMMER?" Lan didn't know about that chip.

Of COURSE he doesn't recognize it, I made it up to supplement one of his game attacks!

"GUTS!" Guts man threw down his arms again. Mega Man sidestepped the move into a corner, leaving the panels to be crushed! Guts Man charged towards Mega Man!

"Cannon! Battle chip, in!!"

KA-POWIE!

ENEMY DELETED

"YES!" yelled Dex! "Look what I got, a MEGA MAN CHIP! And you thought that you would actually win! HAH! See you tomorrow...LOSER!" Dex proudly strutted out of the classroom.

Ha, he lost for once. How stereotypical...but not as typical as him winning.

"Cheer up, Lan! At least I'm not dead!" chimed Mega Man. "I would be if he was a WWW navi!"

"Those net-terrorists are much stronger than Dex, so what if we have to fight them?"

"I dunno. Like that would ever happen!"

Ahaha, oh Mega Man, you. If only you knew.

"HAHAHA. At least nothing else could go wrong today!"

Mean while at Lan's house...DING DONG. The door opens.

"Hello, I'm here to check out your stove. It could be dangerous!"

Yep, guess who THAT might be? Well, here's the original commentary I posted to help people understand the chapter. So here you go. If you have any criticism, I'll put it to use...in about a year. I'm not changing any of my chapters as I post them here, since I want to provide them in their original 'crappy' state. Well, bye.

 

So, tell me what you think about it. Time for commentary, afterwards there's a sneak preview of the next chapter.

 

Well, I restarted my BN1 to get the story correct, and they did in fact give you the crappy cross gun J or something. I also wanted to wonder about the year it takes place in, so I placed it as a stupid governments of the world thing. When the battles start and end I want to have the alerts (battle start/enemy deleted), but I hate the 'battle chips, in' thing as much as everybody else. I just felt it nessesary. Also, I couldn't use the usual grid for battling, so I tried to use the school network.

 

Guts Man, Guts Man. How to translate his attacks, I used battle chips. Shock wave, obvious. For the punch, I made that like a charge shot (like in BN5 where Magnet Man launched a magnet and Colonel does a weird slash). For the ground-breaker, though, I had to make up a new chip. Crash hammer sound good enough? I didn't want to call it some thing like guts hammer, because it would sound like that one chip was only created for Guts Man. Like Glyde using guts hammer, for instance. I wanted Mega man to lose to show that he still needs a skill growth, though he won't die anytime soon. And why shouldn't there be a Mega Man chip?

 

Yes, taunt me for the new personality if you must, but I didn't want everybody exactly the same. Then I wouldn't have made this something new, it would be exactly the same thing Capcom made. And don't hurt me for the next chapter reference. Well, that commentary was kinda long in my opinion for only 5 pages of writing. On to the sneak peek.

 

On the next chapter of MMBNTFF, Lan and Mega Man discover the first of several WWW enemies. They must battle a raging network full of fire, while the fate of a Mr. Prog named Bill hangs in the balance...you just can't miss the next chapter of:MMBNTFF!!! Or Fire Man will kill you!

 

[spoiler=Chapter Two: Easy Bake]CHAPTER TWO: EASY BAKE

 

 

Lan and Mega Man were on the net, a repairman just left after checking up on the family oven and some tasty muffins were being prepared. What a great day..."AHHH!"

Lan instinctivly jacked out to see what was wrong. "Mom? What happened?" THE OVEN WAS ON FIRE!! How in the world is that supposed to happen in real life?!

Seriously?! How does that happen?! That oven is a LOSER!!

"LAN!" his mom turned to him. "I was making some muffins, when suddenly the oven caught on fire!"

Who burns muffins?

"Wait..." thought Lan, "Maybe the repairman did something!" Lan charged over and jacked in!

"Lan, don't!" his mom protested.

"Shouldn't we just use water? There's a sink right there!" suggested Mega Man.

No, Mega Man. THAT would make SENSE.

"Jack in! Mega Man, execute!"

 

Mega Man entered the oven comp, only to find several scattered fires, dying Mr. Programs or already dead ones.

"What happened?" Mega Man asked one. It didn't respond.

"W-wait..." another one said. "A fire navi...entered and was...lookng for something...to douse the fires, you need...an ice block from the thawing network..."

"Thanks but that took too long!" Mega Man rushed off. "WOOOOOOOOOAAAAOAH!" He started to slide on the ground! Towards a fire!

"Barrier! Battle chip, in!!" BOUNCE! Mega Man harmlessley bounced away from the flames due to a now-dissapearing shield.

"Lan," Mega Man began, "look at this." He held up a cyber-bannana peel towards the screen. It had the letters 'WWW' stamped on it!

"Lan gasped. "That was a trap set up by the WWW?! Those geniuses!"

How DARE they?!

"But the obvious observation is that the oven fixer was with the WORLD THREE!" Mega Man deduced. "The guy left his fire navi here to find something! Call up the company he's with, file a complaint!"

That works every time.

But Mega Man wasn't paid any attention, then sadly walked on. B-B-B-BOOM! A herd of Mettaurs was coming his way!

"Cannon! Battle chip, in!!" Mega Man fired off at the Mettaurs, and from the PET a new Gaurd chip appeared.

"Good job, Mega Man!" Then a spikey appeared as well! These types of battles went on for a while, so we'll skip all of that junk.

 

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Finally, the group reached the thawing network. "Mr. Prog!" Mega Man ran over to a weakened program dude. "Do you have the ice block program?"

"Yes *cough*. I hope you can save Bill. He's the strongest fire Mr. Program in the world...use the program to save him..." he handed him the program.

"Thanks, but since when did Mr. Progs have elements?"

I didn't know that either.

"I dunno. He's the strongest since he's the only one."

"And that explains alot..." Mega Man thought back to the oven settings: Hot, Mad Hot, Nuclear Explosion.

That makes a lot more sense now.

 

But there was no time to think about that! Fire flew straight at Mega Man from afar!

