Mors Secundis Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 does standing on a shard of ice and getting foot impaled count? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 u have a maid!!!!!! Oh now this is where everyone is SO confused. I'M IN CHINA. I have an ayi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Morpheous Erebos Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 WTF is an ayi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pikachu Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 WTF is an ayi? 啊婶 (aka. Chinese maid) NO I DON'T WANT TO HAVE ANOTHER CHINESE LESSON. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Culpa Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 Once, when I was like 4, I laid down... in a dresser drawer. The dresser fell and I was trapped in the dresser. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amethyst Phoenix Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 O did I also mention that once last year a loaded bookshelf fell on top of me A loaded bookshelf you say? Remember: Friends don't let friends' bookshelves drink and loom over people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bull3tM0nk3y Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 I was biting on a ice cube at a friends house, and I had a baby tooth coming out and my tooth got STUCK IN IT! I had to wait 1 hour to get it out. I did not fell anything but a missing tooth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mister Sir Posted June 14, 2009 Report Share Posted June 14, 2009 Chewing Ice feels good, but swallowing ice is a different story. Once I accidentally swallowed ice and felt like I was being choked from inside my throat with a cold hand. .-. Very unpleasant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frunk Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 Chewing Ice feels good' date=' but [i']swallowing[/i] ice is a different story. Once I accidentally swallowed ice and felt like I was being choked from inside my throat with a cold hand. .-. Very unpleasant. Drinking room-temperature water should solve that, in case any one else has the problem in future. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insert_Name_Here Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 i fell down stairs and brok my ankle, and once i was riding a atv, and flipped it and i wasnt wearing a helmet. hope you enjoyed my suffering stories *thumbs up* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragnarok1945 Posted June 15, 2009 Report Share Posted June 15, 2009 I was biting on a ice cube at a friends house' date=' and I had a baby tooth coming out and my tooth got STUCK IN IT! I had to wait 1 hour to get it out. I did not fell anything but a missing tooth.[/quote'] that's probably because the coldness of the ice ended up numbing out the pain, which is a plus for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Force_Flex Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 This sort of thing never happens to me. Perhaps it's because I refrain from engaging in actions that will obviously result in me being harmed? Nah' date=' that can only be achieved by the extensive study of ancient scrolls left behind by a long lost civilization that had mastered a secret technique scholars refer to as "common sense".[/quote'][align=center]Teach me these "common senses" master. We're on YCM, how can you have this skill?[/align] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lazer Yoshi Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 Ah, my Femur spiral fractured. Snapped in half dude. XDAnyways, I like to eat ice. I usually let it melt a bit first. It's fun to spit ice at people. It's like you're the Brute Shot this time around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabris Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 Don't chew on ice. It can ruin your tooth enamel. =/ I stepped on a nail once and had it go through my foot (like ALL THE WAY THROUGH). How's that? I did durin' the long-gone years, and now ah'm old with partial dentures. Fantastic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azuh Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 I snort ice... ...wait? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironmanben Posted June 18, 2009 Report Share Posted June 18, 2009 I heard chewing on ice was good for you. Heck, I do that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiff! Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 I occasionally crunch ice I get in McDonalds drinks. Speaking of times I've been hurt, I've had my right foot run over. TWICE.Once when I was about 4, by my Dad.(It was an accident, of course.I hope)It was a Volvo he was driving, so I will never ever let him get another one. the second was last year, when I was walking home from school and a big van ran straight over my foot. Fun nily enough, I think it actually fixed the damage caused by the first time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehmani Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 I'm careless' date=' so I get hurt all the time, despite my laziness and physical inactivity. Last week I burned my arm. That was fun.[/quote'] Claire is a Masochist! *Fanfare*. Oh, and: COOL STORY, BRO! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Azmodius Posted June 20, 2009 Report Share Posted June 20, 2009 I'm careless' date=' so I get hurt all the time, despite my laziness and physical inactivity. Last week I burned my arm. That was fun.[/quote'] Claire is a Masochist! [/size] You just realized that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayy lmao Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 A boy at my school ripped his ligament in half.The worst I've done is fall down 19 wooden steps,I tripped :(.I eat ice if I have a habit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpartanGio Posted June 21, 2009 Report Share Posted June 21, 2009 I ran into a screen door D: On my like 10th birthday, my sister was running acroos the kitchen to go outside and her face slammed the glass door. I saw it from the other side, so it was funny. Her nose started bleeding, lucky she didn't get a fracture or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tiger Posted June 23, 2009 Report Share Posted June 23, 2009 I have braces, and about 2-3 weeks ago, I had a Kitkat and it broke my braces. =/ I heard a snapping sound, went to the mirror and noticed the cement had come of my braces, so it was just the metal part, not cemented. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ironmanben Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 I ran into a screen door D: On my like 10th birthday' date=' my sister was running acroos the kitchen to go outside and her face slammed the glass door. I saw it from the other side, so it was funny. Her nose started bleeding, lucky she didn't get a fracture or something.[/quote'] I wouldn't know which to do first, laugh, or ask if she is okay. Now, I'm not emotionless, that just sounds like it would actually be hilarious to watch, at least until the bleeding. Godd thing she was OK though :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
e-hero-guy Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 i feel of of a moving tractor trailer and busted my head on the pavement...it took 13 stapels to close it up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bury the year Posted June 24, 2009 Report Share Posted June 24, 2009 I was in a bike accident three or so days ago. Flew right off the handlebars and got epic road rash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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