Omegle

[Juuzou]

some guy said he was horny, it was lawlz

[Yasu]

'Sup b YCM' date=' today I managed to convince a fool that I was a 14 year old girl, and got his facebook profile out of the deal.

 

[spoiler=Check it out']

onnecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl?

You: 14/f/fl

You: u?

Stranger: 14 m kentucky

You: kewl

Stranger: yep

Stranger: so sup?

You: nm

You: u?

Stranger: nm just listening to music

You: kewl, wut r u lstening 2?

Stranger: as blood runs black

Stranger: what do u listen to?

You: i like evanescence

Stranger: kool

Stranger: im more of a metal head

You: i think metal heads are cute

Stranger: thanks :D

You: ^_^

Stranger: im not ugly tip lol

Stranger: ^.^

Stranger: r u cute? lol

You: haha, maybe? ;) i thnk so

Stranger: :D kewl

Stranger: u have msn?

Stranger: or facebook or somethin?

You: no, my dad wont let me

Stranger: lol

You: he dsnt no im on this rite now

Stranger: lol wow

You: if he finds out, ill b in trouble

Stranger: whats his deal?

You: hes afraid ill get raped or sumthing, lol

Stranger: mmm k

You: bcuz at our last house, my neighbor tried to rape me

Stranger: 0.o >_> sorry

You: i was 12, n he said he wanted to play a gme

Stranger: 0.o

Stranger: so do your parents like what u listen to?

You: my dad likes the beatles

You: my mom likes elton jon

Stranger: lol

Stranger: 0.o wow

You: :/

You: there so old

Stranger: u r sheltered?

You: kind of

You: my parents r rlly protecdtive

Stranger: o

Stranger: lol

Stranger: so what ru a prep?

You: idk

Stranger: lol

Stranger: do u have hollister in canada?

You: yea, my mom sometimes tks me shoping there

Stranger: noooooooooooo

Stranger: i hate that place hot topic ftw

You: haha, my mom calls that place satanic

You: wont let me go :(

Stranger: do u wanna go there?

You: yea i saw a gir shirt there, and i rly wnt it

Stranger: kewl

You: cn i ask you a queston? its kind of embarrisng

Stranger: yea sure

You: wats it like to have a penis?

Stranger: wow lol

Stranger: well i can jack off

Stranger: >_>

You: i saw my borther do that once

You: he didnt no i was watchng

Stranger: wow

You: it made me feel tingly inside

Stranger: it kinda gets in the way

Stranger: wowwowowowoowowoow

Stranger: lololololtulullululullulullu

Stranger: tingly?

You: yea, it was rly wierd

You: but it felt good

Stranger: hmm so what do u want sex or somethin?

You: im rly curious abt it...i herd some grls at school tlking about stickin their fingers up there..you no

You: prvit place

You: and they said it feels rly good

Stranger: why dont u?

Stranger: lol

You: im afraid itll hurt

Stranger: no it wont

You: shuld i try it now?

Stranger: sure

Stranger: put your finger in the middle one

You: ok

Stranger: only one

You: oh wow

You: that feels rly wrid

You: n good

Stranger: move it around

You: ok

You: aaah

Stranger: mm k

You: ffeels sooooo good

Stranger: ok

Stranger: your parents r home?

You: there alseep

Stranger: o

Stranger: so u ilke the feeling

Stranger: ?

You: mmmmm

You: but now my finger is all wet

Stranger: well imagine a dick in there

You: can it b ur dick? *blush*

Stranger: lol

Stranger: lol i dont know what u look like

You: i have brown hair n blu eyes

Stranger: mmmk?

You: abt 5'"2'

Stranger: what about chest?

You: a cup :(

You: but my mom says itll get bigger

You: i wish it wuld happn sooner

Stranger: o u havent hit pubordy?

Stranger: pubeordy?*

You: i just had my frst period 2 weeks ago

Stranger: kewl

You: wut do u look like?

