My Hill!

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

I push you off and suck Chuck Norris into another Dimension

then I booby trap the hill so if you come onto the hill you blow up, fall into a pit trap, or turn into a Magikarp (Mostly that last one)

MY HILL FULL OF TRAPS!!!!!!

[King of Yesonia]

I send another fleet to disarm the traps and recapture the hill. My hill.

[Sweetie Belle]

DOCTOR OCTAGONAPUS!!! BLAAARRRRRGGGHH!!!

MY HILL!!!

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

I Dodge the Laser and use magical powers to turn you into a magikarp that ate an everstone

My Hill

[Sweetie Belle]

You got the Blue Screen of Death and therefore, your previous post was never finished, and was never posted. So...

 

STILL MY HILL!!!

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

I eat you.

my hill

[King of Yesonia]

I tribute Exiled Force to destroy you. My hill.

[Sweetie Belle]

I have all five pieces of Exodia in my hand.

 

My hill

[King of Yesonia]

I activate Conract with Exodia to Special Summon Exodia Necross and he kicks you off the hill. My and Exodia Necross' hill.

[inteligent12]

I hire a group of necromancers to resurrect Exodia from the graveyard and have him pwn Exodia Necross since his attack is now 1500.

 

My hill

[King of Yesonia]

I take over Zimbabwe and send an even larger fleet of Storm Troopers to take over the hill. My hill.

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

I pull out lightsaber *Kills Stormtroopers*

my hill

[Anbu-of-Sand]

I call back Chuck Norris, who broke the other Dimension he was sucked into. He roundhouse kicks you off the hill. ME AND CHUCK NORRIS'S HILL.

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

I brainwash Chuck Norris and he kicks you off the hill.

then he leaves and never returns to the hill

and I write my name on the hill

My Hill

[Anbu-of-Sand]

I erase your name off the hill. I push you off the hill. MY HILL.

[King of Yesonia]

I send a fleet of Lord British Space Fighters and air raid your hill. My hill.

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

I activate Mirror Force.

my hill

[King of Yesonia]

I activate Dark Bribe. Still my hill.

[Anbu-of-Sand]

I get all of your YGO cards and rip them off. I push you off the hill. MY HILL.

[King of Yesonia]

I weigh 263 lbs. I push you off instead. Still my hill.

[Anbu-of-Sand]

I show you your favorite food, and chuck it onto the other side of the world. You chase after it. MY HILL. After running after your bigger, you also come back as skinny as a toothpick, making you pushable.

[King of Yesonia]

I send Shaka Zulu and Gilgamesh to push you and Chuck Norris off. Then, Gilgamesh puts a curse on Chuck so that he becomes depressed and can no longer fight. The only way to lift the curse is if you give up the hill for one post. My hill.

[Anbu-of-Sand]

Chuck Norris doesn't get depressed. Depression gets Chuck Norris'd. Chuck Norris pushes you and your people off the hill. ME AND CHUCK NORRIS'S HILL.

[King of Yesonia]

I send an army of Drillagos and attack from below. My hill.

[Mr Dr Professor Spaz]

A bunch of sakuretsu armors

And I brainwash Chuck (Again) to kick Anbu off the Hill. then I make him Leave and never ever come back

My Hill