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My sister, being 6 at this time, decided it was a good idea to play doctor and mix up the medicine in the medical cabinet. My mother mistook asthma medicine for Aspirin. She started freaking out and we rushed to the hospital. >>"

 

And she always annoys me when I'm doing something. "Big bro, what're you drawing?" "Big bro, lemme' see!" Ugh. She's so annoying. D:

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My sister' date=' being 6 at this time, decided it was a good idea to play doctor and mix up the medicine in the medical cabinet. My mother mistook asthma medicine for Aspirin. She started freaking out and we rushed to the hospital. >>"

 

And she always annoys me when I'm doing something. "Big bro, what're you drawing?" "Big bro, lemme' see!" Ugh. She's so annoying. D:

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i know i hate that i have the same thing here at my house

 

Why did you bother pulling him out of the swing again?

 

It really sounds like a lost cause to me.

 

 

inb4Claire filling an entire page with tales of her brother's antics.

 

i had to

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Ha, worst my brothers have ever done...?

 

When my little brother was 3, (five years ago), he decided it would be a nifty idea to swim. Without his arm floaties. Or anyone there. In a pool twice his size. So, my older brother had to go out there and save his life. My parents weren't even there.

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omg that is funny all of you except crazy

 

It's not supposed to be funny. =D

It's supposed to be a lesson for those who do not think.

A.K.A

The one's who are idiots, morons, etc.

 

But here's the question...

Does your brother still thinks he's a baby?

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^Lol. XD

Anyways, my lil brother is pretty cool, but my sister is so annoying.

All she does is watch Sonic Couple Videos on Youtube. Yet another reason I haven't been on. XD

And she loves the new Disney, so being in the front room is a nightmare.

And she acts like a 2 year old and randomly slaps people. She tells the most retarded jokes. :lol:

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^Lol. XD

Anyways' date=' my lil brother is pretty cool, but my sister is so annoying.

All she does is watch Sonic Couple Videos on Youtube. Yet another reason I haven't been on. XD

And she loves the new Disney, so being in the front room is a nightmare.

And she acts like a 2 year old and randomly slaps people. She tells the most retarded jokes. :lol:

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Sounds like my sister...

yet she's 15 XD

 

Two days ago' date=' my brother ate some quarters.

He pooped out a dollar bill. [/quote']

 

That reminds of the time my brother swallowed quarters.

(he swallows everything >_<)

I didn't know that they poop out dollar bills =/

So if they swallow a dollar bill, will they poop out 4 quarters?

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^Lol. XD

Anyways' date=' my lil brother is pretty cool, but my sister is so annoying.

All she does is watch Sonic Couple Videos on Youtube. Yet another reason I haven't been on. XD

And she loves the new Disney, so being in the front room is a nightmare.

And she acts like a 2 year old and randomly slaps people. She tells the most retarded jokes. :lol:

[/quote']

 

Sounds like my sister...

yet she's 15 XD

 

Two days ago' date=' my brother ate some quarters.

He pooped out a dollar bill. [/quote']

 

That reminds of the time my brother swallowed quarters.

(he swallows everything >_<)

I didn't know that they poop out dollar bills =/

So if they swallow a dollar bill, will they poop out 4 quarters?

 

What? No, why would you think that? D:

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^Lol. XD

Anyways' date=' my lil brother is pretty cool, but my sister is so annoying.

All she does is watch Sonic Couple Videos on Youtube. Yet another reason I haven't been on. XD

And she loves the new Disney, so being in the front room is a nightmare.

And she acts like a 2 year old and randomly slaps people. She tells the most retarded jokes. :lol:

[/quote']

 

Sounds like my sister...

yet she's 15 XD

 

Two days ago' date=' my brother ate some quarters.

He pooped out a dollar bill. [/quote']

 

That reminds of the time my brother swallowed quarters.

(he swallows everything >_<)

I didn't know that they poop out dollar bills =/

So if they swallow a dollar bill, will they poop out 4 quarters?

 

What? No, why would you think that? D:

 

Well, I would figure.

If they ate quarters and pooped a dollar out...

wouldn't they poop quarters if they ate a dollar.

It would make sense =/

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^Lol. XD

Anyways' date=' my lil brother is pretty cool, but my sister is so annoying.

All she does is watch Sonic Couple Videos on Youtube. Yet another reason I haven't been on. XD

And she loves the new Disney, so being in the front room is a nightmare.

