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The Lolcat Bible?  

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  1. 1. The Lolcat Bible?

    • A humorous new translation of the Bible.
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    • Blasphemous and disrepectful to God.
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In what way does this make the Bible look like a joke? In the same way it was translated from Latin to French? In the same way it was translated from both of those into English? It is a translation, because, let's face it, leet has evolved into a language of its own. The Ceiling Cat is a metaphor for God, the Ceiling in question is heaven, ect ect

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In what way does this make the Bible look like a joke? In the same way it was translated from Latin to French? In the same way it was translated from both of those into English? It is a translation' date=' because, let's face it, leet has evolved into a language of its own.[/b'] The Ceiling Cat is a metaphor for God, the Ceiling in question is heaven, ect ect

 

That's what I've been saying, I'm glad someone agrees!

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Yes, I see your point, but I do not agree with it.

 

It's also blasphemous because of this:

"Teh Ceiling Cat of us, whu haz cheezeburger, yu be spechul

 

Yu ordered cheezburgerz,

Wut yu want, yu gets, srsly.

In ceiling and on teh flor.

 

Giv us dis day our dalee cheezburger.

 

And furgiv us for makin yu a cookie, but eateding it.

And we furgiv wen cats steel our cookiez.

 

An do not let us leed into teh showa, but deliver us from teh wawter.

 

Ceiling Cat pwns all. He pwns teh ceiling and teh floor and walls too.

 

Forevur and evuhr. Amen."

 

Look up the first and second commandments in the Catholic Church, look up the first through third in Judaism.

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Call me crazy, but do you honestly think god would give a sheet about some people rewriting the bible in an attempt to be humorous?

 

Doesn't he have more important things to do... like save starving villages... and you know... answer prayers?

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Call me crazy' date=' but do you honestly think god would give a s*** about some people rewriting the bible in an attempt to be humorous?

 

Doesn't he have more important things to do... like save starving villages... and you know... answer prayers?

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God didn't put the villagers in that situation, I would carry on, but I prefer arguments like this over PM. Anyways, He would care about blasphemy as it is defiling His name. I would care if someone started defiling me if it happened, why can't He?

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Call me crazy' date=' but do you honestly think god would give a s*** about some people rewriting the bible in an attempt to be humorous?

 

Doesn't he have more important things to do... like save starving villages... and you know... answer prayers?

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God didn't put the villagers in that situation, I would carry on, but I prefer arguments like this over PM. Anyways, He would care about blasphemy as it is defiling His name. I would care if someone started defiling me if it happened, why can't He?

 

He created the villagers knowing they would end up in that situation. He may as well have put them in that situation.

 

And he shouldn't care because he is perfect. >_>

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Call me crazy' date=' but do you honestly think god would give a s*** about some people rewriting the bible in an attempt to be humorous?

 

Doesn't he have more important things to do... like save starving villages... and you know... answer prayers?

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God didn't put the villagers in that situation, I would carry on, but I prefer arguments like this over PM. Anyways, He would care about blasphemy as it is defiling His name. I would care if someone started defiling me if it happened, why can't He?

 

Does God have an ass? Or a vagina? Or both?

 

:lol:

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