Stranger: brown hair

Stranger: hazel

Stranger: eyes

Stranger: curly hair

You: how big is ur dick? lol

Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/home.php?ref=home

Stranger: lol

Stranger: wow

Stranger: o yea thats an old pic

Stranger: about 8

Stranger: inc

Stranger: inches

You: ooh wow

You: so big

Stranger: naa

You: ur link doesnt wurk :(

Stranger: 0.o

Stranger: paste it in adress bar

Stranger: its an old pic of me know i haz long hair

You: it says i need to login to see it

Stranger: wtf?

Stranger: lol

You: but i dont hve an acct

Stranger: http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=538879668&hiq=chandler,torres

Stranger: its like the first pic its old though i have long hair

You: lol, ur cute ^^

Stranger: thanks? :D

You: mmm....now whenever i put my fingers in there, im going to thnk abt ur big dick inside ofme

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

oh, and @oneword: your japanese isn't grammatically correct, btw.

That guy forgot how sensitive is a girl c... wait forget that

Awesome =D

[~/Coolio Prime\~]

Oh yeah, this place. Way too easy to troll.

[~ P O L A R I S ~]

Oh yeah' date=' this place. Way too easy to troll.

[/quote']

 

You say this on YCM. xD

[Exiro]

Lawl trolling.

 

I hate the site though because for some reason someone has been giving my email away to random people on there.

 

I SWEAR IT WASN'T ME

IT WAS ALL FLRF'S FAULT!

 

_

 

That site's hilarious' date=' I love it.

[/quote']

 

I already knew it was Frlf. At least most of the time anyway.

WASN'T ME! D=

 

Anyways...

 

[spoiler=]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: A wild Abra appears.

Stranger: what's an abra`?

You: Wild Abra uses teleport!

 

 

[spoiler=]Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: A wild Abra appears.

Stranger: im a lesbian r u a girl

You: Wild Abra uses teleport!

You have disconnected.

 

 

<3 you, Frlf!

 

Imma do that too!

 

 

 

EDIT: It's done! Enjoy!

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

 

You: A wild Abra appears.

Stranger: hi asl??

You: Hey

You: 23 f San Diego

You: You?

Stranger: 22 m uk

Stranger: do u have msn?

You: Oh yeah I do

You: But I'm kinda careful with giving it to strangers you know

You: Once I know you

Stranger: lol

You: I'll give it

Stranger: thats cool :D

You: In other words' date=' tell me something about you

You: ;p

Stranger: well what u wana kno?

You: Whatever it takes to make me want to chat with you on MSN, everyday

You: Like what you look like

Stranger: well i will send u a pic on msn bt i am 6 ft 1" dark hair.. tanned skin brown eyes

Stranger: anythin else?

Stranger: lol

You: Heh

You: Could you link me to an image of you?

Stranger: ermm well y dont u give me ur msn addy n i will send u a pic n if u dnt like it u can block and delete me

You: Alright

You: Sounds fair

Stranger: lol

You: Hrmph

You: My boobs

You: They're so big

Stranger: lol

You: I want to open MSN but by boobs tell me to squeeze them

You: So can you wait a few seconds while I squeeze my boobs?

You: It's like a fetish to me

Stranger: defo :P:P

You: Heh

You: I can't help it lol

You: Sometimes I wish I didn't even have cup E

You: But oh well

Stranger: :P

You: *Squeezes boobs roughly*

Stranger: do u have a webcam?

You: Oh yeah sure

You: Why? Do you want to peek at me squeezing me boobs? :P

Stranger: defo :)

You: Heh!

You: Well

You: I think that's possible

Stranger: so whats ur addy?:D:D

You: But.....

You: 1 sec, allow me to squeeze some more

You: Alright

You: That job's done

You: Oh wait

You: But now you don't have anything to look at when I turn on the webcam

Stranger: :L well if its a fetish am sure u can start again :P

You: Hm

You: You're right

Stranger: :)

You: Or I can just put my finger inside my......

Stranger: :P:P

You: I just can't decide between those two

You: What should I do?

You: Your pick.