"AHHHHH!" Mega Man was blasted backward from the impact, and the flames in real life grew bigger!

" OH NO!" screamed Lan's mother!

"WAIT!" Lan ran upstairs to look for something...aha! A squirt gun! He ran back down to the oven and sprayed some of the flames. They died down just enough so that he could get back to his PET, somehow.

Does this make ANY sense?

"Mega Man, are you okay?"

"Yeah, but why not just keep using the squirt gun?"

"Just kill the navi."

 

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Meanwhile, a fire navi was cornering a red Mr. Program. "NO!" it screamed! "Leave me alone!"

"You wish." The navi blasted a fire bomb at its head. It made a cherry-bomb explosion of wimpness.

"Ow my head."

"Leave that guy alone!" Mega Man ordered triumphantly!

"Alright then." The fire navi held up the program dude. "Match, jack 'em out."

"Alright then." The voice belonged to the oven-fixer-guy! The Mr. Program flew out in a ray of light. "Mission complete, jack out when ready Fire Man."

"After I delete this guy. Load up fire tower and fire bomb."

"Mega Man, looks like we can't get out of this one! Battle routine, set!"

"Exe-wait, if you're Fire Man, shouldn't you put OUT fires?"

"MEGA MAN!"

"What?"

"Just go."

"Sigh, execute."

What does the battle routine thing mean, anyways?

BATTLE START

"Okay, so if he's fire type, use aqua chips, Lan!"

"Bubbler! Battle Chip, in!!" Mega Man's arm turned into a hose.

"RAAAAAAA!" Mega Man shot out a bubble shot!

"FIRE ARM!" Fire Man launched out a fire burst that sizzled away the water burst, while still hitting Mega Man!

"OWWWWWWW!" Mega Man jumped away so that he didn't feel the full effect, but still got burnt.

"Umm...aqua tower! Battle chip, in!!"

"FIRE TOWER!" Sizz. Ow.

"Mega Man, hold your own while I think of a plan!" Lan spread out all of his chips.

This is kind of one-sided.

What could he use? Uh, swords. Everybody likes swords. "Sword, wide sword, long sword! Battle chips, in!!"

He's right! Everybody DOES love swords!

 

Instead of the wimpy normal sword, Mega Man's arm tuned into a huge green sword!

"WHAT?!" gasped Fire Man! "Life sword?!" How could that navi possibly know the combination?

Not many idiots know about Program Advances.

"YAAAA!" Mega Man sliced through Fire Man!

"Urghg...but at least...I completed the mission. AAAAAAAAAGH!" Fire Man blew up.

What a wimp! Or is life sword just that powerful... no, he's just sucky.

ENEMY DELETED

 

"Lan!" Fire Man's chip appeared through the PET. "We did it."

"Hmph," sniffed Match. "You THINK you've won. But the WWW has taken the first of four super programs needed to thake over the world!!! HA HA HA-oops. Shouldn't have said that." Match jacked out. The fire subsided.

"Mom! We did it!" Lan would soon enjoy some burnt muffins, but meanwhile at ACDC Elementary...

"Hmmm, so this is ACDC Elementary school...huh!"

Gasp! Foreshadowing!! Also, if you really want to enjoy more of this awesome story, look up the Rockman EXE Zone forums. I'm Junk Man.exe there. Check it out!

 

The second chapter! Yeah! I still don't know how a stove can put itself on fire. Or how a mother would just let her son get so close to a fire. Or how the house didn't already burn up. Also, cyber banana peels are from BN4, if you were curious. I also thought it would be interesting if I made the ultimate super programs Mr. Programs.

Notice as well how I refused to put commas in some sentences, like 'Thanks but that tok too long!'. I was meant to sound like he said it fast. Also used for 'Ow my head!'.

The squirt gun really should have been more helpful. Why was Lan too stupid to use it?!

Fire Man was srprised at life sword, because nobody is supposed to know about P.A.s. Also, Fire Man didn't need a fire arm chip, due to it becoming his buster. Look out next time to see how I translate navi chips.

 

Preview! A two part saga! Crappy quiz questions! Handys! A cursed blackboard! Glyde Attack! It's all here within the next chapter:Number Cruncher! It's special!

 

[spoiler= Chapter Three: Number Cruncher]

 

CHAPTER 3: NUMBER CRUNCHERS

 

During another educational day of school, Ms. Mari had changed the schedule by introducing a new wimpy adult to the class. "Now today class, Mr., uh-"

"Higsby." he said.

"Yes. Mr. Higsby will be uploading some PET chargers to the computers so you can charge while on the net!"

"SWEET!" said some random kid.

Don't we already have those? NOT IN 200X!!!*echo effect*

 

"Also," Ms. Mari added,"Mr. Higsby will be a kind of substitude teacher for today. So...bye." she ran out of the class like she was running for her life.

That's not unusual. Every teacher feels like that.

Then Mr. Higsby took control. "Okay, class! While Ms. Mari is out, I hope we can become good friends. Huh. First period is FREE TIME!"

"YAAAAAAAAY." Then Higsby left the classroom to attend to more pressing matters.

Mayl walked over to everybody's favorite Lan. "Lan, something's a little odd about this Mr. Higsby guy. He just left us alone."

"Well, as long as I can do what I want," he replied, "I don't really care!"

"Lan! Mayl!" Yai interupted Mayl as she started to lecture Lan. "Guys, guess what happened yesterday! I was on the net with Glyde and I put in three cannon chips. Then Glyde got something completely different! He ahnilated a bunch of viruses in one hit! What do you think happened?"

Wow. She figured it out JUST after Lan. Some games are just situational like that.

Lan thought to the day before. Fire Man. Life Sword. Boom. Sword, Wide, Long.

"I think that certain chips can combine together if used correctly-"

 

"LAN! Ready to lose? Again?" Dex rudely walked over.

How do you WALK rudely?

