Willieh Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 They are total rip-offs of Zorbees and Quickchop. Anyone who says that Vince is better than Billy Mays is a liar. A LIAR. Discuss this blasphemy! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 Vince is obviously better than Billy Mays. Obviously. [/thread] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Prada Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 Anyone who says that Vince is better than Billy Mays is a liar. A LIAR. I love you. Srsly. Yah, figures. Anything promoted by Vince is a knock-off, most likely. >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yogg-Saron Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 Vince. Cuz I love his nutz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 If Billy Mays died because he drank his own product, I will just lolfail for the rest of my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyKev Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 Vince is creepy and his right eye twitches.There's no way he's better that Billy Mays. I've never heard of Zorbees, but yeah Slapchop is just a rip.And it's spelled ShamWOW, not Shamwow xDYou must fix that NOW! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willieh Posted July 2, 2009 Author Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 I've never heard of Zorbees' date=' but yeah Slapchop is just a rip.And it's spelled ShamWOW, not Shamwow xDYou must fix that NOW![/quote'] Fixed. =] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tkill93 Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 Vince is too busy beating hookers to care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felix Culpa Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 Vince killed Billy Mays with a Ginsu knife than cleaned up with a ShamWOW. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dark Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 Vince killed Billy Mays with a Ginsu knife than cleaned up with a ShamWOW. Lulz. ShamWOW only works on liquids. As far as I know, Oxy Clean and Orange Glo aren't liquids. They are poison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kirsten889 Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 Vince. Cuz I love his nutz. wtf?shamwows are definitly a ripoff. they don't even work right Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yogg-Saron Posted July 2, 2009 Report Share Posted July 2, 2009 Vince. Cuz I love his nutz. wtf?shamwows are definitly a ripoff. they don't even work rightYou obviously haven't seen his SlapKarateChop commercial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrazyKev Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 I've never heard of Zorbees' date=' but yeah Slapchop is just a rip.And it's spelled ShamWOW, not Shamwow xDYou must fix that NOW![/quote'] Fixed. =] Much, much better Vince killed Billy Mays with a Ginsu knife than cleaned up with a ShamWOW. Lulz. ShamWOW only works on liquids. As far as I know' date=' Oxy Clean and Orange Glo aren't liquids. They are poison.[/quote'] Aren't thos liquids?I'm pretty sure they're not solids.And I'm absolutely positive that they're not gasses or plasma's.So the ShamWOW can absorb it. But since Billy Mays died of a heart attack, vince poisoned him with something that can cause a heart attack. Then he stuffed a ShamWOW in his mouth to absorb the poison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HelioSpark Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 OH. MY. GOD. I LOVE THIS TOPIC. [/caps] I actually have 2 zorbees, and even though they don't work, I still love them. DOWN WITH ShamWow!!!! Side topic: Snuggies anyone? possibly the best infomercial product ever. Despite the fact that Billy Mays wasn't selling them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacoby746 Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Vince killed Billy Mays with a Ginsu knife than cleaned up with a ShamWOW. Lulz. ShamWOW only works on liquids. As far as I know' date=' Oxy Clean and Orange Glo aren't liquids. They are poison.[/quote'] I think he ment for it to clean up the blood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mehmani Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man0waR Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 U watch Pitchmen too much bra Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMGAKITTY Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Vince is too busy beating hookers to care. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Static Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Oxyclean did 9/11. Billy Mays > Vince. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dismal Euphony Posted July 3, 2009 Report Share Posted July 3, 2009 Billy Mays' beard would make Vince cry like a jabroni... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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