Stranger: why choose 1 when u can do both?:P

Stranger: so whats ur addy? :) :)

You: You're right, I could've thought of that myself

You: Alright, let's do that

Stranger: :D

You: You can add me and watch me as I squeeze my cup E boobs but.......

You: I just want to know 1 thing about you

Stranger: ok

You: How big is your penis?

Stranger: about 8-9 inches

You: Wild Abra uses teleport!

You have disconnected.

[/quote']

[Umbra]

Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: wanna take a test?
You: depends on the test
Stranger: how old are you?
You: Not telling.
Stranger: system error, shut down shut down
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Lolwat

[Felix]

@Exiro: lol, Abra. Awesome.

[Frlf]

@Exiro: lol' date=' Abra. Awesome.

[/quote']

 

Read mines D=

 

[spoiler=I lol'd at the new ''Don't say ASL!'']

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hello

You: IMMA BREAK THE RULES

You: ASL

Stranger: :D

Stranger: rebel

Stranger: 20 m

You: funk YES}

Stranger: and you ?

Stranger: haha

You: 17 m

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

And as every Omegale daily user, if the stranger isn't either 5 years younger or female, you quit right away.

[Juuzou]

Stranger: wat would u do if i sango ut of tune

Stranger: would u get up and walk out onm e?

You: hell yes

Stranger: =(

[OMGAKITTY]

@Exiro: lol' date=' Abra. Awesome.

[/quote']

 

Read mines D=

 

[spoiler=I lol'd at the new ''Don't say ASL!'']

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hello

You: IMMA BREAK THE RULES

You: ASL

Stranger: :D

Stranger: rebel

Stranger: 20 m

You: f*** YES}

Stranger: and you ?

Stranger: haha

You: 17 m

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

And as every Omegale daily user, if the stranger isn't either 5 years younger or female, you quit right away.

 

That's why you say you're a 14 y/o female. No one quits on a 14 y/o female.

[Felix]

Unless of course you get male seeking male:? I was asked if I was, so I asked if he wanted me to be.

[OMGAKITTY]

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hi :]

You: Hello.

You: I would like to tell you a story

Stranger: take the advice and dont ask me "asl"

You: A story about a man named Jesus

You: Jesus was born in the poor side of town, but he didn't mind. He always knew he was meant for greater things.

Stranger: i heard something wanna know what is it?

You: Jesus' dad was a carpenter, and he wanted Jesus to follow in his footsteps

You: However, Jesus wanted to be a teacerh

You: So everyday, Jesus would go to his local temple to learn things.

You: It was all fine and well until Jesus turned 30

You: then he tried to hop the border into the United States and was arrested by border control

Stranger: LOL

You: But on the third day, his father paid bail, and he was released

Stranger: who care =)

Stranger: and he's gay i guess =/

Stranger: what a pity

You: Remember, practice safe sex.

You have disconnected.

[Frlf]

@Exiro: lol' date=' Abra. Awesome.

[/quote']

 

Read mines D=

 

[spoiler=I lol'd at the new ''Don't say ASL!'']

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hello

You: IMMA BREAK THE RULES

You: ASL

Stranger: :D

Stranger: rebel

Stranger: 20 m

You: f*** YES}

Stranger: and you ?

Stranger: haha

You: 17 m

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

 

And as every Omegale daily user, if the stranger isn't either 5 years younger or female, you quit right away.

 

That's why you say you're a 14 y/o female. No one quits on a 14 y/o female.

 

I always do that when I want to make a long way troll =P.

[OMGAKITTY]

[spoiler= He didn't want to play D:]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: My name is Yugi and I challenge you to a duel!

You: I play one monster in face down defense position and end my turn

You: Its your move, Kaiba.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Juuzou]

[spoiler= He didn't want to play D:]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: My name is Yugi and I challenge you to a duel!

You: I play one monster in face down defense position and end my turn

You: Its your move' date=' Kaiba.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[/quote']

 

i lol'd hard

[Felix]

I was amused by stuff.