"Dex, leave Lan alone. We're having a good conversation."

"That's alright.We can talk later. Get ready to face my new chip AND combo!" The two were about to battle, but--

"Hello, future WWW soldiers." The blackboard started talking!

"What?"

"Huh?"

"WWW?!"

"Prepare for a new world order! Our goal: to start world war three and begin a new world!"

"NOOOOO!"

But...why? Can the board brainwash people with its voice?

 

Dex walked up to the board. "Guys, me and Guts Man are gonna fix this!" He jacked in. The blackboard kept talking for a few minutes, Dex kept busting. Then it stopped. "GUTS MAN!!" Guts Man was deleted.

"Dex," asked Mayl,"do you have a backup program?"

"...yeah."

Backups are already inside of every PET when you get them, but you only get one. You can't buy more since the PET rejects it. Stupid, huh? But then again, I just made that up.

"Good." Lan stepped up. "Dex, thank you. Mega Man will continue on. Try to evacuate the school, or at least rooms like this."

"Wait!" Mayl and Yai walked up next to Lan. "We're not letting you do this by yourself."

"That's right! Dex, go!" Dex tried to open the door but it wouldn't budge.

"It's locked! You'll have to open it over the network!"

Why are doors and blackboards connected over the internet? Is it just some doors, or is it all of them? We don't know.

 

"Thanks Dex! Jack in! Mega Man/Roll/Glyde,execute!"

Mega Man n' friends entered the school computer. "Guys, let's find the door lock!" Glyde led the way. They started off as some Handies came up!

A handy is a type of Virus(random encounter enemy) you find within the game series. Try to look it up, but it looks like a cool mechanical glove that places time bombs on the ground. Future computer viruses are too advanced.

"Mega Buster!"

"Roll Magic!"

Get ready, this next part's priceless.

"Glyde...Attack...?" Each one besides Glyde deleted a virus. Glyde Attack was a wimpy kick. Glyde was deleted when the handy punched him in retaliation! "OOF!!"

"Glyde!" Yai cried. "I should have loaded a chip. Glyde has NO offensive abilities..."

Mayl turned to Yai. "Do you have a backup?" Yai nodded. "You'll have to help Dex. Roll?"

"Yeah?"

"Use Roll Call on the last one."

"Roll Call!" Roll threw a heart at a Handy. The Handy turned pink and floated near Roll.

That's a cool ability.

Mega Man stepped back a bit. "Will it kill me? It looks...pink...and...hurty?"

"Of course not! It's under my control now." She gave a warm smile and patted the Handy on the pointer finger. "Now let's go."

 

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The navis came to a door.'HOW MANY DESKS ARE IN EACH CLASSROOM', it read.

"Nine, duh." The doors opened up! Bing! "We did it!" Dex started leading kids out of the room.

"Lan."

"What?"

"Don't let Mega Man get deleted, or else you'll insult Guts Man's sacrifice!" He turned to the kids. "Come on now, maggots! Puts'me muscle into it! Hup, two three four..."

What sacrifice? He just got beat up due to his suck factor.

Lan turned to his feminine side-kick. "Alright, Mayl. How's Roll?"

"Pretty good. Let's hurry." The navis hurried on. Then they got to the AV room comp. It looked just like all of the others as usual. Mega Man abruptly stopped. He was being overtaken by wall of fire suddenly sprouting up; a firewall!

Ha, classic word pun.

"AHHHHHHHH! IT HURTS! IT HURTS MORE THAN-no wait, it doesn't... OWWWWWW!!"

"Mega Man!" all three others screamed!

"Roll, don't let him take too much damage," Lan commanded.

"Right-o!" As Mega Man was paralyzed within the evil fire, Roll had to keep flinging small hearts from who-knows-where at him to keep him not-dead.

"I'll go to the AV room!" Lan burst through the door towards the AV room.

"Hurry back," Mayl called, even when it was obvious that he couldn't hear her.

 

The room had a card key lock. He needed a teacher's ID! Where would a teacher be? In class? Naah. When passing the supply closet he heard a muffled scream. Like a person being held hostage!

It's amazing that people can tell that in an instant.

Lan opened the door. Ms. Mari was bound and gagged! "MMPH! MMMMPH!" He thought to go ask somebody else, since she was a little busy at the moment, and closed the door. Then he stopped being so stupid.

 

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"Thank goodness, Lan. Mr. Higsby's evil!" Ms. Mari gasped, right after a cloth was removed from her mouth.

"What do you mean?" Lan asked.

"When I was leaving, Mr. Higsby caught me and threw me in here!"

"I KNEW IT!!" Lan roared! "Anybody that wimpy must be pure evil!" Then Lan remembered. Oh, yeah. The plot. "Do you have an ID with you?"

"Oh, well it's as thanks for saving me, I really don't care what you could possibly do with something like that." She handed Lan her teacher's ID.

What teacher would do that? Well, #1 of most things starts out with no good reason for anything.

A few minutes later, after leaving Ms. Mari in the closet without untying her, Lan opened the door and disabled the firewall. Mega Man limply fell on the ground and wiggled.

"Are you okay, Mega Man?"

"Yeah, except for the pain." Handy seemed to smile.

How do you tell something like that?

 

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"Finally! The last door!" Mega Man and Roll (plus Handy) were at the last area of the school network. Behind the door was a weird-looking green navi. He had a weird disco-ball-like head and was utterly fail-looking. 'HOW MANY DORS ARE IN THE SCHOOL' the door had asked. "Uh, twenty-one?" Mega Man guessed. He was right, and the door opened!!

Lucky guess?

"Heh heh heh." the opponent chuckled in his irritatingly high-pitched voice. "Now, you will suffer the wrath of-"

"Disco Man?"

"No-"

"Bulb Man?"

"NO-"

"Dumb Man?"

"NUMBER MAN!!"

Mega Man turned to Roll and whispered "He looks like a Dumb Man, though."

"Why are you doing this?" asked Roll.

