Exyst Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Seriously. I'm off to court 17th May. Halp meh please? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jericho Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 I can't help if you don't tell me what it's for. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saturn of Elemia Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 So, what exactly did you do to have a court hearing? :O Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exyst Posted May 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Car theft =o Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
D. Gray Man Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 ...man i swear you...and get a lawyer :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jericho Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Give me a rundown of the list of evidence. Eye witnesses, DNA, ect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akira Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Well, since you're already in trouble, steal all the cars of the Judge and the Jury so that they can't make it, turn up at the hearing and be like "Oh, nobody to convict me? Awesome, case closed kthx" and stroll out of the hall casually like nothing happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exyst Posted May 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Well' date=' since you're already in trouble, steal all the cars of the Judge and the Jury so that they can't make it, turn up at the hearing and be like "Oh, nobody to convict me? Awesome, case closed kthx" and stroll out of the hall casually like nothing happened.[/quote'] Nice plan. I need a lawyer xD Any voulenteers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmegaWave Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Well' date=' since you're already in trouble, steal all the cars of the Judge and the Jury so that they can't make it, turn up at the hearing and be like "Oh, nobody to convict me? Awesome, case closed kthx" and stroll out of the hall casually like nothing happened.[/quote'] That.....is the best idea ever. *Gives Akira a cookie* I'd go with this one :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exyst Posted May 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Thing is, I dunno the jury. Probably some random people who I've never met Or the guy whose car I stole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jericho Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Well' date=' since you're already in trouble, steal all the cars of the Judge and the Jury so that they can't make it, turn up at the hearing and be like "Oh, nobody to convict me? Awesome, case closed kthx" and stroll out of the hall casually like nothing happened.[/quote'] Nice plan. I need a lawyer xD Any voulenteers? I request to be your council. I only charge two cheeseburgers and a coke an hour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exyst Posted May 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Well' date=' since you're already in trouble, steal all the cars of the Judge and the Jury so that they can't make it, turn up at the hearing and be like "Oh, nobody to convict me? Awesome, case closed kthx" and stroll out of the hall casually like nothing happened.[/quote'] Nice plan. I need a lawyer xD Any voulenteers? I request to be your council. I only charge two cheeseburgers and a coke an hour. Make it 1 cheeseburger and a Fruit Shoot and we have a deal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OmegaWave Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Thing is' date=' I dunno the jury. Probably some random people who I've never met Or the guy whose car I stole[/quote'] If that's the case, they can't legally do that because of bias. The guy knows you stole his car so without a doubt he would say Guilty no matter what. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exyst Posted May 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Hmm... D: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hobbes96 Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Thing is' date=' I dunno the jury. Probably some random people who I've never met Or the guy whose car I stole[/quote'] why didja steal it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sander Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Thing is' date=' I dunno the jury. Probably some random people who I've never met Or the guy whose car I stole[/quote'] If that's the case, they can't legally do that because of bias. The guy knows you stole his car so without a doubt he would say Guilty no matter what. And yet, he would be right =/ But yeah, you can't have the car owner in the jury, common sense, duh. You do the crime, you do the time. Easy as that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jericho Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Well' date=' since you're already in trouble, steal all the cars of the Judge and the Jury so that they can't make it, turn up at the hearing and be like "Oh, nobody to convict me? Awesome, case closed kthx" and stroll out of the hall casually like nothing happened.[/quote'] Nice plan. I need a lawyer xD Any voulenteers? I request to be your council. I only charge two cheeseburgers and a coke an hour. Make it 1 cheeseburger and a Fruit Shoot and we have a deal. Deal. Give me a rundown of the evidence. Are there any eye witnesses? Did they find your DNA in the stolen car? Also answer the following: How old are you? Have you ever been in thouble with the law before? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exyst Posted May 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 The boogyman was chasing you and i needed a quick getaway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skuldur Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 We're not going to help you. You were stupid enough to try to steal a car, you deal with it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exyst Posted May 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 D: You just broke my heart I thought you cared T^T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna Diviner Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Obvious troll is obvious. Use a, Get out of Jail Free, card. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exyst Posted May 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Obvious troll is obvious. Use a' date=' Get out of Jail Free, card.[/quote'] =D And I tried. Apparently, Monoply cards aren't legal no moar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Luna Diviner Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Why must the Government taunt us? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exyst Posted May 5, 2009 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Its not fair is it. FREE RIGHTS FOR MONOPOLY PLAYERS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
∮.Ғσяgσттeи.SσℓÐιєя.∮ Posted May 5, 2009 Report Share Posted May 5, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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