 

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: im afraid of white ppl

You: Blargh Troll:x

Stranger: im afraid of white ppl

Stranger: im afraid of white ppl

You: And yes we are pretty scary

Stranger: im afraid of white ppl

You: liek ghostly skin and sh!t

Stranger: u guys are very scary

Stranger: i must overcome this fear

You: Score one.

You: Not me thoughDX

You: I'm too much to handle

Stranger: AHHHH SCARY !

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Juuzou]

[spoiler=lolz]Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

You: i have two cocks

Stranger: Yeah... and your point is?

You: F*** YOU

You have disconnected.

 

 

this is fun ^_^

[~/Coolio Prime\~]

[spoiler=Slightly harder to troll than I thought, but I think I made at least one person feel bad about themselves.]Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hey im 20 male looking for hot gırl 18+ wanting msn cam2cam

You: really?

Stranger: yes

You: wow, i didnt know id find someone to date so fast

You: i thought i would meet a bunch of perverted jerks

Stranger: asl

You: im actually just 17, so you probably wont be into me.

You: forget it :(

Stranger: nope for me

Stranger: if u wanna

You: if i wanna what

Stranger: female or male

Stranger: cam2cam

You: !

You: Are you a boy, cuase im a girl and im not a lez

Stranger: im boy

Stranger: have msn and cam

You: how old are you

Stranger: 20

You: oh, cool

You: but i dont know if youre my kinda guy

You: wats ur myspace?

Stranger: http://img188.yfrog.com/i/n1466777118301974524616.jpg/

You: lol

You: cool cat

You: whats its name

Stranger: yup

Stranger: cotton

You: kool

Stranger: and ur pic?

You: im not good with technical stuff, but i think my cam is working

You: wanna go cam2cam?

Stranger: ok

Stranger: can u gıve ur msn

You: wait a second

You: one question to see if youre a lame 30 year old virgin or not

You: do you know what a "sea sponge" is, sex wise

Stranger: im 20

Stranger: and i dont know sea sponge

You: wow

You: loser

You have disconnected.

 

And pretending to be a girl over the internet makes me happy.

[Felix]

Is sea sponge even a real thing:?

[~/Coolio Prime\~]

No it is not.

[Sander]

[spoiler=I probably fail with this]Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: Supermac18?

You: No, this is Patrick.

You have disconnected.

 

 

 

Meh, I tried..

[Marly]

[spoiler=This site is hilarious.]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!

Stranger: hey

You: Hi

Stranger: asl ?

You: 73, transexual, Alaska

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

[Zeroshot]

Stranger: hey

Stranger: asl?

You: YOU BROKE THE RULE!!!!111!!elevendy1!1

Stranger: I don't care, I'm 17 f usa

You: Oh, then nevermind.

You: Hows life in the US

Stranger: great

Stranger: ill break it again asl

You: Ima 46, bald, fat, pedofile from Canada

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

I thought I wuz sexah til today.

[OMGAKITTY]

Stranger: hey

Stranger: asl?

You: YOU BROKE THE RULE!!!!111!!elevendy1!1

Stranger: I don't care' date=' I'm 17 f usa

You: Oh, then nevermind.

You: Hows life in the US

Stranger: great

Stranger: ill break it again asl

You: Ima 46, bald, fat, pedofile from Canada

Your conversational partner has disconnected.[/quote']

 

I thought I wuz sexah til today.

 

[bobo144]

1st try:You: hi!

Stranger: bye

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

i got pwnd

 

2nd try: You: Welcome to goodburger, home of the goodburger, may i take your order?

Stranger: of course can i have a goodburger special?

You: no

Stranger: funk you then

Stranger: hahaha

You: *Cough* sheet you *cough*

Stranger: wanker

Stranger: dog face

Stranger: i dnt even need to cough

You: up yours

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

pwnd him

 

3rd try:Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: where ?

You: ground

Stranger: age ?

You: 209

Stranger: haha good xD

Stranger: funk off xD

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

i got pwnd again