"Well, Mr. Higsby, why don't you tell them why?" Number Man suggested. Suddenly, Higsby's voice flooded the area in nerdness!

Aieee!

 

"Huh, so it's come down to two kids," he said in a stereotypical bad-guy manner. "If you must know, the World Three are trying to recruit kid members to terrorize the net! Hahaha! *snort*"

"How could you do such a thing?" Mayl asked.

"That wasn't even funny!" yelled Mega Man.

"That was also a crappy explanation!" Lan protested.

"Heart arrow! Battle chip, in!!"

"Number Ball! Battle chip, in!!"

BATTLE START

Roll fired off an arrow from her arm which was soon blocked by a sphere broadcasting the number "87".

"Fire Man! Battle chip, in!!" Mega Man's buster was replaced with a flame thrower attack! It bursted through a number ball numbered "43".

"YOU deleted Fire Man?! Number Man exclaimed. "So you're the blue navi I've heard about. Can't afford to let you leave!" He launched off another barrage of number balls. He must've heard of him through the Mr. Program.

"Roll! Handy! Get behind me!" Mega Man continued to destroy some more evil spheres for a few volleys, until a ball numbered "63" appeared. The ball was impervious to his blasts of heat. It continued forward and exploded violently. They were hit by the large boom and flew off a little ways.

"AHH!"

"Oof!"

"No!" yelled Lan! "Mayl, can you get to Number Man if I create an opening?" He held up a tri-arrow chip.

It has a picture of a cool fish(Pirahna virus)spitting out three arrows.

"Um, I think so. Heart arrow can also auto-reject number ball if it hits. Go ahead!" Mayl was ready.

"Tri-arrow! Battle chip, in!!" Mega Man's arm turned into a crossbow. "81" came up.

"Get ready, Roll!" Bang-bang-bang! The ball exploded!

"HEART ARROW!" The arrow flew towards Number Man, swift and true. Then it blew up on him with PINK HEART POWAH!!

"GAAAAAH!!" It for some reason caused a bit of short-circuiting and Number Man screeched in pain. Number Ball was unusable!

"HOW DARE YOU!!" screamed Dum Ber-I mean Number Man!"LOAD UP TIME BOMB THREE, NOW!!""

"Time bomb three, huh! Battle chip, huh, in!!" A nice, big bomb appeared with a three! "Try to destroy that, huh!"

Higsby can get a little scary with that catch phrase. Not to mention irritating. Roll launched her last hearty ammo at it. No effect...?

"It won't blow up!" 3...2...1...

"MEGA MAN!"

Gulp. Handy...ate it?

B-g-j-WHAAAAAT?! IT HAS NO MOUTH!!

"Great job, Handy!" Mega Man congratulated! He picked up Handy and lobbed him. BOOM! Number Man was semi-blown up.

"Mega!" Roll whined.

"Aaargh! HIGSBY!" Number Man roared!

"We didn't bring any more chips! Use dice bomb! Huh."

 

This was literally Number Man's final gamble. He threw a large die at our heroes, reading a 6. It glowed, ready to explode! Roll pushed Mega Man out of the way and BLAM!

Oops, she's dead.

"ROLL!" Mayl screamed!

"Do you-"

"Yes I have a backup. Does Mega Man?"

Lan slowly stared down towards his shoes. "...No."

"WHAAAAAT?!" Mega Man screamed. "Lan, you're SO cheap! WHEN did I last die? WHEN?!"

Lan picked up his three super-sword chips. "Don't worry. You'll win THIS battle! Sword, long sword, wide sword! Battle chips, in! LIFE SWOOOOOOORD!!" Lan roared!! Mega Man got a small, dinky, normal sword.

"HUH?!"

Ha, people who have played the game should know how it feels to screw up a Program Advance. It really sucks, by the way.

Higsby was angered by the sudden choice of words! "Hey, that's my catch phrase! Number Man, huh, show no mercy!"

"You got it, Higsby!" Number Man got ready for the final dice bomb.

Lan prepared for the worst. Then he remembered...'I put in three cannons. They turned into something completely different!'

" Three cannons! Battle chips, in!!" Mega Man's arm turned into a big, glowing cannon!

"Mega Man, how does it feel?" Lan asked.

"It feels like...GIGA CANNON TIME!!!" He aimed at Number Man, who was too scared to move, and..."FIRE!!" Kar-BLAM!

Hoo-rah!

"NOOOOO!!!" Number Man blew up in a colossal inferno.

Mega Man pointede to where Number Man just stood. "You just got owned."

ENEMY DELETED

 

Higsby conveniently fell out of a nearby closet. "How could this beeee???" Lan and Mayl surrounded him. "I...I lost."

"Now it's time to pay for your crimes! In prison, of course," Lan said.

"NOOOOO, HUH!" Higsby wailed, squirming in an uncomfortable manner. "DON'T SEND ME TO JAIL! I'm ready to change! I'm serious!"

"That's not good enough-"

Mayl stopped Lan. "Lan, he's telling the truth. Don't turn him in! He's ready to help humanity and save the rain forests and stuff! And recycle!"

"Yeah! I'm done being evil, huh! Who needs the 4-million a year I get! I'll show my sorrow by becoming the world's lowest lifeform! A shopkeeper!"

So the WWW boss pays $4M each year? No wonder people follow under him! That's alot o' moolah! Plus, shopkeepers are NOT that low on the food chain and are an integral part of our daily lives.

Lan thought for a second. "Well, okay. But if you do anything evil, you're outta here!" He did throat-slitting motion.

"THANK YOOOOO!" Higsby began kissing Lan's feet as Mega Man jacked out.

"Lan! Mail! It says 'beware of of suspicious people entering your school system'." He read. "'Interrogated children are saying a bad guy is teaching them to be bad and stuff. If you see a weird guy who repeatedly says 'huh', tell a police officer.'"

"Why tell us now?"