And she acts like a 2 year old and randomly slaps people. She tells the most retarded jokes. :lol:

[/quote']

 

Sounds like my sister...

yet she's 15 XD

 

Two days ago' date=' my brother ate some quarters.

He pooped out a dollar bill. [/quote']

 

That reminds of the time my brother swallowed quarters.

(he swallows everything >_<)

I didn't know that they poop out dollar bills =/

So if they swallow a dollar bill, will they poop out 4 quarters?

 

What? No, why would you think that? D:

Doctor, will I ever get a new butt?

"Yes, sir. Please get into the surgery room."

*guy falls asleep"

Doctor, I can feel a new butt!

"Good!"

*nehfnehnehr*

Doctor, this came out of my butt. It says, your change is $4.82.

"Your new butt is a change machine."

FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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^Lol. XD

Anyways' date=' my lil brother is pretty cool, but my sister is so annoying.

All she does is watch Sonic Couple Videos on Youtube. Yet another reason I haven't been on. XD

And she loves the new Disney, so being in the front room is a nightmare.

And she acts like a 2 year old and randomly slaps people. She tells the most retarded jokes. :lol:

[/quote']

 

Sounds like my sister...

yet she's 15 XD

 

Two days ago' date=' my brother ate some quarters.

He pooped out a dollar bill. [/quote']

 

That reminds of the time my brother swallowed quarters.

(he swallows everything >_<)

I didn't know that they poop out dollar bills =/

So if they swallow a dollar bill, will they poop out 4 quarters?

 

What? No, why would you think that? D:

Doctor, will I ever get a new butt?

"Yes, sir. Please get into the surgery room."

*guy falls asleep"

Doctor, I can feel a new butt!

"Good!"

*nehfnehnehr*

Doctor, this came out of my butt. It says, your change is $4.82.

"Your new butt is a change machine."

FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

That's a shame.

The man's gonna have random men reaching up his ass for change.

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^Lol. XD

Anyways' date=' my lil brother is pretty cool, but my sister is so annoying.

All she does is watch Sonic Couple Videos on Youtube. Yet another reason I haven't been on. XD

And she loves the new Disney, so being in the front room is a nightmare.

And she acts like a 2 year old and randomly slaps people. She tells the most retarded jokes. :lol:

[/quote']

 

Sounds like my sister...

yet she's 15 XD

 

Two days ago' date=' my brother ate some quarters.

He pooped out a dollar bill. [/quote']

 

That reminds of the time my brother swallowed quarters.

(he swallows everything >_<)

I didn't know that they poop out dollar bills =/

So if they swallow a dollar bill, will they poop out 4 quarters?

 

What? No, why would you think that? D:

Doctor, will I ever get a new butt?

"Yes, sir. Please get into the surgery room."

*guy falls asleep"

Doctor, I can feel a new butt!

"Good!"

*nehfnehnehr*

Doctor, this came out of my butt. It says, your change is $4.82.

"Your new butt is a change machine."

FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

That's a shame.

The man's gonna have random men reaching up his ass for change.

 

Well on the plus side, he won't have to get married.

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^Lol. XD

Anyways' date=' my lil brother is pretty cool, but my sister is so annoying.

All she does is watch Sonic Couple Videos on Youtube. Yet another reason I haven't been on. XD

And she loves the new Disney, so being in the front room is a nightmare.

And she acts like a 2 year old and randomly slaps people. She tells the most retarded jokes. :lol:

[/quote']

 

Sounds like my sister...

yet she's 15 XD

 

Two days ago' date=' my brother ate some quarters.

He pooped out a dollar bill. [/quote']

 

That reminds of the time my brother swallowed quarters.

(he swallows everything >_<)

I didn't know that they poop out dollar bills =/

So if they swallow a dollar bill, will they poop out 4 quarters?

 

What? No, why would you think that? D:

Doctor, will I ever get a new butt?

"Yes, sir. Please get into the surgery room."

*guy falls asleep"

Doctor, I can feel a new butt!

"Good!"

*nehfnehnehr*

Doctor, this came out of my butt. It says, your change is $4.82.

"Your new butt is a change machine."

FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

 

That's a shame.

The man's gonna have random men reaching up his ass for change.

 

Well on the plus side, he won't have to get married.

 

 

No but he could sue for rape charges. AWAY!!!! Ugh, my brother's are annoying.

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