Akira Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 I bite my thumb at thee' date=' thou red tailed bumble bee![/quote'] I don't recognize this line, but it does make more sense when you remember that biting your thumb at someone used to be the equivalent of what is now giving them the middle finger. It's not a word-for-word quote, I just added the bumble bee bit since it was another Shakespearean-era insult. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Force_Flex Posted May 2, 2009 Report Share Posted May 2, 2009 [align=center]Someone once said to me, "john, stop eating little puppies" WHAT!?[/align] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smeg Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Ya mum has a poo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Wouldn't this be in Games? XDAnyways,"Yo momma so fat, that, um, she ate three Big Macs!"From, a Stupid Kid at my school. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
-Berserker- Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 No, U! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kzownsall Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 This guy just walked up to me and said Your moma is so fat that whales say "WE ARE FAMILY!" to her..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
omnimon8 Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 my brother has said "haha... ummmmmmmmm.......... you suck!!" to me... and then he walked off lafin... DUMBA$$ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrekstasy Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. That is all. Monty Python and the Holy Grail. I fart in your general direction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prince Poison Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid! that my friends is win...even though I don't know what it means.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akira Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 Your lives that I spit on are now but a caricature of a cartoon drawn by a kid who is stupid! that my friends is win...even though I don't know what it means.... IIRC' date=' it's a quote from Fawful in the game [i']Super Mario Bros. Superstar Saga[/i]. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Phoenix Posted May 3, 2009 Report Share Posted May 3, 2009 ^ that's the strangest insult ever, because the salt is in the object, rather that the object being in salt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Enma Ai Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 the most annoying / stupid insult comeback i have ever heard (excluding posts in this thread); "I know you are but what am I ?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Windowlicker Posted May 4, 2009 Report Share Posted May 4, 2009 Me and a friend were walking down the street when some random bloke came up to us and said: "You've got two". WTF? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lelouch Lamperouge Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 My Friend Yelled At Me "Suck My Footjuice".I Immediately Replied "Eat My Anal Spillage"Wtf??Like 10 Mins Later I Realized What I Said...Where The Fak Did These Insults Come From?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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