 

 

Mr Higsby! Notice that I made his descriptions to be completely wimpy. The Cannon P.A. was mentioned early on in the game for real. Also Dex did try to disable the board in the game.

Something different, however, was how the others all jacked in. I felt it was nessecary for them to do SOMETHING. And I guess that Glyde is supposed to suck beyond comprehension as I typed.

The doors did also ask trivia questions like the one about the chairs in the classroom, simply easy to answer. And MM did get caught at the AV room. Lan did save Ms. Mari and Mega Man, but the Handy was much more serious about the matter (:) Yay.).

Well, I couldn't resist calling #Man names. Heh heh. Also, roll arrow was changed so that it would seem the chip wasn't made for only one navi, but I couldn't think of a [/size]name for number ball.

I know that handies can't eat, but I thought I needed a random help-thing to happen.

Dice bomb was, obviously, Number Man's charge shot(as Colonel knows).

I wanted to release some old pain, so Lan did as I have several times: messed up a P.A. Instead of Z-cannon, I decided on using G-Cannon.

 

Time for preview!

It's the rematch of the century, Guts Man vs. Mega Man! Let's see if Mega Man's P.A.s can change what had previously happened, or if the gutsy Guts Man can punch his guts out! And, we'll see if I'll stop making bad puns! You don't wanna miss: Guts Spillin' Vol.2!

GUUUUUUUUUUTS!

 

 

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CHAPTER 4: GUTS SPILLIN': VOL.2

 

After the big fat mishap, Mega Man broke the ice. "Lan, on the tv didn't they say that the Metroline was opening today? It can take us to see dad at work!"

Lan suddenly felt exited. "It did? It does? It huh? Where was I when all this was happening?"

"Asleep."

Of course. That's how they spring it on you in the game. Rushed and surprising.

They rushed over to the nearby Metroline station, where there were quite a few angry people.

"Excuse me, sir," Lan asked a train worker-guy, "but what's the commotion?"Kids use the word 'commotion' these days?

"There was a landslide and the train was nearly damaged. We should have been alerted beforehand due to the natural disaster warning computer, so we've shut down the train until we can fix the computer. The it'll automatically go back online."

"Thank you, nameless person!" Lan ran off.

"Hey! I have a name! Wait...no..." the man said sadly. You'd be surprised how many public helpful people have no names.

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"Jack in! Mega Man, execute!!" Mega Man was online.Blunt but effective."Let's go see what's wrong with the computer! Go find it!"

"Okay, master! I am yours to command!" Mega Man started to look around.That's how he acts, at least.

A while later...

"It's not here."

"Then check the next area!" Lan ordered.

"We can't."

"Why?"

"There's a firewall." He was right. "It says 'Dex's PC! Guts Man only accessible!' We need Dex's permission."I needed to definetly detail this part more.

"Man! We can't beat Guts Man!"

"Well," Mega Man inferred, "We beat Number Man who was stronger than Guts Man, which implies that we're stronger."

Lan said in response, "But Guts Man got deleted! He still needs to get his data into the backup! It takes a while! How do you know he's ready--"

"MAIL, LAN!!!" Mega Man held up a virtual letter. "'Guts Man's ready for a battle, unless you're too chicken! :) Dex'."

"How...convenient." Lan jacked out and headed over to Dex's house.Video games ARE overly convenient, aren't they?

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"Dex, I'm ready for a battle!"But who said they were in Dex's house?!

"Alright, time for humiliation!" Dex was about to jack in.Where?

"Wait! How about we up the ante a bit, hmm?"

"Like what?"

"If I win I get your P-code."

"What?"What did P-code stand for again? Something dumb, I guess. But the lack of pacing here is evident.

Lan smiled."BUT, if you win, you get my Fire Man and Number Man chips."

"Ohoho, you made the right offer." Dex turned back to the PC.

"Jack in! Mega Man, execute!!"

"Jack in! Guts Man, execute!!"

BATTLE START

"Crack hammer! Battle chip, in!! You know what to do!" What did the place look like?

"Ok, Dex!" Guts Man ran up to Mega Man. "GUTS!"Imagine that they're in a flat, greenish, squarish plane with donuts as a backdrop.

Mega Man ran away from his corner. "Wide sword, long sword, sword! Battle chips, i-" Lan remembered yesterday. Don't use it until he knows how to. "Number Man! Battle chip, in!!"HE WAS STANDING I THE CORNER?!

"Alley-oop!" Mega Man threw out an incoming '1'!Oh, you mean a die. With one dot on it. It harmlessly bounced off of Guts Man.

"GUUUUTS!" Guts Man tried to squish Mega Man once again.

"Uh, alley-oop?" Mega Man threw a '3'. It caused minor damage.

"Guts Man! The number equals the power!" Dex said.

He figured that out faster than me, Lan thought, That jerk! I'll try the swords again. "Sword, wide sword, long sword! Battle chips, in!!" Mega Man's arm turned into the super sword! Yeah! So is Lan dumb or something, or is Dex a master strategist? I think it's going to be the second one soon.

"Ye did it, Lansie!" Mega Man ran up to Guts Man. "YEEEEEEEE!"

"Mega Man! Battle chip, in!!" Guts Man started shooting a mega buster really fast! He began to turn green!Ew, he's invincible AND sick!

"What? What's he doing?!" Lan asked.

"Y'see, Lan? Each navi can use a navi chip in a special, hidden way. Guts Man uses the Guts Machine Gun!!"

Guts Man was invulnerable durring the onslaught. "Yeehaw! Guts! Yeehaw! Guts!" he said annoyingly. But did he hit Mega Man?

"Mega Man, ditch life sword."

"WHUBBA?!"

"Just do it! Guard! battle chip in!! Mega Man began deflecting GMG!

"G-G-G-G-G-G-G-GUTS!" GMG apparently breaks throught invincibility!

BLAM!Oh, HERE'S where he COULD HAVE gotten hit.

