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YOU LIE. DRIVE YOUR RIGHT EYE INTO THE CORNER OF A BED AND SEE WHAT HAPPENSSSSS.

 

I AM NOT A MORON LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!

 

DON'T f***ing CALL ME A MORON. YOU LIVE A f***ing BOROUGH AWAY AND I CAN CHARGE OVER THAT AND RAM YOUR GOD DAMN HEAD INTO A HIGHWAY. SO FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY' date=' STOP BEING A f**.

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YOU LIE. DRIVE YOUR RIGHT EYE INTO THE CORNER OF A BED AND SEE WHAT HAPPENSSSSS.

 

I AM NOT A MORON LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!

 

DON'T f***ing CALL ME A MORON. YOU LIVE A f***ing BOROUGH AWAY AND I CAN CHARGE OVER THAT AND RAM YOUR GOD DAMN HEAD INTO A HIGHWAY. SO FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY' date=' STOP BEING A f**.

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I had to get stitches on my eyeball because I was rolling on the floor and drove my eye into the corner of my sister's bed.

 

I had to have my eyeball twisted back for half an hour. The numbing lasted ages. Also needles hurt into your eyelids.

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YOU LIE. DRIVE YOUR RIGHT EYE INTO THE CORNER OF A BED AND SEE WHAT HAPPENSSSSS.

 

I AM NOT A MORON LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!

 

DON'T f***ing CALL ME A MORON. YOU LIVE A f***ing BOROUGH AWAY AND I CAN CHARGE OVER THAT AND RAM YOUR GOD DAMN HEAD INTO A HIGHWAY. SO FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY' date=' STOP BEING A f**.

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You know, this is why we think you are a dumbass.

 

You can't get stitches on your eyeball. I mean, how's that even possible to get stitches on your eyeball?

 

Here's a hint, it's not.

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YOU LIE. DRIVE YOUR RIGHT EYE INTO THE CORNER OF A BED AND SEE WHAT HAPPENSSSSS.

 

I AM NOT A MORON LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!

 

DON'T f***ing CALL ME A MORON. YOU LIVE A f***ing BOROUGH AWAY AND I CAN CHARGE OVER THAT AND RAM YOUR GOD DAMN HEAD INTO A HIGHWAY. SO FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY' date=' STOP BEING A f**.

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Is this the part were I fear being attacked by a guy who is blind in one eye and smacked his head on the side of the bed?

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YOU LIE. DRIVE YOUR RIGHT EYE INTO THE CORNER OF A BED AND SEE WHAT HAPPENSSSSS.

 

I AM NOT A MORON LIKE YOU!!!!!!!!!!

 

DON'T f***ing CALL ME A MORON. YOU LIVE A f***ing BOROUGH AWAY AND I CAN CHARGE OVER THAT AND RAM YOUR GOD DAMN HEAD INTO A HIGHWAY. SO FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY' date=' STOP BEING A f**.

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Is this the part were I fear being attacked by a guy who is blind in one eye and smacked his head on the side of the bed?

 

For the first time you made a win post =D

 

Welcome to the dark side.

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Wow. I love the stupidity of the guy that got his eye "stitched". I also can't believe how well this thread is doing. lol

 

Anyway, on topic. My mom just went out to get a second dose of medicine that's WAY stronger than what I'm currently on because the pain in my throat is suppose to spike sometime tonight or tomorrow.

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I had to get a tooth removed' date=' and I got high off the lauging gas.

 

It was fun until the evil clown came out of the blinds.

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My wisdom teeth are coming in, so I might need to get them out.

 

Weird, though, 'cuz I'm only 15. D:

 

Due to a failed geminated tooth removal, I NEED my wisdom teeth to come in so I can stick braces on them and fix my mouth.

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