ENEMY DELETED

Oh, really far from this point I decided that it was weird that navis in friendly battles don't die. So there's a small sensor you can activate in battle, and if both you and your opponent have set it up, the one who gets deleted is scanned into a chip and is brought back to life.

"Wha...what?" Dex stared at his PET in disbelief.

"Dex...uh, are you okay?"

"LAN!!" he exploded, "ACCEPT THIS P-CODE ALONG WITH THIS GUTS MAN CHIP! PUT'EM TO GOOD USE, SOLDIER!" Dex hapily gave the stuff to Lan.I think that was slightly modified game text that feels very awkward. And what does a P-code look like? Is it a word on a strip of paper? Is it grilled salmon? We'll never know since BN2 ditches this idea.

"Wow, thanks Dex!" said Lan. "I owe ya' one!" Lan rushed back to his house.That was fast.

"That guy's not as bad as we thought, huh?" asked Mega Man.

"Yeah, I guess so."

 

Thoughts. Not much this time, just wanted to place something that becomes really important later: the navi chip thing(GMG).

 

Next time: STONE MAN! GOK! ANOTHER WWW AGENT! GOK! CAN MEGA MAN POSSIBLY BEAT THIS WEAK GUY?! GOK? WAIT UNTIL NEXT WEEK TO FIND OUT! GOK!

 

 

 

 

 

[NewtonAH]

Wild West Bob was funny, by the way. :)

 

So you're retelling BN1 (Correct me if I'm wrong)? Nice. I like your "Now I've got... 20 HP! (Suckers!)" quips, spices it up.

 

But unless you're worried about the character limit, paragraphs are good.

 

I was gonna post a BN fic too, but me like.

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Wild West Bob was funny' date=' by the way. :)

 

So you're retelling BN1 (Correct me if I'm wrong)? Nice. I like your "Now I've got... 20 HP! (Suckers!)" quips, spices it up.

 

But unless you're worried about the character limit, paragraphs are good.

 

I was gonna post a BN fic too, but me like.

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Yay, I've INSPIRED people! I suppose. And I'm not just trying to do BN1, but I'm going to AT LEAST three. I'm actually almost there in my notebooks... that I write in.

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More fourth wall breakage with lifesword, I see.

 

No, Mega Man. THAT would make SENSE.

 

And we can't have that happen, now can we?

 

Everybody likes swords

 

You'd think, with Mega Man having a, you know, arm cannon(!) that wouldn't be the case- but noooo even Bass/Forte has to have em! :?

 

Reads Chapter 3...

 

"Prepare for a new world order! Our goal: to start world war three and begin a new world!"

"NOOOOO!"

But...why? Can the board brainwash people with its voice

 

Nooooo! ...Must give Wily... Credit Card number... wait, do we even us- Owwwwww brain cramp!

 

Glyde...Attack...?" Each one besides Glyde deleted a virus. Glyde Attack was a wimpy kick. Glyde was deleted when the handy punched him in retaliation! "OOF!!"

"Glyde!" Yai cried. "I should have loaded a chip. Glyde has NO offensive abilities..."

Mayl turned to Yai. "Do you have a backup?" Yai nodded. "You'll have to help Dex. Roll?"

"Yeah?"

"Use Roll Call on the last one."

"Roll Call!" Roll threw a heart at a Handy. The Handy turned pink and floated near Roll.

 

Glyde attacked the Handy. He attack was weak. The Handy *PAWNCH!*

 

Oh, and yay for still more Roll puns.

 

I felt it was nessecary for them to do SOMETHING. And I guess that Glyde is supposed to suck beyond comprehension as I typed.

 

Always agreed (Even though I forgot about that in mine...)

 

Still funny.

 

(Handy *PAW-* *Lifesword*)

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Tankz.

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I HAVE FINALLY ADDED TO THIS STORY. I've been pretty inactive as of late, because it's really hard to do this AND all of my end-of-school-year-projects. Sorry for any problems with my dummness.

[SushiTheLegend]

I haven't read it but as soon as I saw Guts being mentioned I thought I'd suggest using all made up Navis? Using the Navis from Megaman seems sort of bad.

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I haven't read it but as soon as I saw Guts being mentioned I thought I'd suggest using all made up Navis? Using the Navis from Megaman seems sort of bad.

 

But if I'm doing a story making fun of how dumb Mega Man is, why shouldn't I use the characters? Sure, I made some new navis up, but I'm following the game storyline instead of trying to make a crappy story based on some OTHER Mega Man crap. I'd thought of that, but by looking at so many "fail" stories like that, I wanted to focus on a parody story.

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Well, the first spoiler was too large, so here I am. Chapter 6 is okay, bear with me until my past quality really starts getting cooler.

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[spoiler=Chapter Five: Rock Smashin', Guts Mix]

Chapter Five: Rock Smashin', Guts Mix

 

Den Area 2. Mega Man looked around. "I know there's a WWW cronie somewhere." said a stealthy Mega Man. He looked up a ramp. "Uh oh."

"What?" asked Lan. "A WWW guy?"Well, hello. The last two chapters were initially all one chapter, but that made me feel like people would feel it was rushed. So I broke it. Anyways...what did the area look like? What did the guy look like from afar? Making fun of myself is fun.

"Yeah."

"Then get ready!"

"RAAAR!Mega Man charged up the slope. A big, fat, squarish, grey, stony, bad guy greeted him with a frown.

"Gok gok!" the enemy said.That's literally all he says.

"Well, the reason I'm here is to fix the Metroline. Why're you here?"

"Gok. Gok gok gok!"And Mega Man can understand him somehow.

"Lan, we have to teach this guy to stop talking so dirty!"

"Uh...alright! Battle routine, set!!"

"Execute!"

"Gok gok!"

BATTLE START

"Sword, wide sword, long sword! Battle chip, in!!" Mega Man got the huge sword again!

"BLAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Mega Man odly screamed while running up to the bad guy. Splat. He ran into a newly-made rock cube.It appeared in thin air. Stone Man created more stones around him to create a shield.Actually, just so you know, the odd screams are used to convey his maturity in battle. As time goes on he loses many of his gimmicks.

"Gok gok gok, gok!" Stone Man jeered.

"Lan! We need a new strategy!" Stone Man crashed his club-like arms to the ground. Rocks fell from the sky! "Yikes!" Mega Man ran from the path of a rock.actually this makes no sense. How do rocks fall from out of the blue? Well, it happens in the game.

Lan held up a battle chip. "How will this be for help? Bubbler, heater! Battle chips, in!!" Mega Man fired the shots at rocks, causing it to spread to Stone Man.For people who have never played the game, those two attacks, when they hit something, spread the blast to whatever's behind the original target. So if they hit a rock in front of him, then it hits him as well.

"Gok gok gok! GOK!" More stones rained down.

"Guard! Battle chip, in!!" Boing! A rock bounced off of the shield onto Stone Man! Squish!The shield was held at JUST the right angle!

"GOOOOOOK!" One of Stone Man's arms dissapeared and reappeared in front of Mega Man.

"Whubba?" BZZZZZT! "Laser beams? This guy cheats!" Yeah, he shoots LASER BEAMS. Absurd, isn't it? All of the attacks are his in the game.

"Mega Man!" gasped Lan. "Are you okay?"

"Yeah, but one more attack will, in fact, kill me."He sounds so calm about it...

"Gok!" Another laser got ready...

"Guts Man! Battle chip, in!!" SMASH! Or should I say, PUNCH!

"GOOOOK?!" Mega Man had just destroyed Stone Man's arm! With a punch we didn't really get to see.

"Hiiiyah!" Mega Man punched a cube at Stone Man! It was just enough to finally take him down! And he began to explode, too. Why do net navis explode? I never got that.

"GOOOOOK! GOOK! GEEK! WHY DO I HAVE TO LEARN HOW TO TALK NOW?! NOOOOOO!" Boom. Exploded. How sad.

"Stone Man, you just got owned!"

ENEMY DELETED

Mega Man turned to a long data stream with a rock on it. "Fixing system!" He shot the rock away. "How does putting a rock on top of it make it malfunction?"

"Who cares, let's go see dad!"Hooray for nonsense!

 

The boring part! Yay! This chapter was kinda short. Kinda REEELY short. When I wrote it down it was only 3 pages long. The title was from the use of the Guts Man chip to win.

I put in a few jokes based on what Stone Man said, which were really annoying. And the rock lasers? Randomness, but a real attack. This was also extremely short, but who cares...I'd like some more support again. Please post again!

 

On the next all-natural episode of MMTFF, Mega Man fights the most eco-friendly netnavi. But are his chip chains too much for our main character? He did lose against Guts Man once...well anyways read it or I'll poke you. Now with less sodium!

 

[spoiler=Chapter Six: Save the Trees! (Even When They're Only Computer Programs)]

CHAPTER Six: Save the Trees! (Even When They're Only Computer Programs)

 

Later, Lan and Mega Man arrived at the government complex (GC) that Lan's dad worked at as a scientist."Ah, this feels so exciting!" said an ecstatic Mega Man. "I finally won't suck so much!" Then Lan's stomach emited a low gurgle. Since this chapter is Wood-related, I'm usin' green. And yes, in the game, they always call it the "Government Complex". I hated how they always changed the place where Lan's dad works, so he's working here the entire series. Not goin' anywhere else. Well, the Power-Up system will become one of the MOST IMPORTANT ITEMS IN THE ENTIRE SERIES, SO REMEMBER IT ONCE IT'S EQUIPPED.

"Aw, man..."

"How could you be hungry at a time like this?!"

"I know...my stomach sucks." Then Lan noticed a lunch stand! With lunch! And food! "FOOD!!" Lan ran over towards the kiosk. It was run by a girl with green hair (?!). Anime hair always looks cool, but you never get used to it.

"Oh, hi. Do you want to buy an all-natural boxed lunch?" she asked. "Only 500 zennys a box." Lan naturally shelled out the cash. Yeah. For zennys, think like yen. $500 is too much to pay for a lunch box.

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"Mmm...that was almost better than mom's (cooking)!" Lan happily admitted.

"Thanks! I make these myself. My name's Sal. Are you going into the GC? Oh, and your name?" I admit that this sounds a little rushed here. If I were talking to her, I'd be swamped with questions.

"Lan Hikari is going into the GC to see his father. I'm going to get something." That sounds weird on purpose.

"Well, Lan, when you come back, I'll have something special ready." She picks favorites. She's not fair.

"Thanks! See you in a few!" Lan entered the building and went to the science laboratory where his dad should have been. He stopped by the resident security officer, Bubba. Bubba is a fat man name.

"Bubba, have you seen my dad?"

"Oh, Lan. Naw, I didn't see yer dad. Yesterday he said he'd make ya somethin' special, then he jus' disappeared." Bubba said in a westerny accent. Everybody's saying that 'something special' stuff THESE DAYS.

"Oh. Thanks." Lan turned to his digital pal. "What'll we do now?"

"Leave a note?" Soon enough Lan and Mega Man had left a note on their dad's desk. They didn't write anything on it, though...? Ha, it was meant LITERALLY.

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"So," Sal began, "ready for your surprise?"

"Yeah!" I wish I'd said that they were outside again, or what the air was like, at least. Well, the beginning gets the "comedy" done, though.

"Jack into the computer to face my Wood Man. That is, if you're a netbattler." Yes, for no apparrent reason there was a computer on thr cart. I never got it either. In the game, a girl gives you a lunch you pay for. Then she tells you to come see her when you're done with your crap. The she asks you to fight her. I never got it either.

"You couldn't have chosen a better gift! Jack in! Mega Man, execute!!" Mega Man was sent to a green area with a woody guy standing around. I should have described some movements here... see how much I want to fix it now? But I'm restraining myself...

"Are you...Lan's?" asked the guy. Seriously, that's ALL you can say about Wood Man. He's woody and nothing else. Next time I see my self from last year, I'm gonna beat'm up.

"The one and only Mega Man!" Mega Man said with a wink.

"...Get ready..."

"Wood tower! Battle chip, in!!" (yelled Sal, placing the battle chip inside of her green, bright PET with one swipe of her arm!)

"Fire Man! Battle chip, in!!" Mega Man began with a fire arm attack. But how did he launch it? I really would fix this up, but I'll do it once I'm done with the entire first book. It'll be... the Gold Edition... or Cybernetic. I dunno.

BATTLE START

The flames were avoided and countered with a wood tower. But HOW?! I REALLY HATE MY PAST SELVES.

"Reg!" Mega Man groaned oddly. I actually liked the oddly cool groans he made, but soon enough, he grew out of it. Or I ignored them. I don't know which.

Boop boop boop. Wood Man released a few seeds from his buster. The 'boop's are SOUND EFFECTS!! Yeah, I'd have missed that on my first try, too.

"Oof! Aaf! Eef!" Mega Man recoiled from each hit.

"Guard! Battle chip, in!!" Wood Man tried for another wood tower, which was then sent back at himself. I think this battle's really lame, actually. Feel free to agree.

"Urg!"

"Now, Mega Man! Fire arm!"

"What he saaaaaaaaid!!" Mega Man did so rather loudly. Wood Man was about to get burnt to a crisp! That's actually kinda funny.

"Bubble wrap! Battle chip, in!!" Wood Man was covered in a watery veil that negated the fire attack! It's a real attack in the game! Who knew?

"No!" Lan looked at his new navi chip. "Stone Man! Battle chip, in!!" Mega Man held out his mega buster.

"LASER ATTACK!!" A rock cube harmlessly appeared in front of Mega Man. More spikes appeared under Mega Man. "Bloorf." I expected the laser myself when I first used it. Instead, rocks fell from the sky randomly, missing horribly.

"MEGA MAN!!" Lan cried.

"Good job, Wood Man. Gaia dance! Battle chip, in!!" I made this up to demonstrate a navi attack. So there. But I'm still not happy with this chapter one bit. I feel like going all Weather Report on its butt.

"Sword, wide sword, long sword! Battle chips, in!!" Mega Man swiped the huge sword but...it was dodged with a giant leap?! Wood Man soared up and up...and up... HOW THE HECK CAN THAT TREE MAN JUMP SO WELL?!

"HOW THE HECK CAN YOU JUMP SO WELL?!" In the game when he uses this attack, he leaps like 12 feet into the air! I don't understand it!

"ARRRGH!" Wood Man came crashing down, causing a sea of approaching wood towers to arrise!

"BLEEH!" Mega Man was almost done for. Why do I never type 'He got hit.'?

"Looks like we win, Lan and Mega Man." Sal announced cockily, with a sly smirk on the side.

Quickly Lan thought of the stone cubes. "Thunder, Guts Man! Battle chips, in!!"

"Huh, what? I wasn't paying attention." Yeah, he does that sometimes. And the thunder chip is dropped by a yellow dude called a Billy. But in later games, it was released as a stand-alone attack with no power-ups, so there's no number here.

"Use the chips NOW."

"Oooooooh." He launched the billy-ball at Wood Man, drained of most energy.

"Wood Man!" cried Sal. The barrier would make the thunder thing become even more powerful! Since it was a WATER barrier. But why didn't he JUMP over it? Because gaia dance was over. But why didn't he walk away slowly? Because the attack homes in on you. I should have made a funny, short chase scene with that thing.

"ZZZZZZZZT!" Wood Man was paralyzed and the barrier popped.

"Now punch the rock!" Classic BN combo.

"Oh, I see." Mega Man punched the rock cube at Wood Man. Boom. I forgot to say that his fist grew as he punched the rock.

ENEMY DELETED

"Pretty good strategy, Lan." Sal congratulated. "I now award you with this!" She handed him a Wood Man chip. Doesn't Mega Man make those things with the PET? And I feel like this ending was too quick. Like "Hi! Bye!"

"See you tomorrow!"

"Wow, thanks." Lan thought of the seed buster. Well, that's what it does in this story, so you're right.

 

"LAN! MAIL!!" Lan opened up his mail while going home. That navi loves his mail. Really, he does, as shown throughout the entire series. Of this story. It read as:

To Mega Man/Lan

I was out at work today working on the program I promised you guys. I attatched it onto this e-mail so you can download it to Mega Man as soon as possible. It will enhance his true powers, mainly in attack, defense, speed and reasoning abilities.

Have a good day, Dad. That's pretty much what the game said. So I didn't make up the weird excuse of him not being at work for no reason. But this program is MUCH more important here than in the games. Here it's the only reason Mega Man can beat people soon enough. Like in the next chapter, for instance.

"Do you know what this means?" asked Mega Man, excitedly. "This is the thing I've been waiting for!!" He held up a small box-shaped thing. "I can't wait for you to put it onto me! I finally won't suck so much!!" Just so you know, it's supposed to be the weird pack on his back. That thing now has a reason!! Yayz~

"Mega Man, you're being loud."

"I"M SO HAPPY!!~"

 

The part where I ramble! Yeah! I thought that it would be weird if zennys were dollars, so they're yen, now. They live in Japan, right?

Yes, Bubba should be a FAT security guard.

For Wood Man's rapid wood tower attack (secondary attack),[/size] I called it gaia dance. His seed buster was from BN4 Blue Moon only, but I guess you knew that already.

And finally, I will point out the seemingly hard to notice spots when the program helps Mega Man in future chapters (you'll see what I mean).

 

Next week: a three-part chapter! Part one! The town is under a water crisis and Lan decides to check it out! But when they notice an official netbattler checking things, what does this mean for our duo? That's next time! Woo!

 

 

 

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New chapter up and stuff.